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DOCTOR 30 05-04-2007 04:30 PM

News! Paris Hilton Sentenced To Jail! 45 Days!
 
Paris Hilton will be doing 45 days in County Jail.

directfiesta 05-04-2007 04:31 PM

Maybe a videotape with Joe Francis ?????

:1orglaugh

BJ 05-04-2007 04:31 PM

link?....

madawgz 05-04-2007 04:32 PM

i thought it wasnt decided yet

nba4life2k 05-04-2007 04:32 PM

I heard thats what the prosectuers wanted but I dont think they approved it yet

GeorgeM 05-04-2007 04:32 PM

joke ????

Big_Red 05-04-2007 04:32 PM

yep yep. on tmz.com

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g$$$ 05-04-2007 04:33 PM

she wont even spend a day in county jail...

Big_Red 05-04-2007 04:34 PM

do not pass go. do not collect $200.

SomeCreep 05-04-2007 04:36 PM

I bet she cried for hours to daddy, begging for help. Not even daddy's money can save her this time.

appleboy 05-04-2007 04:36 PM

maybe she'll be lucky and not have to appeal it or something
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DateDoc 05-04-2007 04:36 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/paris-...serve-45-days/

pornguy 05-04-2007 04:39 PM

They will buy her way out.

GigoloMason 05-04-2007 04:39 PM

How is this news again? :)

Penthouse Tony 05-04-2007 04:41 PM

she basically got fucked because she kept driving on her suspended license. I just don't get it. Of all the people that can afford a full-time driver.

SuzzyQ 05-04-2007 04:43 PM

I saw it on Fox News. Paris is going to jail... HAHAHAHAHAAH

JasonB 05-04-2007 04:44 PM

true
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...ack=crosspromo

BobG 05-04-2007 04:45 PM

She'll do 10-15

BJ 05-04-2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12374093)
They will buy her way out.

I don't see how

kristin 05-04-2007 04:46 PM

I really hope this goes through and she is forced to be in a jail for 45 days.

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Virago 05-04-2007 04:53 PM

That's fucking great!

clickhappy 05-04-2007 04:55 PM

That's hot

clickhappy 05-04-2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 12374108)
she basically got fucked because she kept driving on her suspended license. I just don't get it. Of all the people that can afford a full-time driver.

I was thinking that too. She should have had a 24/7 limo. She's a nimrod.

georgeyw 05-04-2007 05:05 PM

I doubt she'll end up in jail. At the very last minute once she's squeezed as much attention out of this as possible, she'll be let off.

Also, what exactly did she do that is worthy of jail time? Driving without a licence? FFS that isn't jail worthy at all.

VicD 05-04-2007 05:49 PM

We all love her :)

sicone 05-04-2007 06:00 PM

45 days of hot lesbian action.. Good shit

nico-t 05-04-2007 06:22 PM

i hope they go old skool in that jail and give her one slice of old bread and water every day, so she can gain some weight

falcao 05-04-2007 07:33 PM

There is no way out. She is going to jail. The judge did not even give her the option to pay to get a jail of her choice, as is sometimes done. Here's a great story on it: Paris goes to jail.

tony286 05-04-2007 07:38 PM

may she serve the whole 45 days.

he-fox 05-04-2007 07:40 PM

from TMZ:
QUOTE:
"While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

/QUOTE

roflmao.

bdld 05-04-2007 08:02 PM

too bad her jail time can't be a reality show. they should do it and give half the money to the jail

BusterBunny 05-04-2007 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 12374035)
Maybe a videotape with Joe Francis ?????

:1orglaugh

nope she got her own private cell:thumbsup

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...arisinjail.jpg

LaserSpec 05-04-2007 08:31 PM

Paris Does Jail! LOL

KingK7 05-04-2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 12374874)
from TMZ:
QUOTE:
"While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

/QUOTE

roflmao.


ahahahahaha :1orglaugh

DOCTOR 30 05-04-2007 09:04 PM

"Had she not been so arrogant she would have remained a free citizen. Let that be a lesson to all ne'er do wells." ---In Adam West Batman voice.

nikooo 05-05-2007 06:19 AM

serve her right.............

DOCTOR 30 05-06-2007 10:14 PM

Paris Hilton will not be able to handle doing a bid.

She will go totally psycho within just five minutes of hearing that metal door slam.

She won't be able to deal with it.

Spunky 05-06-2007 10:17 PM

She actually might learn something..45 days will fly by and she wil be looked after

RandomNinja 05-06-2007 10:18 PM

Yay! I couldn't be any happier about this!

jonesonyou 05-06-2007 10:19 PM

her new sex tape from jail then?

Zorgman 05-06-2007 11:01 PM

Jail can change a man, let alone a women.

How do you think she will change? if at all.

County jail, is that a country club or the real thing?

Fap 05-06-2007 11:05 PM

Federal pound me in the ass prison?

Lonny 05-06-2007 11:14 PM

what gets me "the mom want to appeal on the issue. A Fucking APPEAL on 45 days what a joke. The broad will do 15 days or less on 45. also with her celeb status she will be put in isolation/protective custody so she has nothing to worry about but the fucked up meals they serve and not having no makeup or a cell phone..:)

Cash 05-06-2007 11:43 PM

wtf? everyone is posting about that bimbo ...

Fap 05-06-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikonworx (Post 12383778)
what gets me "the mom want to appeal on the issue. A Fucking APPEAL on 45 days what a joke. The broad will do 15 days or less on 45. also with her celeb status she will be put in isolation/protective custody so she has nothing to worry about but the fucked up meals they serve and not having no makeup or a cell phone..:)

Of course she will go in isolation/protective custody, do you realize what would happen if she was treated like a regular there?

Shey 05-07-2007 12:39 AM

I wonder if she's taking her video camera with night-vision so we can all see her get fisted...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alby_persignup 05-07-2007 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou (Post 12383625)
her new sex tape from jail then?

I wanna see that new sex tape! lol:1orglaugh

nico-t 05-07-2007 04:49 AM

i doubt 45 days in jail will change you...

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