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08-22-2002, 12:16 PM
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My rap is born to glow... warship the king of porno. My rhymes are torpedos.
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Just call me Wu Tang 2 'cause my porno rhymes 'n not just for you but for Blunts, martinis, girls with guns... After the aftermath I blast past yer razor slides clean shaven alcohol blazen scents creases in my shirts -- indents in my ties. rhyme with me rhyme with me clean teeth bleached flash take a bubble bath with my thick gold heavy porno watch that I stole so I can slap da bitches assholes on videos and laugh the digits in my bank rolls when the prank is told the wankers unfold from the money clip and so I zip up the lip of my money belt that the underbelly felt too much beer calorie intake no fear of the carbo or the dart knock on the boards I'm a hard ball I'm a hard cock... Dear sword swallower, your diet is a riot don't deny it you lie you like it inside jokes for jokers confide in smoke cancer sticks a million lungs millions die millions die for tokes, martinis, girls with guns... my porno rhymes my ponro rhymes... |
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08-22-2002, 12:21 PM
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08-22-2002, 12:25 PM
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08-22-2002, 12:27 PM
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08-22-2002, 12:34 PM
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08-22-2002, 01:07 PM
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Attack of the Bald Heads!! ATTACK!!
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08-22-2002, 01:12 PM
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Yo, lost generation, fast pace nation
World population confront their frustration The principles of true <b>webmastering</b> have been forsaken It's all <b>TGPing</b>, and about <b>gallery</b> making Pretend-to-be webmasters don't seem to know their limitations Exact replication and false representation You wanna be a webmaster, then stand your own To Webmaster requires skills, I demand some shown I let the frauds keep frontin And roam like a celluar phone far from home Giving <b>surfers</b> what they wanted Offical <b>porn consumption</b>, the 5th dumpin Keepin ya <b>traffic</b> flowin wit an original somethin Yo, I dedicate this to the one dimension-al No imagination, excuse for perpetration My man came over and said "Yo we thought we saw your site" Joke's for you We saw your bitin ass site but uh |
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08-22-2002, 01:20 PM
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Webmasters should know their limitations
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08-22-2002, 01:22 PM
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one of the greatest groups of all time.Just wait till Phrenation comes out!
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08-22-2002, 01:23 PM
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WAY..WAY..........WAY to much time on your hands!
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08-22-2002, 01:24 PM
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08-22-2002, 01:26 PM
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08-22-2002, 01:33 PM
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Cheshire Dubois, the finest gurl on GFY...
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08-22-2002, 01:34 PM
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08-22-2002, 01:47 PM
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08-22-2002, 02:17 PM
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And I thought Joee could rap some shit!
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08-22-2002, 02:19 PM
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Your flow is weak and your rhymes are shit. My words are too strong for gfy they belong on a neptunes beat.
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08-22-2002, 02:22 PM
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I think I would file this under the "Self-Ridicule" advertising tactic.
Elements: post a funny subject accompanied by a mildly amusing self-deprecating joke. Payload: located in the sig. Watch out for it: I'll be posting the MASTER list of all the advertising tactics [conscious and unconscious] used in GFY and, the ultimate spammers paradise, Usenet.
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08-22-2002, 02:41 PM
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yo yo yo...
hehe These beats are nonstop these rhymes is overclocked I'm hoaxr the Haxor I'll frizzle fry your muthafuckin maxtor Then I'll home phone ya justa letchya know who owned ya your feeble defenses are white picket fences I hippity hop with this binary backed hip hop blowin out ya firewall like my first bithday candle nuthin can stop this digital vandal I'm slyly slippin away and leavin behind scandal from my keyboard cock I spew a load of venomous code infecting every node clickity clack clackity click I thrust my trojan dick all up in your backdoor script kiddies wishin they could hack more than hoaxr the haxor bladow my nizzles...
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08-22-2002, 02:43 PM
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BTW...I couldn't hack a speak and spell...
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08-22-2002, 02:43 PM
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I'm in the porn game, mack'n hoes no shame,
double snaps of the the bottles cuss were poping champagne. BT the gamer sipping on suds, Gotz all them pretty hooker just like Ashly JuDD. 5 bottles of crystal 5 hundred a pop, we be swimming in gravey with the bank I drop..... THis is my club, your just VIP, in the back bye the bar "Yo it's TCG" AND IF YA DIDN'T KNOW NOW YA KNOW........... 
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08-22-2002, 02:52 PM
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08-22-2002, 03:07 PM
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I must agree BT's flow is tight. This mofo got fort liq's on lock! But true playaz in New York dont play. Drama is our midle name.
We popin bottles of cris like their poland sping |
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08-22-2002, 03:31 PM
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08-22-2002, 03:35 PM
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Check out the rhyme that I?m kicking, I gotta
Lotta Hookers butt I?m always tricking, I?m kicking it to the girl that be riding on my snoopy, Even though to me she ain?t nothing butt a groupie. You can get with this cuss now you know the flavor, I?m stepping to the girls with the freaky behavior. Riding up the Blvd chill?n with the hommies, Don?t for gets to ?holla? cuss you know that you know me. I?m kicking a different style as I bring it to you slow, If you didn?t ask baby how the hell would you know? I?m bringing it to ya live with the funky rime flow One time for BT with the Platinum hoes. The of the lost is where I?m coming from, Better known as the Boone docks, Kicking in your boom box Listen up close, to the words that I say, As I make a display but anyway , Send your traffic my way!
