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avsaffiliateprograms 08-23-2002 04:20 AM

Showering Habits
 
What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 04:27 AM

First part washed: Nuts
Last part washed: Ass
Washcolth or soap: Just soap.
Air or Towel Method: Towel.
First part dried: Hair/head
Last part dried: feet
Share towels: Yes, (with my girl) if it's not already wet.

now then... why the fuck are you so damn curious about this? School project?

[Labret] 08-23-2002 04:48 AM

My girlfriend freaks the fuck out if I use her towel.

First part: Arms, then work my way down.
Last part: Head

No soap or washcloth. I am a girly man and use body wash and a loofa. Im sensitive

Towel dry.

HomeGrown 08-23-2002 04:49 AM

I start from head to toe, I wash my asshole last. I use a towel, washcloth/soap. Fuck sharing towels.

It's not hard to learn to shower dude, give it a try. :thumbsup

Marcus 08-23-2002 04:53 AM

I got a detachable showerhead from http://www.biis.com/sh/ordering.htm . I got the bottom one. They're high flow so it rocks

no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?

d0se 08-23-2002 05:00 AM

I just had a shower. Nice:thumbsup
i wash my feet last. top to bottom so to speak. :uhoh

beemk 08-23-2002 05:27 AM

i got girls that do it like in coming to america.

"your royal penis is clean"

kinkyplace 08-23-2002 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by avsaffiliateprograms
What is the first and last part of your body you wash? Do you use a wash cloth or just soap? When you dry off, do you air dry or dry off with a towel? What is the first and last part of your body you dry off? If you have a roommate, do you share towels?
Pervert! :Kissmy

Libertine 08-23-2002 05:32 AM

head
ass
dove shower cream
towel
head
ass
no

ControlThy 08-23-2002 07:03 AM

None of your business, creep.

avsaffiliateprograms 08-23-2002 03:13 PM

Really...

greentea 08-23-2002 03:14 PM

this is another real gay thread..

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
no dont share towels, what if one of you had crabs?
if one of you had crabs, then sharing the towel really doesn't matter because you probly already got them from the sweaty anal session you had together just prior to the shower.

TaDoW 08-23-2002 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

dove shower cream


is that not the best shit to use to do the body slide with your girlfriend? ??? I mean .. you could get that japanese funky gallon-o-lube-tub ... but then you'll smell all fucked up ...

Dove is the shit!

Fletch XXX 08-23-2002 03:27 PM

All I will say is a shower twice a day.

:winkwink:

Mikeee 08-23-2002 03:36 PM

Here is what a normal man does...

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15. Pee (in the shower).
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

Matt 26z 08-23-2002 03:37 PM

High flow? This takes the cake.....

http://www.neatitems.com/triple_showers.htm

I want one. It must be like showering under a waterfall.

Amputate Your Head 08-23-2002 03:38 PM

that about sums it up Mikeee.... :winkwink:

TaDoW 08-23-2002 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikeee
Here is what a normal man does...

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10. The majority of time is spent washing your privates and the surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15. Pee (in the shower).
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

BWWAAHAHAHAHAH.. too true =)

posh rat in hell 08-24-2002 05:53 AM

I'm with Mikeee!

jimmyf 08-24-2002 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
this is another real gay thread..
I think so..

Theo 08-24-2002 05:59 AM

hahahahaahhahahahhaah me too


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