News! Paris Hilton Sentenced To Jail! 45 Days! - GoFuckYourself.com

DOCTOR 30 · 05-04-2007, 04:30 PM

Paris Hilton will be doing 45 days in County Jail.

directfiesta · 05-04-2007, 04:31 PM

Maybe a videotape with Joe Francis ?????

BJ · 05-04-2007, 04:31 PM

link?....

madawgz · 05-04-2007, 04:32 PM

i thought it wasnt decided yet

nba4life2k · 05-04-2007, 04:32 PM

I heard thats what the prosectuers wanted but I dont think they approved it yet

GeorgeM · 05-04-2007, 04:32 PM

joke ????

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g$$$ · 05-04-2007, 04:33 PM

she wont even spend a day in county jail...

Big_Red · 05-04-2007, 04:34 PM

do not pass go. do not collect $200.

SomeCreep · 05-04-2007, 04:36 PM

I bet she cried for hours to daddy, begging for help. Not even daddy's money can save her this time.

appleboy · 05-04-2007, 04:36 PM

maybe she'll be lucky and not have to appeal it or something
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DateDoc · 05-04-2007, 04:36 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/paris-...serve-45-days/

pornguy · 05-04-2007, 04:39 PM

They will buy her way out.

GigoloMason · 05-04-2007, 04:39 PM

How is this news again?

Penthouse Tony · 05-04-2007, 04:41 PM

she basically got fucked because she kept driving on her suspended license. I just don't get it. Of all the people that can afford a full-time driver.

SuzzyQ · 05-04-2007, 04:43 PM

I saw it on Fox News. Paris is going to jail... HAHAHAHAHAAH

JasonB · 05-04-2007, 04:44 PM

true
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...ack=crosspromo

BobG · 05-04-2007, 04:45 PM

She'll do 10-15

BJ · 05-04-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

They will buy her way out.

I don't see how

kristin · 05-04-2007, 04:46 PM

I really hope this goes through and she is forced to be in a jail for 45 days.

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Virago · 05-04-2007, 04:53 PM

That's fucking great!

clickhappy · 05-04-2007, 04:55 PM

That's hot

clickhappy · 05-04-2007, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

she basically got fucked because she kept driving on her suspended license. I just don't get it. Of all the people that can afford a full-time driver.

I was thinking that too. She should have had a 24/7 limo. She's a nimrod.

georgeyw · 05-04-2007, 05:05 PM

I doubt she'll end up in jail. At the very last minute once she's squeezed as much attention out of this as possible, she'll be let off.

Also, what exactly did she do that is worthy of jail time? Driving without a licence? FFS that isn't jail worthy at all.

VicD · 05-04-2007, 05:49 PM

We all love her

sicone · 05-04-2007, 06:00 PM

45 days of hot lesbian action.. Good shit

nico-t · 05-04-2007, 06:22 PM

i hope they go old skool in that jail and give her one slice of old bread and water every day, so she can gain some weight

falcao · 05-04-2007, 07:33 PM

There is no way out. She is going to jail. The judge did not even give her the option to pay to get a jail of her choice, as is sometimes done. Here's a great story on it: Paris goes to jail.

tony286 · 05-04-2007, 07:38 PM

may she serve the whole 45 days.

he-fox · 05-04-2007, 07:40 PM

from TMZ:
QUOTE:
"While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

/QUOTE

roflmao.

bdld · 05-04-2007, 08:02 PM

too bad her jail time can't be a reality show. they should do it and give half the money to the jail

BusterBunny · 05-04-2007, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

Maybe a videotape with Joe Francis ?????

nope she got her own private cell

LaserSpec · 05-04-2007, 08:31 PM

Paris Does Jail! LOL

KingK7 · 05-04-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

from TMZ:
QUOTE:
"While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

/QUOTE

roflmao.

ahahahahaha

DOCTOR 30 · 05-04-2007, 09:04 PM

"Had she not been so arrogant she would have remained a free citizen. Let that be a lesson to all ne'er do wells." ---In Adam West Batman voice.

nikooo · 05-05-2007, 06:19 AM

serve her right.............

DOCTOR 30 · 05-06-2007, 10:14 PM

Paris Hilton will not be able to handle doing a bid.

She will go totally psycho within just five minutes of hearing that metal door slam.

She won't be able to deal with it.

Spunky · 05-06-2007, 10:17 PM

She actually might learn something..45 days will fly by and she wil be looked after

RandomNinja · 05-06-2007, 10:18 PM

Yay! I couldn't be any happier about this!

jonesonyou · 05-06-2007, 10:19 PM

her new sex tape from jail then?

Zorgman · 05-06-2007, 11:01 PM

Jail can change a man, let alone a women.

How do you think she will change? if at all.

County jail, is that a country club or the real thing?

Fap · 05-06-2007, 11:05 PM

Federal pound me in the ass prison?

Lonny · 05-06-2007, 11:14 PM

what gets me "the mom want to appeal on the issue. A Fucking APPEAL on 45 days what a joke. The broad will do 15 days or less on 45. also with her celeb status she will be put in isolation/protective custody so she has nothing to worry about but the fucked up meals they serve and not having no makeup or a cell phone..

Cash · 05-06-2007, 11:43 PM

wtf? everyone is posting about that bimbo ...

Fap · 05-06-2007, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikonworx

what gets me "the mom want to appeal on the issue. A Fucking APPEAL on 45 days what a joke. The broad will do 15 days or less on 45. also with her celeb status she will be put in isolation/protective custody so she has nothing to worry about but the fucked up meals they serve and not having no makeup or a cell phone..

Of course she will go in isolation/protective custody, do you realize what would happen if she was treated like a regular there?

Shey · 05-07-2007, 12:39 AM

I wonder if she's taking her video camera with night-vision so we can all see her get fisted...

alby_persignup · 05-07-2007, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou

her new sex tape from jail then?

I wanna see that new sex tape! lol

nico-t · 05-07-2007, 04:49 AM

i doubt 45 days in jail will change you...

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DOCTOR 30 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 846	Paris Hilton will not be able to handle doing a bid. She will go totally psycho within just five minutes of hearing that metal door slam. She won't be able to deal with it.