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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: True 3D Content
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She Left
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night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. 'Why are you stopping darling?' she whispered. He whispered back, ' I found the remote!' |
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I need a beer
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Har har..that made me chuckle
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#3 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Aim - Hydromorphone
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hahaha.. funny funnnnyyyyy
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: http://www.nebraskacoeds.com
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all too true for many Americans... thankfully there's an adult industry!
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Quebec City, Quebec
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I'm never getting married lol
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lolz .. I knew shit gonna happen at the end, but had no clue what it could be.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Montevideo, Uruguay.
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lol
nice one!
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#8 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Shangrila
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LMAO that cheered up my otherwise typical monday..
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#9 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Sunny Florida
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LoL good one
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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LMFAO! That was good.
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
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hahaha!!! nice teaser...lol
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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lmao!
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#13 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Ouch... The guy deserve a slap on his face.. poor lady..
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hehehehehehe!
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The story of my life.
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