Man Successfully Uses Chainsaw to Decapitate Himself - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 05-09-2007, 06:46 PM

A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.

source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

ayne468 · 05-09-2007, 06:48 PM

Surely there has got to me more pleasant way to kill yourself?

crockett · 05-09-2007, 06:52 PM

I guess he didn't take p1mpdoggs advice on not making a mess

BusterBunny · 05-09-2007, 06:54 PM

never mind ;)

King Adam · 05-09-2007, 07:06 PM

Thats just crazy.

StickyGreen · 05-09-2007, 07:08 PM

Damn, that would be a nasty scene to stumble upon...

stickyfingerz · 05-09-2007, 07:08 PM

Only in America....

StickyGreen · 05-09-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Only in America....

sumphatpimp · 05-09-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I guess he didn't take p1mpdoggs advice on not making a mess

LMAO!

stickyfingerz Only in America....
24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment.

now I am laughing even harder

stickyfingerz · 05-09-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

LMAO!

stickyfingerz Only in America....
24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment.

now I am laughing even harder

Ya I read the article..... I know he was German and from Germany... nough said.

martinsc · 05-09-2007, 09:16 PM

lol, wtf is wrong with people....

dav3 · 05-09-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Only in America....

phate321 · 05-09-2007, 09:19 PM

Leben Sie Leben der Weg, den Sie wollen!

stickyfingerz · 05-09-2007, 09:28 PM

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guess I need to add fucking [sarcasm] tags [/sarcasm]

Drake · 05-09-2007, 09:38 PM

Must have been messy and painful.

Jace · 05-09-2007, 09:42 PM

sticky, don't worry man, I got it, and it was pretty damn funny

phate321 · 05-09-2007, 10:03 PM

hmmmm, do i sense tention?

Porn Farmer · 05-09-2007, 10:05 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

phate321 · 05-09-2007, 10:06 PM

does anybody here have german heritage?

Fap · 05-09-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Damn, that would be a nasty scene to stumble upon...

Yeah.. imagine that..

stickyfingerz · 05-09-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by phate321

hmmmm, do i sense tention?

Tention?????????????

martinsc · 05-09-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

This thread is useless without pics.

thebossxxx · 05-09-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.

source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

It's surely a sick world we live in today!

Violetta · 05-09-2007, 10:13 PM

wonder how he did that...

phate321 · 05-09-2007, 10:16 PM

SPACE GLIDER · 05-09-2007, 10:24 PM

Wow. It just proves that when a German is REALLY determined ...

phate321 · 05-09-2007, 10:28 PM

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Sly · 05-09-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Only in America....

Shit... ok... that was hilarious.

fuzzylogic · 05-10-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

This thread is useless without pics.

ya i know
i looked on google for chainsaw decapitation pics but found none. maybe u can help???

Porn Farmer · 05-10-2007, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Only in America....

Funny you should say....

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California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head With Saw, Dies Trying to Cut Off His Own

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

LA HABRA, Calif. — An Orange County man cut off his mother's head with a circular saw and then died after trying to decapitate himself, authorities said.

Police answered a 911 report of a family dispute at a Pinehurst Avenue home just after 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, entered a locked bedroom and found the body of 60-year-old Guadalupe Ruiz on a bed, police spokeswoman Cindy Knapp said.

Arthur Ruiz Jr., 32, was on another bed with the saw nearby. He had died of neck injuries, police said.

It was unclear why Ruiz attacked his mother, police said.

A child and three other adults were in the three-bedroom home when police arrived. Several families rented rooms in the home, Knapp said.

A neighbor, Paula Sanchez, said she heard the saw before going on a daily walk but thought someone was doing work in the house or yard.

"If it would have been a gunshot or something, I would have called the police," she said.

Authorities said Ruiz pleaded guilty to driving drunk in Garden Grove in 1999, was sentenced to 45 days in jail for being under the influence of drugs in Fullerton in 2000 and was given 18 days in jail for refusing to leave a home in 2004.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270994,00.html

You Americans do this stuff much better.

mikah9 · 05-10-2007, 06:19 AM

what a fuckin psycho

ADL Josh · 05-10-2007, 07:26 AM

that's horrible!!..i think they got the murder backwards though..i think the father cut the sons head off, rigged the murder scene, then stabbed himself making it look like the son did it all..how can you cut your head completely off? you would get a third of the way through and die, or at least pass out from the pain, then bleed to death shortly after..

Thrawn$ · 05-10-2007, 07:48 AM

He got Decapitated by a Chainsaw and the police says it's a suicide???

carol.prime · 05-10-2007, 11:03 AM

that's life!!

KILL_FRENZY · 05-10-2007, 11:10 AM

if this is true that means he was a psyho

fuzzylogic · 05-10-2007, 12:02 PM

how the hell did he do that?

royaljelly2 · 05-10-2007, 12:04 PM

how do ppl kill themselves in such brutal manners?

2012 · 05-10-2007, 12:43 PM

thats one talented fucker. too bad he killed himself

TheLegacy · 05-10-2007, 12:50 PM

it almost makes me believe they should open up suicide chambers instead of wasting tax payers money cleaning up messes. They should be behind every therapists back door - first you need a few months to discuss whether it was a smart move or not, and if the therapist can't get through and there is no hope... mine as well go for it.

Brad · 05-10-2007, 12:54 PM

On the topic of murder suicide...

I heard a story from a police officer once about a guy that killed his family and then went to set himself on fire in his car. I guess he got cold feet (lol) and decided he couldn't go through with burning to death so he went back into his house and got a knife, went back outside and proceeded to stab himself to death on his front lawn while he was still very much on fire.

Barefootsies · 05-10-2007, 12:55 PM

schneemann · 05-10-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by phate321

does anybody here have german heritage?

That's affirmative

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 05-10-2007, 02:11 PM

Perhaps... Death by porn ???

Steve Awesome · 05-10-2007, 03:40 PM

He could have easily allowed himself to fall onto the moving blade after rigging it to run hands-free. Not that complicated of a move.

SPACE GLIDER · 05-11-2007, 09:30 PM

Wonder how many "he just lost his head" jokes were told behind the family's back

Empress_JoinRightNow · 05-12-2007, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

A 24-year-old German man managed to cut off his own head with an electric chainsaw after he stabbed his father in their Cologne apartment. The 70-year-old man was found near death when police arrived.

Senior prosecutor Alf Willwacher said, "We do not believe any third party was involved." According to neighbors, the pair went into seclusion several years ago after their mother allegedly committed suicide.

source: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au

it's all in the family...no wonder...

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