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05-16-2007, 09:51 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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FUCK....Jury Duty Qualification Questionnairre ...:-()
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I hope i DO NOT QUALIFY!!!!!!!!!!!! got 10 days to fill the shit out Please preay they dont take meeeeeeeeeeeee |
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05-16-2007, 09:52 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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just say self employed and no work, no money
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05-16-2007, 09:53 AM
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Jury duty sucks
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05-16-2007, 09:54 AM
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OMG i would pay to see you on a jury
that would be some funny shit |
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05-16-2007, 09:54 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Go and have fun when they start asking the questions in the court room for jury selection.
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05-16-2007, 09:54 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-16-2007, 09:55 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-16-2007, 09:55 AM
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I just got the same shit in the mail. This would be third time I am making up an excuse... hope it goes through.
My advice - act bias in every way possible. If it's a case with between a white dude and black dude, tell them you can't stand white people. lol. 
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05-16-2007, 09:56 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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6. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
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05-16-2007, 09:56 AM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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List the meds you are on, you'll be excluded pronto.
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05-16-2007, 09:58 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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6. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Yes about 8 of em |
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05-16-2007, 09:59 AM
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05-16-2007, 09:59 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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next thing ill get it saying Congrats you are qualified!!!! you are on standby for this week lalalal fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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05-16-2007, 10:00 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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ill have my shrink write a note
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05-16-2007, 10:01 AM
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If you have the opportunity, let them know it's a philosophy you believe in, just as a good number of our Country's Founding Fathers did. Just about the quickest way off a Jury in this day and age. 
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05-16-2007, 10:02 AM
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I had to go once, I got out of it because I said my father was a convicted felon and my cousin was in prison.
But saying you are self employed isn't going to make a difference to them, so that suggestion won't work.
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05-16-2007, 10:05 AM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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i just got one the other day. i called in and delayed it 90 days in advance which gives me about 90 days to move out of los angeles county to get out of it
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05-16-2007, 10:17 AM
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Worked like a charm.He wrote I was mentally unstable 
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05-16-2007, 10:21 AM
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former Miserable Admin :)
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