This Man vs Wild guy blows my mind. - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 05-08-2007, 10:22 PM

Walking through Africa, comes across a puffer snake. Talks about how quick it is, how far it can strike, how easily it can kill you. "I am going to give him lots of room," but keeps poking at it with a stick.

I thought he was supposed to be giving people good advice. I wonder how many people watch this show, then figure they can fuck with wild critters just because he got away with it.

baddog · 05-08-2007, 10:24 PM

Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

xclusive · 05-08-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

Think i'll take my chances with the parasites lol

Bozena X · 05-08-2007, 11:04 PM

I love that show, especially when he has to climb down the face of a waterfall because "it would take too long to go around..." yeah right obviously the camera man didn't have a problem

baddog · 05-08-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Think i'll take my chances with the parasites lol

have to agree

uno · 05-08-2007, 11:28 PM

Elephant shit wouldn't have parasites also?

OzMan · 05-08-2007, 11:34 PM

He is a drama queen faggot. He does stupid dangerous shit just to make it more entertaining. Everything he touches or does is "the most dangerous, nastiest thing on the planet" according to him

Survivorman however is the real deal.

Pornwolf · 05-08-2007, 11:40 PM

I don't get people like that. We have evolved over millions of years to get out o f the woods and desert n shit... but this fool wants to go right back in.

Don't wanna get bitten by a snake? Stay out of the desert.

Don't wanna get eaten by a bear? Stay out of the woods.

Don't wanna get eaten by a shark? Well... you know.

Whatever happens to these fools they completely deserve.

rapmaster · 05-08-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Walking through Africa, comes across a puffer snake. Talks about how quick it is, how far it can strike, how easily it can kill you. "I am going to give him lots of room," but keeps poking at it with a stick.

I thought he was supposed to be giving people good advice. I wonder how many people watch this show, then figure they can fuck with wild critters just because he got away with it.

I could handle a puffer snake, until it bit me and killed me

Shoehorn! · 05-08-2007, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

I was watching that too. Between that part and eating the raw meat off the dead Zebra I almost puked.

King Adam · 05-08-2007, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

I don't get people like that. We have evolved over millions of years to get out o f the woods and desert n shit... but this fool wants to go right back in.

Don't wanna get bitten by a snake? Stay out of the desert.

Don't wanna get eaten by a bear? Stay out of the woods.

Don't wanna get eaten by a shark? Well... you know.

Whatever happens to these fools they completely deserve.

Some people are in to the outdoors. More people get stuck in national park and other rural areas than you could possibly know. For those of us that get off on hiking mountains, backpacking through the desert and so on, this show is kinda cool.

I'm not saying I agree with everything he says and does but there are so interesting and helpfull things that you can get out of his show.

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I was watching that too. Between that part and eating the raw meat off the dead Zebra I almost puked.

I think he almost blew chunks on the zebra too.

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

Survivorman however is the real deal.

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

Elephant shit wouldn't have parasites also?

I guess even parasites can't handle elephant shit

Martina Warren · 05-09-2007, 12:31 AM

I like that show, very entertaining LOL

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren

I like that show, very entertaining LOL

We can go out for raw zebra meat tomorrow, okay?

Martina Warren · 05-09-2007, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

We can go out for raw zebra meat tomorrow, okay?

I'll watch you eat it, that will be entertaining

I'll stick to the margaritas;-)

Warren · 05-09-2007, 12:37 AM

I have seen every one of his shows to date, good tips, never know when you might need to use some of them lol.

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren

I'll watch you eat it, that will be entertaining

I'll stick to the margaritas;-)

I am more into crickets and scorpions

Martina Warren · 05-09-2007, 12:41 AM

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:42 AM

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oh, come on . . . be adventurous

Martina Warren · 05-09-2007, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

oh, come on . . . be adventurous

I had a elk burger in Indiana, that was good. But unless im stuck in the middle of no where like Man vs Wild thats the most adventurous with food im gonna get with food. I see no need to eat crickets, cockroaches or scorpians

baddog · 05-09-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren

I had a elk burger in Indiana, that was good. But unless im stuck in the middle of no where like Man vs Wild thats the most adventurous with food im gonna get with food. I see no need to eat crickets, cockroaches or scorpians

Well, I might eat white sea worms, but I can't see eating cockroaches

baddog · 08-14-2007, 12:40 AM

Well, now we know why he was so brave.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=760199

Deej · 08-14-2007, 12:47 AM

ooops... poste din another thread about this :P

SomeCreep · 08-14-2007, 01:18 AM

yep, that fucker's crazy as a mother fucker

05-08-2007, 10:22 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	This Man vs Wild guy blows my mind. Walking through Africa, comes across a puffer snake. Talks about how quick it is, how far it can strike, how easily it can kill you. "I am going to give him lots of room," but keeps poking at it with a stick. I thought he was supposed to be giving people good advice. I wonder how many people watch this show, then figure they can fuck with wild critters just because he got away with it.

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05-08-2007, 10:24 PM	#2
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead. WTF?

05-08-2007, 11:04 PM	#4
Bozena X Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Cost Posts: 1,139	I love that show, especially when he has to climb down the face of a waterfall because "it would take too long to go around..." yeah right obviously the camera man didn't have a problem

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08-14-2007, 12:40 AM	#24
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