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fuzzylogic 05-09-2007 06:46 PM

Man Successfully Uses Chainsaw to Decapitate Himself
 
A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.


source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

ayne468 05-09-2007 06:48 PM

Surely there has got to me more pleasant way to kill yourself? :Oh crap

crockett 05-09-2007 06:52 PM

I guess he didn't take p1mpdoggs advice on not making a mess

BusterBunny 05-09-2007 06:54 PM

never mind ;)

King Adam 05-09-2007 07:06 PM

Thats just crazy.

StickyGreen 05-09-2007 07:08 PM

Damn, that would be a nasty scene to stumble upon...

stickyfingerz 05-09-2007 07:08 PM

Only in America....

StickyGreen 05-09-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12401145)
Only in America....

:error :error

sumphatpimp 05-09-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12401071)
I guess he didn't take p1mpdoggs advice on not making a mess

:1orglaugh
LMAO!

stickyfingerz Only in America....
24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment.

:1orglaugh
now I am laughing even harder
:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 05-09-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 12401596)
:1orglaugh
LMAO!

stickyfingerz Only in America....
24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment.

:1orglaugh
now I am laughing even harder
:1orglaugh

Ya I read the article..... I know he was German and from Germany... nough said. :1orglaugh

martinsc 05-09-2007 09:16 PM

lol, wtf is wrong with people....

dav3 05-09-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12401145)
Only in America....

:Hollering

phate321 05-09-2007 09:19 PM

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stickyfingerz 05-09-2007 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 12401644)
:Hollering

guess I need to add fucking [sarcasm] tags [/sarcasm] :uhoh

Drake 05-09-2007 09:38 PM

Must have been messy and painful.

Jace 05-09-2007 09:42 PM

sticky, don't worry man, I got it, and it was pretty damn funny

phate321 05-09-2007 10:03 PM

hmmmm, do i sense tention?

Porn Farmer 05-09-2007 10:05 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

phate321 05-09-2007 10:06 PM

does anybody here have german heritage?

Fap 05-09-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 12401141)
Damn, that would be a nasty scene to stumble upon...

Yeah.. imagine that..:Oh crap

stickyfingerz 05-09-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phate321 (Post 12401785)
hmmmm, do i sense tention?

Tention?????????????

martinsc 05-09-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 12401793)
This thread is useless without pics.

:helpme :error :helpme :error

thebossxxx 05-09-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 12401035)
A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.


source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

It's surely a sick world we live in today! :( :1orglaugh

Violetta 05-09-2007 10:13 PM

wonder how he did that...

phate321 05-09-2007 10:16 PM

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SPACE GLIDER 05-09-2007 10:24 PM

Wow. It just proves that when a German is REALLY determined ...

phate321 05-09-2007 10:28 PM

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Sly 05-09-2007 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12401145)
Only in America....

Shit... ok... that was hilarious.

:1orglaugh

fuzzylogic 05-10-2007 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 12401793)
This thread is useless without pics.

ya i know
i looked on google for chainsaw decapitation pics but found none. maybe u can help???

Porn Farmer 05-10-2007 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12401145)
Only in America....

Funny you should say....

Quote:

California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head With Saw, Dies Trying to Cut Off His Own

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

LA HABRA, Calif. — An Orange County man cut off his mother's head with a circular saw and then died after trying to decapitate himself, authorities said.

Police answered a 911 report of a family dispute at a Pinehurst Avenue home just after 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, entered a locked bedroom and found the body of 60-year-old Guadalupe Ruiz on a bed, police spokeswoman Cindy Knapp said.

Arthur Ruiz Jr., 32, was on another bed with the saw nearby. He had died of neck injuries, police said.

It was unclear why Ruiz attacked his mother, police said.

A child and three other adults were in the three-bedroom home when police arrived. Several families rented rooms in the home, Knapp said.

A neighbor, Paula Sanchez, said she heard the saw before going on a daily walk but thought someone was doing work in the house or yard.

"If it would have been a gunshot or something, I would have called the police," she said.

Authorities said Ruiz pleaded guilty to driving drunk in Garden Grove in 1999, was sentenced to 45 days in jail for being under the influence of drugs in Fullerton in 2000 and was given 18 days in jail for refusing to leave a home in 2004.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270994,00.html

You Americans do this stuff much better. :1orglaugh

mikah9 05-10-2007 06:19 AM

what a fuckin psycho

ADL Josh 05-10-2007 07:26 AM

that's horrible!!..i think they got the murder backwards though..i think the father cut the sons head off, rigged the murder scene, then stabbed himself making it look like the son did it all..how can you cut your head completely off? you would get a third of the way through and die, or at least pass out from the pain, then bleed to death shortly after..

Thrawn$ 05-10-2007 07:48 AM

He got Decapitated by a Chainsaw and the police says it's a suicide???

carol.prime 05-10-2007 11:03 AM

that's life!!:sadcrying :sadcrying :(

KILL_FRENZY 05-10-2007 11:10 AM

if this is true that means he was a psyho

fuzzylogic 05-10-2007 12:02 PM

how the hell did he do that?

royaljelly2 05-10-2007 12:04 PM

how do ppl kill themselves in such brutal manners?

2012 05-10-2007 12:43 PM

thats one talented fucker. too bad he killed himself

TheLegacy 05-10-2007 12:50 PM

it almost makes me believe they should open up suicide chambers instead of wasting tax payers money cleaning up messes. They should be behind every therapists back door - first you need a few months to discuss whether it was a smart move or not, and if the therapist can't get through and there is no hope... mine as well go for it.

Brad 05-10-2007 12:54 PM

On the topic of murder suicide...

I heard a story from a police officer once about a guy that killed his family and then went to set himself on fire in his car. I guess he got cold feet (lol) and decided he couldn't go through with burning to death so he went back into his house and got a knife, went back outside and proceeded to stab himself to death on his front lawn while he was still very much on fire.

Barefootsies 05-10-2007 12:55 PM

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schneemann 05-10-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phate321 (Post 12401796)
does anybody here have german heritage?

That's affirmative

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 05-10-2007 02:11 PM

Perhaps... Death by porn ???

Steve Awesome 05-10-2007 03:40 PM

He could have easily allowed himself to fall onto the moving blade after rigging it to run hands-free. Not that complicated of a move.

SPACE GLIDER 05-11-2007 09:30 PM

Wonder how many "he just lost his head" jokes were told behind the family's back

Empress_JoinRightNow 05-12-2007 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 12401035)
A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.


source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

it's all in the family...no wonder...


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