She Left
 

One
night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware
that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He
started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then,
he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her
stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand
ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her
right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she
squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly
and rolled over to his side of the bed.

'Why are you stopping darling?'
she whispered.

He whispered back, ' I found the remote!'

Har har..that made me chuckle

hahaha.. funny funnnnyyyyy

all too true for many Americans... thankfully there's an adult industry!

I'm never getting married lol :)

lolz .. I knew shit gonna happen at the end, but had no clue what it could be.

lol
nice one!

LMAO that cheered up my otherwise typical monday..

LoL good one

LMFAO! That was good.

hahaha!!! nice teaser...lol

lmao!

:lol:

Ouch... The guy deserve a slap on his face.. poor lady..

hehehehehehe!

The story of my life.