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mikeyddddd 05-12-2007 05:36 PM

Fiddy beer bellies

Screaming 05-12-2007 06:04 PM

no more soda, no more juice. nothing but pure water, and drink it by the case.

drink a gallon of water a day.

youll lose a few pounds right there if you are anything like me, chugging down mt dews

Angelo22 05-12-2007 06:09 PM

Thanks for all the replies and suggestions guys, i appreciate it.
I'll try to follow most of the things you wrote, and see how it goes....

i'll also post pics once a while to show you the progress
hahahaha


Oh, and aico.... i don't have the time to go to the gym
those 2000 posts are done while i'm in the office... seeing i usually just stay on hold till i'm needed, i just stay on the internet... but i can't leave to go to the gym...

Evil E 05-12-2007 06:17 PM

Hey Angelo...

The HOW is not important... what is really important is you find something you like to do and that you stick with it...

Good luck!

Axeman 05-12-2007 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QualityMpegs (Post 12414125)
and btw...FUCK atkins and any of those horseshit fad diets. they are only temporary. you can't be on atkins for life, because you're gonna fucking want bread. calorieking could sustain you forever or at least until you have ingrained healthy eating in your brain so much that you don't need it anymore.

Atkins you actually can eat bread again after induction. Once you hit the weight your happy at you need to add carbs back in order to maintain that weight. Each person is different but there is room for carbs once you got the target weight you want. Over do it and eat nothing but sandwiches, cereal, pototoes and rice and you'll gain again.

Have a sandwich for lunch on normal break and your ok. Or have a potato for dinner and your ok.

Atkins is very easy to do though and when carbs are cut down, its amazing how little the sugar/carb cravings really are. After about 3 days they go way down.

BJ 05-12-2007 06:54 PM

every post in this thread should be complimented with a pic of the poster haha

chadimus 05-12-2007 06:58 PM

Stop eating any processed foods including anything made with flour and drink only water.

Jim_Gunn 05-12-2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12416774)
Thanks for all the replies and suggestions guys, i appreciate it.
I'll try to follow most of the things you wrote, and see how it goes....

Oh, and aico.... i don't have the time to go to the gym
those 2000 posts are done while i'm in the office... seeing i usually just stay on hold till i'm needed, i just stay on the internet... but i can't leave to go to the gym...

If you can't find an hour every other day to go to the gym then enjoy holding onto that belly! Trying to reshape your body without the proper tools or environment to facilitate the process is like trying to be a professional webmaster using a handheld pc but no desktop or laptop. That is, it's' technically possible, but extraordinarily difficult to make progress from such a disadvantaged position.

More Booze 05-13-2007 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 12417513)
If you can't find an hour every other day to go to the gym then enjoy holding onto that belly! Trying to reshape your body without the proper tools or environment to facilitate the process is like trying to be a professional webmaster using a handheld pc but no desktop or laptop. That is, it's' technically possible, but extraordinarily difficult to make progress from such a disadvantaged position.

Fuck the gym. Just cut down on carbs and you'll be fine.

youngnat 05-13-2007 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12415273)
Liposuction

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

All kidding aside, get a diet...."Any Diet?" and stick to it, if you do you;ll see results

shermo 05-13-2007 02:40 AM

People forget all the heart problems Atkins had, as well as the lawsuits he had stacked up against him before his passing. Carbs have glucose, and glucose powers muscles and the brain. Cutting those down also takes a toll on the body.

Truth... Consistant Exercise (cardio and weight training) and balanced meals will get you to where you need to be. Starvation is not the key, fad diets are not and an on again, off again workout regimine will do you no good.

WarChild 05-13-2007 02:53 AM

Personally, I think Atkins is nuts. Unless you're a body builder trying to go from 8% to 5% body fat for a competition, you're crazy to rely on atkins.

Yes, atkins does work, you will burn fat. It's not a lifestyle though. You can't keep assaulting your renal system with fats. Your muscles won't show any significant growth without carbs. The _ONLY_ effective way to lose a beer belly, is to change your lifestyle.

For a man, the stomach is going to be the core area for fat. It's the first fat that builds up and the last fat you burn off. You never see anyone with a ripped six pack and fatty arms and neck. You do see people with a ripped upper body and some fat around the belly.

Diets are a fad quick-fix solution that rarerly ever work in the long run. Consider eating quality foods, carbs, proteins and fats in the correct proportion in sensible sized meals and adding exercise.

A diet will never improve your heart or cardio. On top of that, if you took a guy 100 pounds over weight, and burned every ounce of fat off, he'd just look like a ridiculous skeleton with excess skin hanging off. You want to burn fat off to a reasonable level, and then add lean muscle. Lean muscle will burn more calories in the long run. You don't get that ripped lean look by just losing your body fat, you have to build up the muscle as well. You can't accomplish this in a meaningful way without exercise and carbs to fuel your muscles.

