Shrek The Third...review - GoFuckYourself.com

DOCTOR 30 · 05-18-2007, 08:06 PM

I actually fell asleep 5 times during this movie.

I couldn't believe it was so damned boring.

Nothing like the first two. I realized it wasn't directed
by the same director of the first two either. It had a few
chuckles and a few laughs but it had this boring, whiney
Justin Timberlake character that was so fucking stupid
and useless I just snoozed off and from what I gather
I wasn't the only one in the theatre.

Actually, this movie was so bad it made Spider-Man 3 look
good.

MissMina · 05-18-2007, 08:15 PM

Ugh. Great. Was going to take a bunch of kids to go see it because they've been bugging me about it. Dunno if I should still take them after hearing that.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-18-2007, 08:23 PM

blaaaa.. I am supposed to take the kids to see it tomorrow... that sucks

DOCTOR 30 · 05-18-2007, 08:33 PM

Hey, the kids might like it. For me and the rest of the audience it was a snoozer.

Most of the movie was about Prince Charming and Justin Timberlake as King Arthur. Two blonde whiney guys took up most of the screen time. It was like being stuck in Britney Spears' head during a psychotic break.

05-18-2007, 08:38 PM

The sad part is they are planning on making 2 more sequels, as well as a Puss N Boots (or whatever Antonio Banderas character is called) spin-off movie.

lusciousness · 05-18-2007, 08:53 PM

oh great...i've been waiting to see that

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Kevin Marx · 05-18-2007, 08:58 PM

isn't it great when a movie doesn't get great reviews but it may still make 100 million on the first day?

SPACE GLIDER · 05-18-2007, 09:02 PM

It doesn't measure up to the first two at all.

BlondeBecks · 05-18-2007, 09:08 PM

Man I'm sooo glad now that I'm sending my kid with her best friend and his parents so that I don't have to sit through it after that review.

DOCTOR 30 · 05-18-2007, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin-SFBucks

isn't it great when a movie doesn't get great reviews but it may still make 100 million on the first day?

It's sort of a bad deal for us fans though. It's called a 'Hype Ride'. A project gets some hype and instead of living up to it they do the lazy job instead. They know they'll make a good amount on the hype alone so why work?

Wrong director on the project is what this was.

Spidey 3's excuse is that the corporation interfered with the story for merchandizing reasons.

kapopoy · 05-18-2007, 09:41 PM

i actually liked the freaky Snow White. the part where she sings like good ol' SW, then all the animals come, and then she goes psychoy. yeah, that was cool.

DOCTOR 30 · 05-18-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kapopoy

i actually liked the freaky Snow White. the part where she sings like good ol' SW, then all the animals come, and then she goes psychoy. yeah, that was cool.

Yes! If it had more of that instead of that dragged on drawn out ninny shit with Charming and Arthur then it would have been psycho cool like the first two movies.

Th!nk · 05-19-2007, 02:28 PM

aww! really? i'm gonna go see it on Monday... let see.

KILL_FRENZY · 05-19-2007, 02:51 PM

third parts allways suck

WebTitan · 05-19-2007, 05:36 PM

i just got back an i slept thru most of it aswell. i was a little disappointed

abyss_al · 05-19-2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

third parts allways suck

Die Hard 3 kicked ass

Miguel T · 05-19-2007, 06:05 PM

I wanna see it myself..

Screaming · 05-19-2007, 06:12 PM

yep.. it wasent anywhere near as good as 1/2

RawAlex · 05-19-2007, 06:17 PM

I went to see it last night with a group of friends, and honestly, it wasn't half bad. The kids will enjoy it to a point, but really you have to be a certain age to get many of the jokes that are in this one.

The quality of the animation is stunning, the story is simple enough for kids to follow, and there are enough jokes to keep most people in the game. As good as the first 2? Nope. But I have seen some serious stinker movies in the last couple of years and this one was a reasonable movie that didn't disappoint me .

Recommendation: See it if you have to, otherwise get it on DVD and don't worry, it will be a good rainy saturday movie for the kids.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-19-2007, 07:27 PM

I took the kids to the movies today.. Shrek was playing on 3 different screens.. they were sold out for all shows all day..

My kids were so upset :-(

TiaLing · 05-19-2007, 07:34 PM

Ahhhh Shit.......going to see it tommorow!

BVF · 05-19-2007, 07:41 PM

It's worth the matinee fee...Me and both of my kids saw it today for 11 bucks...

DOCTOR 30 · 05-19-2007, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebTitan

i just got back an i slept thru most of it aswell. i was a little disappointed

You too? I know I fell asleep around 5 times! Never, ever happened to me in a movie yet and I've seen some real crappy movies.

I just got bored when there were these long ass moments of dialogue and no gags.

Besides, Justin Timberlake is boring enough in real life and as a cartoon he took that boredom to the second power.

Fap · 05-19-2007, 10:03 PM

Thanks for the heads up

NaughtyRob · 05-19-2007, 10:43 PM

Just saw it tonight with my fiance, all the kids that were there loved it, they were laughing the whole time, as were we, if you just get into it and don't think about work and your day to day life its a fun movie.

05-18-2007, 08:06 PM	#1
DOCTOR 30 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 846	Shrek The Third...review I actually fell asleep 5 times during this movie. I couldn't believe it was so damned boring. Nothing like the first two. I realized it wasn't directed by the same director of the first two either. It had a few chuckles and a few laughs but it had this boring, whiney Justin Timberlake character that was so fucking stupid and useless I just snoozed off and from what I gather I wasn't the only one in the theatre. Actually, this movie was so bad it made Spider-Man 3 look good.

05-18-2007, 08:23 PM	#3
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05-18-2007, 08:15 PM	#2
MissMina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,478	Ugh. Great. Was going to take a bunch of kids to go see it because they've been bugging me about it. Dunno if I should still take them after hearing that.

05-18-2007, 08:33 PM	#4
DOCTOR 30 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 846	Hey, the kids might like it. For me and the rest of the audience it was a snoozer. Most of the movie was about Prince Charming and Justin Timberlake as King Arthur. Two blonde whiney guys took up most of the screen time. It was like being stuck in Britney Spears' head during a psychotic break.

05-18-2007, 08:38 PM	#5
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	The sad part is they are planning on making 2 more sequels, as well as a Puss N Boots (or whatever Antonio Banderas character is called) spin-off movie.

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kapopoy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 593	i actually liked the freaky Snow White. the part where she sings like good ol' SW, then all the animals come, and then she goes psychoy. yeah, that was cool.

05-19-2007, 02:28 PM	#13
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05-19-2007, 06:12 PM	#18
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05-19-2007, 06:17 PM	#19
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	I went to see it last night with a group of friends, and honestly, it wasn't half bad. The kids will enjoy it to a point, but really you have to be a certain age to get many of the jokes that are in this one. The quality of the animation is stunning, the story is simple enough for kids to follow, and there are enough jokes to keep most people in the game. As good as the first 2? Nope. But I have seen some serious stinker movies in the last couple of years and this one was a reasonable movie that didn't disappoint me . Recommendation: See it if you have to, otherwise get it on DVD and don't worry, it will be a good rainy saturday movie for the kids.

05-19-2007, 07:27 PM	#20
HAPPYPEEKERS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 7,562	I took the kids to the movies today.. Shrek was playing on 3 different screens.. they were sold out for all shows all day.. My kids were so upset :-( __________________ Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!! HappyPeekers - April

05-19-2007, 07:34 PM	#21
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