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avsaffiliateprograms · 08-23-2002, 04:20 AM

What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 04:27 AM

First part washed: Nuts
Last part washed: Ass
Washcolth or soap: Just soap.
Air or Towel Method: Towel.
First part dried: Hair/head
Last part dried: feet
Share towels: Yes, (with my girl) if it's not already wet.

now then... why the fuck are you so damn curious about this? School project?

[Labret] · 08-23-2002, 04:48 AM

My girlfriend freaks the fuck out if I use her towel.

First part: Arms, then work my way down.
Last part: Head

No soap or washcloth. I am a girly man and use body wash and a loofa. Im sensitive

Towel dry.

HomeGrown · 08-23-2002, 04:49 AM

I start from head to toe, I wash my asshole last. I use a towel, washcloth/soap. Fuck sharing towels.

It's not hard to learn to shower dude, give it a try.

Marcus · 08-23-2002, 04:53 AM

I got a detachable showerhead from http://www.biis.com/sh/ordering.htm . I got the bottom one. They're high flow so it rocks

no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?

d0se · 08-23-2002, 05:00 AM

I just had a shower. Nice

i wash my feet last. top to bottom so to speak.

beemk · 08-23-2002, 05:27 AM

i got girls that do it like in coming to america.

"your royal penis is clean"

kinkyplace · 08-23-2002, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by avsaffiliateprograms
What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?

Pervert!

Libertine · 08-23-2002, 05:32 AM

head
ass
dove shower cream
towel
head
ass
no

ControlThy · 08-23-2002, 07:03 AM

None of your business, creep.

avsaffiliateprograms · 08-23-2002, 03:13 PM

Really...

greentea · 08-23-2002, 03:14 PM

this is another real gay thread..

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?

if one of you had crabs, then sharing the towel really doesn't matter because you probly already got them from the sweaty anal session you had together just prior to the shower.

TaDoW · 08-23-2002, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

dove shower cream

is that not the best shit to use to do the body slide with your girlfriend? ??? I mean .. you could get that japanese funky gallon-o-lube-tub ... but then you'll smell all fucked up ...

Dove is the shit!

Fletch XXX · 08-23-2002, 03:27 PM

All I will say is a shower twice a day.

Mikeee · 08-23-2002, 03:36 PM

Here is what a normal man does...

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15. Pee (in the shower).
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

Matt 26z · 08-23-2002, 03:37 PM

High flow? This takes the cake.....

http://www.neatitems.com/triple_showers.htm

I want one. It must be like showering under a waterfall.

Amputate Your Head · 08-23-2002, 03:38 PM

that about sums it up Mikeee....

TaDoW · 08-23-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikeee
Here is what a normal man does...

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15. Pee (in the shower).
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

BWWAAHAHAHAHAH.. too true =)

posh rat in hell · 08-24-2002, 05:53 AM

I'm with Mikeee!

jimmyf · 08-24-2002, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
this is another real gay thread..

I think so..

Theo · 08-24-2002, 05:59 AM

hahahahaahhahahahhaah me too

08-23-2002, 04:20 AM	#1
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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	First part washed: Nuts Last part washed: Ass Washcolth or soap: Just soap. Air or Towel Method: Towel. First part dried: Hair/head Last part dried: feet Share towels: Yes, (with my girl) if it's not already wet. now then... why the fuck are you so damn curious about this? School project? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

08-23-2002, 04:49 AM	#4
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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	My girlfriend freaks the fuck out if I use her towel. First part: Arms, then work my way down. Last part: Head No soap or washcloth. I am a girly man and use body wash and a loofa. Im sensitive Towel dry.

08-23-2002, 04:53 AM	#5
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	I got a detachable showerhead from http://www.biis.com/sh/ordering.htm . I got the bottom one. They're high flow so it rocks no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?

08-23-2002, 05:00 AM	#6
d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	I just had a shower. Nice i wash my feet last. top to bottom so to speak.

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08-23-2002, 03:36 PM	#16
Mikeee Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 516	Here is what a normal man does... 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one). 6. Wash your face. 7. Wash your armpits. 8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. 9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. 10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area. 11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. 12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). 13. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. 15. Pee (in the shower). 16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. 17. Partially dry off. 18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again. 19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. 20. Leave bathroom fan and light on. 21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. 22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

08-23-2002, 03:37 PM	#17
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	High flow? This takes the cake..... http://www.neatitems.com/triple_showers.htm I want one. It must be like showering under a waterfall.

08-23-2002, 03:38 PM	#18
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	that about sums it up Mikeee.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

08-24-2002, 05:53 AM	#20
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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	hahahahaahhahahahhaah me too