Angelo22 05-13-2007 03:04 AM

There is a big division between pro-gymmers, and anti-gymmers
=P

JP513 05-13-2007 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12416774)
Oh, and aico.... i don't have the time to go to the gym

Hard truth: Yes you do! . . . "Those who don't have time for exercise now will be forced someday to MAKE time for illness. Remember that.

Just a little tough love there. Even if it's just 20-30 minutes, do some exercise.

JP513 05-13-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12418355)
Personally, I think Atkins is nuts. Unless you're a body builder trying to go from 8% to 5% body fat for a competition, you're crazy to rely on atkins.

Yes, atkins does work, you will burn fat. It's not a lifestyle though. You can't keep assaulting your renal system with fats. Your muscles won't show any significant growth without carbs. The _ONLY_ effective way to lose a beer belly, is to change your lifestyle.

For a man, the stomach is going to be the core area for fat. It's the first fat that builds up and the last fat you burn off. You never see anyone with a ripped six pack and fatty arms and neck. You do see people with a ripped upper body and some fat around the belly.

Diets are a fad quick-fix solution that rarerly ever work in the long run. Consider eating quality foods, carbs, proteins and fats in the correct proportion in sensible sized meals and adding exercise.

A diet will never improve your heart or cardio. On top of that, if you took a guy 100 pounds over weight, and burned every ounce of fat off, he'd just look like a ridiculous skeleton with excess skin hanging off. You want to burn fat off to a reasonable level, and then add lean muscle. Lean muscle will burn more calories in the long run. You don't get that ripped lean look by just losing your body fat, you have to build up the muscle as well. You can't accomplish this in a meaningful way without exercise and carbs to fuel your muscles.

That's a great fucking post and true.

Here's the thing. Cutting carbs is smart, but doing Atkins style carb cutting is bad news. It does work in the short term but it's not a permanent solution like a lifestyle change is. The reason you need to cut carbs is because most of the carbs we consume are "empty carbs," like white rice, white bread, and of course casked and cookies, which I unfortunately happen to love. So cutting carbs wisely is advisable, but don't cut all carbs. Eat carbs the right way--natural carbs like fruits (not juices) and whole grains.

Of course it's not all about carbs. You have to eat a healthy, balanced diet. Fish is a big part of that. So are vegetable and a fair amount of greens. Basically,make a concerted effort to have grains, fruits, vegetables and lean meats.

Exercise. No real way around it. But you don't have to go to the gym. I hate the fucking treadmill. So I walk and play tennis and lift weights a little.

I'm just starting cause I am 25 pounds overweight too. But I know fad diets suck. The best is to use common sense and incorporate healthy lifestyle knowledge from a lot of sources. For example--Atkins is not total horseshit, but also not a real long term solution. He is right that carbs are fattening us. But they thing you have to cut out is bad foods, whether it's carbs, sugar, etc.

I agree with all those who said it's making a lifestyle choice. East better,drink better and get some exercise, min of 30 mins 3x per week. It's not hard to find 90 extra minutes per week. If you don't, you'll have to find time for illness down the road.

sniperwolf 05-13-2007 08:33 PM

awww, got that problem too...but right now my belly is not that big as before...proly, you have to minimize to drink beer and food high on carbo, that's what i did....

Spunky 05-13-2007 08:39 PM

Try buying a Tony Little Gazelle sprint master.I use it every other day and I sweat my bag off.It's like a tread mill and I'm seeing results after a month and toning up great

Fap 05-13-2007 08:50 PM

quit drinking so much beer :winkwink:

JD 05-13-2007 11:13 PM

spot reducing has been proven to be true. so diet and do fuckloads of ab work.

WarChild 05-13-2007 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP513 (Post 12422064)
The reason you need to cut carbs is because most of the carbs we consume are "empty carbs," like white rice, white bread, and of course casked and cookies, which I unfortunately happen to love.

Hold on a second here. There's nothing wrong with white rice. It's the same carb as brown rice. The difference is that brown rice has thew whole husk around it still making it a whole grain. White rice cooks faster and easier that brown rice so it can be a lot more convient.

k0nr4d 05-13-2007 11:32 PM

I actually trimmed up a good bit by switching from beer to vodka. I'll report back in a month or two with further results

zeruel 05-13-2007 11:43 PM

don't eat dinner... lol... try some sports pal... every weekends would be good... :D

g$$$ 05-14-2007 12:19 AM

drink more vodka..enough to throw up after each meal...repeat daily

HomerSimpson 05-14-2007 03:41 AM

drink less - fuck more :pimp

Matyko 05-14-2007 03:43 AM

Sparkpeople

carol.prime 05-14-2007 11:08 AM

just eat fruits instead of rice, pork and meat..that would not only makes you healthy but could lose your weight..
it is one way of diet..

royaljelly2 05-14-2007 11:08 AM

Start walking and eating a proper diet.

stev0 05-14-2007 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latinasojourn (Post 12415196)
being in shape, having a flat belly, etc is a lifestyle thing, and is truly lots of work.

no magic bullet that will work long term.

and the older you get the more work it is.

prob is most people would rather not go outside and plant spring flowers.

you must change your life priorities to stay fit and slim.

and only 5% of people will be able to do that given the way modern society now exists.

that darn couch and 42 inch plasma TV is just too comfy.

you must COMPLETELY rethink the way way you do your life to stay fit and slim, and it does take real WORK.

