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Old 05-24-2007, 02:51 PM   #51
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it is not includingt farm animals, they are pasturised humans.
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:09 PM   #52
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how about I just authorize you to follow me around for a few weeks ;)
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:37 PM   #53
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Thats a war on pandora in ya sig - I like it.
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:42 PM   #54
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how about I just authorize you to follow me around for a few weeks ;)
Based on what I've seen and heard at the shows Cloner this might be the best idea so far. Does that mean filming too!
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Old 05-24-2007, 04:18 PM   #55
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:24 PM   #56
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So you gonna announce the winner in a few?
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Old 05-25-2007, 06:29 AM   #57
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Old 05-25-2007, 06:41 AM   #58
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Time to bring on the stagemaster - he makes gimp man look tame.
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:10 AM   #59
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O.K. guys the Contest Winner will be announced during lunch hour. That's between 12noon and 1pm Eastern time so hold your horses guys.

Dwreck and I are going over all the entries now and this is going to be a tough choice. Thanks to everyone that participated and "GOOD LUCK"
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:15 AM   #60
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:29 AM   #61
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No matter who wins, this was a cool and original contest. Thanks!
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:58 AM   #62
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Im now accepting bribes please contact me via icq! lol
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Okay. It's 1pm Eastern. Where's the winner?
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:32 AM   #64
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I hope I win.
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:36 AM   #65
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O.K. after much deliberation and a TOUGH ASS decision we have decided.

The WINNER

of the

"Pitch Me a Scene"

CONTEST

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shermshack

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"Tara's WILD Ride"


We want to express our appreciation to all that participated and would like to give an 'HONORABLE MENTION" to the following:

J. Falcon - Bank Heist Gets Sloppy
CIVMatt - Surprise Threesome
cool1 - Homeless Window Washer

Originality - wyldworx - The Butcher
Entertainment - donkevlar - Pick Up Gone Wrong

shermshack I will hit your up in a few! CONGRATULATIONS!

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Old 05-25-2007, 10:38 AM   #66
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Daam not even an honorable mention? I guess mine was a bit too grounded in reality, should have added an alien or T-Rex
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:43 AM   #67
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Although I have to admit Shermshack's story was entertaining, but it seemed more like an adult story than a film idea.

nice work though, congrats
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:01 AM   #68
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Nice, most entertaining. I'll take that.
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:03 AM   #69
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Congrats shermshack great job!
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:07 AM   #70
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Well done to all who got a mention, and to sherm for winning. Still, if anyone wants to make my idea using a man in a tophat...
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:09 AM   #71
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It's the traditional scene you'd imagine of a traveling salesman who's car has broken down near a remote farm late in the afternoon.

Farmer let's the salesman stay for dinner and spend the night and he'd take him to town in the morning

Cut to later in the evening where the salesman is watching the wife make dinner... bending over, thong/upskirts/downshirts glimpses - wife notices, enjoys the attention - husband appears clueless to what's going on around him.

Cut scene to later that night. Wife/Husband go off to bed, salesman goes to his room. Few hours later, salesman is awoken by the sounds of the husband snoring - decides to go pee and when looking for the bathroom walks into the couples room by accident. Wife notices and knowing the salesman likes her offers to have sex with the salesman.

"What about the husband" the salesman asks. "He'll wake up and murder me"!
"No he won't - he sleeps like a log" - "Don't believe me - just reach over to him and yank a hair off his ass - he won't wake up"

Salesman does and sure enough - the husband continues to snore so they fuck like rabbits right beside him - all the while, the husband continues to snore.

Salesman goes back to his room.

Few hours later - repeat above scene - different sexual positions/scenes
Few hours later - repeat scene.

Next time the salesman come in for the last romp of the night and plucks a hair off the ass of the husband - the husband sits up and says.

"Look Buddy, I don't mind taking you in for the night or giving you a ride into town, feeding you dinner or even if you bang my wife all night"..

"But do you gotta use my ass as a scoreboard"?

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Old 05-25-2007, 11:42 AM   #72
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Damn! Just saw thread...
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:42 AM   #73
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:45 AM   #74
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Although I have to admit Shermshack's story was entertaining, but it seemed more like an adult story than a film idea.

nice work though, congrats
Hey rapmaster your Characters and Setting were great for an adult scene but it is a very common one. I think it was the lack of a descriptive Action sequence that we missed.

Hey testpie your scene had some GREAT imagination but it kind of crossed over into the fantasy realm with the talking dog. It would take some good special effects to pull this off.

Thanks again to everyone for participating!

Sorry Bama but the contest ended at midnight last night but I've got to say that was a damn good variation with a twist on the Farmer's Daughter theme.
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:56 AM   #76
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Hey rapmaster your Characters and Setting were great for an adult scene but it is a very common one. I think it was the lack of a descriptive Action sequence that we missed.

Hey testpie your scene had some GREAT imagination but it kind of crossed over into the fantasy realm with the talking dog. It would take some good special effects to pull this off.

