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FlyingIguana 08-22-2002 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
My girlfriend started a diet and is making my life miserable. Our romantic croissants/french bread/brie/cappucino brunches have been replaced by yoghurt with muesli. Our pizza (homemade)/italian mozzarella salad/wine dinners have been replaced by something undefinable and water. Our snacks have been replaced by lettuce.
And to make matters worse, what she doesn't seem to realize is that I don't dig skinny chicks. I like cute, slightly plump girls with big tits. However, if this goes on, she will become a skinny chick with a F-cup (the word deformed comes to mind).

So how can I stop her?! How can I sabotage this evil diet-thing?

have you talked to her about it?

Lexxx 08-22-2002 10:29 PM

Tell her to go on birth control - that adds 20 pounds and doesn't let the weight slide again while she's on pills... If she can't stop dieting, at least you'll see no results from her obsession... :2 cents:

Tylo 08-22-2002 10:45 PM

Go on a junk food binge. Just cause she is eating heath food doesn't mean you have to. Start pigging out of Big Mac's and Pizza sweets like (chocolate brownies---WED BROWNIES) She will cave when she sees you enjoying them... Eat the brownies get the munchies...problem solved...hehehe :winkwink:

TheFLY 08-22-2002 11:18 PM

withhold sex

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Lane 08-22-2002 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
withhold sex

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was that a Dr. Evil laughter?

Pathfinder 08-22-2002 11:41 PM

If you are eating out, quit paying her tab. If you are eating in, you do the grocery shopping.

The Machine 08-22-2002 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by dantopia
Ask her to marry you.
haha - as funny as this sounds, i can assure you that it will definitely do the job.

bhutocracy 08-22-2002 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by The Machine


haha - as funny as this sounds, i can assure you that it will definitely do the job.

it's funny because it's true.

JayJay 08-23-2002 02:48 AM

I got a better question

how do you get your girlfriend to start dieting?

fear 08-23-2002 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
I got a better question

how do you get your girlfriend to start dieting?

Withhold sex

Libertine 08-23-2002 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
I got a better question

how do you get your girlfriend to start dieting?

Tell her: "Gee, have you gained weight?" and she will start a diet in about 0.2 seconds Might have dumped you before that though.


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