Not true for everyone... most people are somewhat slim naturally and if they've got a beer belly chances are they consume to many carbs via beer or food.

Walrus 05-14-2007 06:36 PM

Bullshit that you don't have enough time to exercise. That is such an outdated and lame excuse.

Zesty Chesterfield 05-14-2007 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 12413593)
Completely cut out these foods: all fried food, all red meat, hot dogs, hamburger, pork, soda (regular and diet), cakes, cookies, pies.

It's the Daddy Diet.

Daddy Dude, what is wrong with diet soda? Sodium?

What about cheese? cheese = death

Zesty Chesterfield 05-14-2007 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 12422799)
I actually trimmed up a good bit by switching from beer to vodka. I'll report back in a month or two with further results

What about switching from vodka to pills or snorting powders or smoking rocks? That must be less caloric.

tony286 05-14-2007 06:53 PM

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/docs...ylecutdiet.pdf

MOxxx 05-14-2007 07:15 PM

Angelo you live in Milan...walk all over the places!

FelixFlow 05-14-2007 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12415298)
Quit telling yourself you don't have time to go to the gym. Anyone who that has over 2,000 posts since Feb, has time to go to the gym.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GregE 05-14-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 12429256)
Bullshit that you don't have enough time to exercise. That is such an outdated and lame excuse.

Outdated?

You mean like people used to have more spare time than they do nowadays? :upsidedow

JP513 05-15-2007 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12422792)
Hold on a second here. There's nothing wrong with white rice. It's the same carb as brown rice. The difference is that brown rice has thew whole husk around it still making it a whole grain. White rice cooks faster and easier that brown rice so it can be a lot more convient.

No there is nothing "wrong" with white rice like cookies, cakes etc. But if you're going to eat rice, it has relatively little nutrition relative to brown. Empty carbs. That'smy point.

JP513 05-15-2007 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12422792)
Hold on a second here. There's nothing wrong with white rice. It's the same carb as brown rice. The difference is that brown rice has thew whole husk around it still making it a whole grain. White rice cooks faster and easier that brown rice so it can be a lot more convient.

No there is nothing "wrong" with white rice like cookies, cakes etc. But if you're going to eat rice, it has relatively little nutrition relative to brown. Empty carbs. That's my point.

JP513 05-15-2007 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12422792)
Hold on a second here. There's nothing wrong with white rice. It's the same carb as brown rice. The difference is that brown rice has thew whole husk around it still making it a whole grain. White rice cooks faster and easier that brown rice so it can be a lot more convient.

No there is nothing "wrong" with white rice like cookies, cakes etc. But if you're going to eat rice, it has relatively little nutrition relative to brown. Carbs are fine, but rice eaters should eat brown. That's my point.

Auh 05-15-2007 02:42 AM

ever heard of Proactol?
 

justsexxx 05-15-2007 03:55 AM

Funny no time for the gym. You DO have time, you just don't WANNA make time FOR it...

Violetta 05-15-2007 04:05 AM

eat healthy and get this one:

http://www.g-sport.no/upload/3844/Trimsykkel.jpg

Auh 05-15-2007 07:05 AM

I guess, first of all try to motivate your will - what will you get being in shape?

Angelo22 05-15-2007 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx (Post 12429451)
Angelo you live in Milan...walk all over the places!

Hahah, but i've already walked all over the place! :1orglaugh

Angelo22 05-15-2007 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auh (Post 12433497)
I guess, first of all try to motivate your will - what will you get being in shape?

Ehm... nothing more than what i already have...

i'll just have disposed of something not needed :upsidedow

SxDx 05-15-2007 09:03 AM

no beer = no beer belly

WarChild 05-15-2007 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP513 (Post 12431177)
No there is nothing "wrong" with white rice like cookies, cakes etc. But if you're going to eat rice, it has relatively little nutrition relative to brown. Empty carbs. That's my point.

No, no, no and no again. It's the SAME carb. The only difference is the fiberous husk. White and brown rice have the same carb value.

Angelo22 05-15-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxDx (Post 12434936)
no beer = no beer belly


But unfortunately, theres already beer inside it from some time ago

...i need to get it out after all this time :pimp

Tiffany Preston 05-15-2007 10:49 AM

Sex !!!
And Abs are build in the kitchen :)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-15-2007 10:52 AM

just cut the beer and greasy foods out

Fred Quimby 05-15-2007 10:56 AM

Switch to a light beer


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