Has anyone else got a fleshlight in the mail? - GoFuckYourself.com

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 03:51 AM

I just received a Flesh Light in the mail.. I don't know who from.. Dunno if the company wants me to promote them.. There was no indication in the parcel..

It came to my home also, not my office.. Has anyone else got these, or has a friend sent me a present?? Either way I will make use of it

ssp · 05-09-2007, 03:55 AM

I hope for you it's not a used one.

Mr Pheer · 05-09-2007, 04:44 AM

fuck it.

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

I hope for you it's not a used one.

I can't smell spunk.. But I don't think I'll risk it anyway.

gornyhuy · 05-09-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

fuck it.

BWHAAHAHHAAAHAH.
This just struck me as so fucking funny.

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 07:04 AM

hmm... wonder if wearing a condom would make it safe? our would friction tear it?

vidvicious · 05-09-2007, 07:05 AM

Damn must be mine . been waiting for an arrival for months now

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by vidvicious

Damn must be mine . been waiting for an arrival for months now

Hehe... Looks like a quality product... I got my balls drained by a very nice young woman a couple of days ago, so I am not quite desperate enough.. maybe in a few days?

I will certainly write a review and send them some traffic

If nothing else, the lube will come in handy.

CyberHustler · 05-09-2007, 07:26 AM

Someone probably infected that FleshLight with an STD. Don't do it...

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Someone probably infected that FleshLight with an STD. Don't do it...

That was my first thought too... that's why I want to know where it came from... I have already called/icq'd all the people I do business with on a regular basis.. Nobody will own up to it..

I emailed fleshlight.com with the invoice number etc.. will just have to wait and see what they say I suppose.. The strange thing is on the invoice the email address is one similar to my name but an @yahoo.com, and I NEVER use yahoo for email, never have, never will.

Definitely not sticking my cock in that thing if I don't know where it came from.

CyberHustler · 05-09-2007, 07:38 AM

Juicy probably sent it, people from Long Island are weird like that...

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Juicy probably sent it, people from Long Island are weird like that...

Would he try to infect me???? I'm juicy enough

bizarredollars · 05-09-2007, 11:17 AM

Looks like someone in the office used my CC and sent it as a joke.. at least I know it's clean now.

fbrtopic · 05-09-2007, 11:46 AM

That means more fake sex for you! :P

Vick! · 05-09-2007, 03:48 PM

hey fucker, i ordered this: Dad

Matt 26z · 05-09-2007, 03:53 PM

It's from an old girlfriend. She put razor blades inside it.

B40 · 05-09-2007, 04:06 PM

Sell it on ebay

Scott McD · 05-09-2007, 04:10 PM

I was finished using it, so i sent you it !

vidvicious · 05-10-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was finished using it, so i sent you it !

05-09-2007, 03:51 AM	#1
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bizarredollars Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bizarredollars.com Posts: 1,582	Looks like someone in the office used my CC and sent it as a joke.. at least I know it's clean now. __________________ [email protected] icq: 205-252-550

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B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Sell it on ebay __________________

05-09-2007, 03:55 AM	#2
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	I hope for you it's not a used one.

05-09-2007, 04:44 AM	#3
Mr Pheer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,582	fuck it.

05-09-2007, 07:26 AM	#9
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,879	Someone probably infected that FleshLight with an STD. Don't do it...

05-09-2007, 07:38 AM	#11
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,879	Juicy probably sent it, people from Long Island are weird like that...

05-09-2007, 11:46 AM	#14
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	That means more fake sex for you! :P

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Vick! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W Posts: 6,882	hey fucker, i ordered this: Dad

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	It's from an old girlfriend. She put razor blades inside it.

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