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05-09-2007, 06:46 PM
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Man Successfully Uses Chainsaw to Decapitate Himself
A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.
Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide. source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au |
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05-09-2007, 06:48 PM
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Surely there has got to me more pleasant way to kill yourself?
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05-09-2007, 06:52 PM
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I guess he didn't take p1mpdoggs advice on not making a mess
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05-09-2007, 06:54 PM
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never mind ;)
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Thats just crazy.
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05-09-2007, 07:08 PM
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Damn, that would be a nasty scene to stumble upon...
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Only in America....
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05-09-2007, 07:10 PM
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05-09-2007, 09:04 PM
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 LMAO! stickyfingerz Only in America.... 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. now I am laughing even harder |
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05-09-2007, 09:16 PM
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lol, wtf is wrong with people....
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05-09-2007, 09:17 PM
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05-09-2007, 09:19 PM
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Leben Sie Leben der Weg, den Sie wollen!
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05-09-2007, 09:28 PM
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05-09-2007, 09:38 PM
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Must have been messy and painful.
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05-09-2007, 09:42 PM
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sticky, don't worry man, I got it, and it was pretty damn funny
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05-09-2007, 10:03 PM
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hmmmm, do i sense tention?
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05-09-2007, 10:05 PM
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This thread is useless without pics.
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05-09-2007, 10:06 PM
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does anybody here have german heritage?
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05-09-2007, 10:13 PM
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wonder how he did that...
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05-09-2007, 10:16 PM
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05-09-2007, 10:24 PM
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Wow. It just proves that when a German is REALLY determined ...
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05-09-2007, 10:28 PM
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if anybody is interested in this artist let me know. he has been tattooing for years and years and is the most badass artist in the northwest. hit me up if u want more info! by the way, that phrase means "live life the way you want".
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05-09-2007, 10:30 PM
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05-10-2007, 01:01 AM
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i looked on google for chainsaw decapitation pics but found none. maybe u can help??? |
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05-10-2007, 06:19 AM
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what a fuckin psycho
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05-10-2007, 07:26 AM
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that's horrible!!..i think they got the murder backwards though..i think the father cut the sons head off, rigged the murder scene, then stabbed himself making it look like the son did it all..how can you cut your head completely off? you would get a third of the way through and die, or at least pass out from the pain, then bleed to death shortly after..
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05-10-2007, 07:48 AM
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He got Decapitated by a Chainsaw and the police says it's a suicide???
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05-10-2007, 11:03 AM
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that's life!!
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05-10-2007, 11:10 AM
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if this is true that means he was a psyho
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05-10-2007, 12:02 PM
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how the hell did he do that?
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05-10-2007, 12:04 PM
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how do ppl kill themselves in such brutal manners?
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05-10-2007, 12:43 PM
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thats one talented fucker. too bad he killed himself
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05-10-2007, 12:50 PM
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it almost makes me believe they should open up suicide chambers instead of wasting tax payers money cleaning up messes. They should be behind every therapists back door - first you need a few months to discuss whether it was a smart move or not, and if the therapist can't get through and there is no hope... mine as well go for it.
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05-10-2007, 12:54 PM
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On the topic of murder suicide...
I heard a story from a police officer once about a guy that killed his family and then went to set himself on fire in his car. I guess he got cold feet (lol) and decided he couldn't go through with burning to death so he went back into his house and got a knife, went back outside and proceeded to stab himself to death on his front lawn while he was still very much on fire.
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05-10-2007, 12:55 PM
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05-10-2007, 02:11 PM
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Perhaps... Death by porn ???
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He could have easily allowed himself to fall onto the moving blade after rigging it to run hands-free. Not that complicated of a move.
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Wonder how many "he just lost his head" jokes were told behind the family's back
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