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08-22-2002, 03:41 PM
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hm I could kill this thread in 8 bars but I won't...
wanted to comment on smoking grooves though..NEEEEVER add Lauryn Hill to that bill again...that bitch has totally gone off her rocker..Top 10 MC to a straight nutcase... Outkast and Ceelo tore it up though,J5 is coming into their own too
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08-22-2002, 03:58 PM
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http://www.benasty.com/Track1.mp3 some real shit when your high, one of my boys, he went straight through the track and fucked up a couple times. He's an Icy Hot Stunta
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08-22-2002, 04:06 PM
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I SWEAR that track is pretty fucking lame.
I SWEAR those toys need come up on some game I SWEAR bert and ernie could put those fucks to shame I SWEAR that casio beat needs to be put out of its fucking misery!
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08-22-2002, 04:09 PM
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Haha, its a beat off the internet. I guess you gotta know em to feel the song.
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08-22-2002, 05:54 PM
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for all of you who are into true lyricism and turntablism, you gotta check out the BeatBasement internet feeds.
either grab them from http://www.beatbasement.com or bookmark from Shoutcast. sick beats, ill lyrics, dope ol'school, they got it all streaming 24 hours a day. |
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08-22-2002, 05:59 PM
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My laughter lacks for your disaster
my freestyle shines flows thick like laquer from my LikeWhoa pipe the shit drops hits day 'n night now your ratios are slight too caught up in your stats so just take a bath turn on some hot water break outs the knife for yer signup strife whilst I slaughter yer wrists thrice slices too nice splice your phone lines while I piss in time to the beats of my traffic golden showers drop on your head so drastic between fits you cower in shame spastic fits 'cause my shit's so insane your joins disappear into my stats roll with the punches no need for gats has beens wear your shave-o-matic depends don't miss the traffic ballistics join The Family up your statistics "conversion ratios" that shit we coined otherwise says your goodbyes as we pierce your groin n' tie you to my hearse n' drive you in reverse and drag you lag you fag your ping times declined. i fucked your bitch for a dime sorry for that disease sorry about your CC's I give two shits n' she said please grab my circuit biscuits bitch while I solder you a brain hitch my example lick this sample RoboCop-out refrain. |
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08-22-2002, 06:04 PM
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oooh shit the battle is on. tight shit though FLY !!! ps: after the second verse, some might call you homophobe on another thread ;) |
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08-22-2002, 06:23 PM
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To tell you a little secret, without NCP or Pimpdog this forum wouldn't be-shit/
Seeing you devolop nothing but weak-shit is probably the reason JoeE-quit/ That wasn't a JoeE-diss, he's part of what I tried to start with every serious-script/ Helped GFY.com get ill, but your spits and ugly picture in the Internext thread ruined-it/ Don't make me move state-ta-state just so we can be face-ta-face/ Heavy handed, make you taste-the-weight til your teeth are replaced-with-space/ I hate-the-fakes, what do you know about "dymes", you can't even add a 7 to get an "eight"/ Pete? you must be crazy for testin/ I'll rip you, then tell you to BRACE YOURSELF like "lazy dentists"/ I told you,you're not a rapper just a glorified messageboard poet/ I promise to battle you, then hand you my voicebox so you can take my word for it/ Your shit's-fake, prepare for the takeover like you were an Amistad ship-mate/ You think think the board supporting you in this is like Homer Simpsons belt, a big-waiste/ AY! without a doubt, I'm leaving you slain in a route/ Write "nocostporn on my dick" cause you always "have my name in your mouth"/ With these lyrics I speak-at-you/ You rappin like a Pokemon character doesnt mean they are gonna PEEK-AT-U/ Face this test, help you recognize who's really the best/ So you need to "put your lungs in a piggy bank" and "save your breath"/ Pete is catchin wreck, spittin insanity right to your chest/ "Place four lamps around your casket," just to "four shadow your death"... thats enough... bet you guys didn't know a webmaster could get grimey I'll be back later if theres a reply
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08-22-2002, 06:27 PM
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Play your GFY gymnastics
you punks need more practice play your signature games while the authentic authority remains sign my Handcock to your checks My do-boy Spock my dues he collects when your spam complaints come in I spin my magic and I spread you thin I'm the hitbot maestro lucid commando my liquid imagination flows through your LCD everything's transluscent that I can see live wid it my porno punk you're livid my enemey. |
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LOL I can't decide if I like your drawings or your rhymes better hehe... You are the man! |
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08-22-2002, 07:16 PM
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Whoa, bitch get out the way! get out the way, get out the way! The year 2003 the party?s over it?s were of time, go for yours cuz I?m gonna get mine. BT? What planet are you from and what is your race? I?m from the planet where the human minds granted, eyes could be slanted, mine caught you red handed. Be warned? don?t be fooled by the tick or tock neither hand nor the clock, check my future shock. Could it be what we came here for, sleep depravation double locking the doors? The transmission outside broke down profusely ticking. ?OILS SICKING? while your brain takes a licking. Media hype dialogue?s then they swipe, the true discipline of none cosmic type. Leads to believe what you see on the screen, where all getting sucked up in Quarantine. Intergalactic gets you thinking I?m spastic, I?m really bombastic, Zen of fantastic. ?Do ya know where your going to, to you know what life is showing you, where are you going to, do you know????..
Truly believe I?m taking it to the streets, Black boots heavy stomping my feet. You?ll have ears when Armageddon rolls round; breaking up your town religiously I?m sound. Be a student of a cracker, that?s blacker than Decker, colorblind is the rapture I lecture. In this life kid, times to short, that?s why were ?rocking to the end of time?. The perceived is a perceiver if perceived by believers.
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