Thanks again to everyone for participating!

Sorry Bama but the contest ended at midnight last night but I've got to say that was a damn good variation with a twist on the Farmer's Daughter theme.
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Heh alright, well thanks for the tip. I've never written any substantive adult stuff before, although I have done a few screenplays

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Yeah, I saw that the contest had already ended but wanted to submit an idea anyways

Congrats Sherm!
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:36 PM   #79
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I am guessing mine wasn't taken seriously.
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Hey wyldworx all the submissions were taken seriously.

Your scene was an awesome B&D/S&M scenario and don't be surprised if one of the more extreme content producers picks up on this idea!

Definitely ORIGINAL!
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:46 PM   #82
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Thanks for the kind words and the great prizes Jim! I had fun writing the story, and the contest was a blast to read through

I sent you an email, as my ICQ is off until Sunday. CIV...Drop me a line and I'll see if I can get those passes in your direction!

Cheers and thanks again!
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Sorry about the long story, but here goes... I'll gladly donate my passes if I win.

CHARACTERS - Lonely 19 year old bookworm named Ted and a cute 18 year old waitress named Tara that needs bus money to visit her boyfriend

SETTING ? Local Diner around midnight

ACTION - After a long rainy day with no customers, Ted came in to Al's Cafe for a cup of coffee and a quiet place to study his notes for tomorrow's communications 101 oral exam. As the hands on the dial neared midnight, Ted heard Tara on the phone with her boyfriend letting him know that she had no customers all day, and will only be able to stop by if the "loser in the glasses" tips her enough for bus fare across town. The fact that a coffee was only a dollar on top of her insults made a tip above 25 cents next to impossible.

As she approached the table with a plastic smile and a refill, Ted decided to spark up a conversation with the cute little waitress: "I heard the news about your lack of bus fare, and your desire to meet up with your boyfriend." Tara winced slightly knowing that a couple insults were thrown into that phone call, but she knew her pouting face could sell ice to an Eskimo. She put on her sad face and confirmed his suspicions. "I love him so much, but this bad weather keeps everyone at home. I've got no car, my boyfriend has a flat tire, and I had no customers today. Do you know how hard it is to earn bus fare when nobody let's me serve them?!". With a smile and an agreeable nod, Ted pulled out his wallet and pulled out his only dollar bill along with a shiny quarter. He wished her luck on getting the cash to get home, showed her his empty wallet, and began to walk out with a devious smile. Ted was a smart guy and he knew what was coming next.

"Wait!" Tara said. Ted turned around and awaited her plead. "Would you mind giving me a ride to my boyfriend's house?" Ted told her it was getting late, and that he had a huge oral presentation to give tomorrow. In total desperation, Tara volunteered "anything" to get a ride home. Knowing that Ted had Tara on the ropes, he sighed and said "I hate seeing a woman in desperation...come on!". As they ran through the rain, Ted told her that he's been super stressed, and that all he needs in return is a little tension reliever. As they escaped the rain and entered the car, Tara asked how she could help relieve some stress. With a sheepish grin, the spectacled student said "I know my oral skills still aren't up to par, but how are yours?".

Tara was at a crossroads...Should she stick around and call her mom to pick her up from work, or should she fend for herself and do what it takes to visit her boyfriend. After an awkward moment, she leaned across the seat, unzipped his pants, and pulled out Ted's soldier. Before she took his cock in her mouth, she shot him a slight glare and exclaimed "I'm just doing this so that I can see the man I love!". Ted nodded and put the car in drive. As he began to head in the direction of Tara's destination, her head bounced up and down rhythmically to the sounds of some smooth R&B playing through the car stereo. Sure she was slurping his pecker to see her boyfriend, but the attention she was paying to his balls and shaft would convince one that she was actually enjoying this.

As time passed and Ted got closer to Tara's stop, she could feel his balls tightening and his cock pulsating. She peeled her mouth up fast enough to lay out 1 ground rule: ?No cum on my face!? Ted put the car in park and let Tara finish up her job. As he felt her suction bringing him to his climax, he pulled her off his member and blasted his load all over her black shirt. As she attempted to dodge the onslaught of semen, she let out a shriek! "Why the hell would you do that, you asshole! You know I have nothing to change into, and that this will stain!". As he regained his composure, he slowly drove forward towards her boyfriend?s front door. He then put the car in park, looked over towards his cum soaked oral slut and said "I may be a loser with glasses, but at least I'm not a cheating chick with no money and cum all over her shirt. At least there was 1 person you were able to serve today!" Before she had time to respond, he leaned on the horn until her boyfriend opened the door. She hesitated, and finally slid out of the car in shame. As she walked towards the front door, her boyfriend smiled, waved towards the car and thanked Ted for bringing her to him. With a laugh, Ted smiled back and took off. He could only imagine the explaining Tara was going to have to do!
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