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baddog 05-08-2007 10:22 PM

This Man vs Wild guy blows my mind.
 
Walking through Africa, comes across a puffer snake. Talks about how quick it is, how far it can strike, how easily it can kill you. "I am going to give him lots of room," but keeps poking at it with a stick.

I thought he was supposed to be giving people good advice. I wonder how many people watch this show, then figure they can fuck with wild critters just because he got away with it.

baddog 05-08-2007 10:24 PM

Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

xclusive 05-08-2007 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12395836)
Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

Think i'll take my chances with the parasites lol

Bozena X 05-08-2007 11:04 PM

I love that show, especially when he has to climb down the face of a waterfall because "it would take too long to go around..." yeah right obviously the camera man didn't have a problem :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 05-08-2007 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive (Post 12395906)
Think i'll take my chances with the parasites lol

have to agree

uno 05-08-2007 11:28 PM

Elephant shit wouldn't have parasites also?

OzMan 05-08-2007 11:34 PM

He is a drama queen faggot. He does stupid dangerous shit just to make it more entertaining. Everything he touches or does is "the most dangerous, nastiest thing on the planet" according to him :sleep

Survivorman however is the real deal. :thumbsup

Pornwolf 05-08-2007 11:40 PM

I don't get people like that. We have evolved over millions of years to get out o f the woods and desert n shit... but this fool wants to go right back in.


Don't wanna get bitten by a snake? Stay out of the desert.

Don't wanna get eaten by a bear? Stay out of the woods.

Don't wanna get eaten by a shark? Well... you know.


Whatever happens to these fools they completely deserve. :2 cents:

rapmaster 05-08-2007 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12395827)
Walking through Africa, comes across a puffer snake. Talks about how quick it is, how far it can strike, how easily it can kill you. "I am going to give him lots of room," but keeps poking at it with a stick.

I thought he was supposed to be giving people good advice. I wonder how many people watch this show, then figure they can fuck with wild critters just because he got away with it.

I could handle a puffer snake, until it bit me and killed me

Shoehorn! 05-08-2007 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12395836)
Well, here is a handy tip . . . if you are in a real dry spot, and getting thirsty, skip the stream that might have parasites. A better idea is to pick up elephant shit and squeeze the moisture out of it and drink it instead.

WTF?

I was watching that too. Between that part and eating the raw meat off the dead Zebra I almost puked. :Oh crap

King Adam 05-08-2007 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12396003)
I don't get people like that. We have evolved over millions of years to get out o f the woods and desert n shit... but this fool wants to go right back in.


Don't wanna get bitten by a snake? Stay out of the desert.

Don't wanna get eaten by a bear? Stay out of the woods.

Don't wanna get eaten by a shark? Well... you know.


Whatever happens to these fools they completely deserve. :2 cents:

Some people are in to the outdoors. More people get stuck in national park and other rural areas than you could possibly know. For those of us that get off on hiking mountains, backpacking through the desert and so on, this show is kinda cool.

I'm not saying I agree with everything he says and does but there are so interesting and helpfull things that you can get out of his show.:2 cents:

baddog 05-09-2007 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 12396014)
I was watching that too. Between that part and eating the raw meat off the dead Zebra I almost puked. :Oh crap

I think he almost blew chunks on the zebra too.

baddog 05-09-2007 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 12395987)

Survivorman however is the real deal. :thumbsup

:thumbsup

baddog 05-09-2007 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 12395972)
Elephant shit wouldn't have parasites also?

I guess even parasites can't handle elephant shit

Martina Warren 05-09-2007 12:31 AM

I like that show, very entertaining LOL

baddog 05-09-2007 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren (Post 12396191)
I like that show, very entertaining LOL

We can go out for raw zebra meat tomorrow, okay? :winkwink:

Martina Warren 05-09-2007 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12396195)
We can go out for raw zebra meat tomorrow, okay? :winkwink:


I'll watch you eat it, that will be entertaining :winkwink: I'll stick to the margaritas;-)

Warren 05-09-2007 12:37 AM

I have seen every one of his shows to date, good tips, never know when you might need to use some of them lol.

baddog 05-09-2007 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren (Post 12396200)
I'll watch you eat it, that will be entertaining :winkwink: I'll stick to the margaritas;-)

I am more into crickets and scorpions


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Martina Warren 05-09-2007 12:41 AM

:throwup :throwup :throwup

baddog 05-09-2007 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren (Post 12396219)
:throwup :throwup :throwup

oh, come on . . . be adventurous

Martina Warren 05-09-2007 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12396227)
oh, come on . . . be adventurous

I had a elk burger in Indiana, that was good. But unless im stuck in the middle of no where like Man vs Wild thats the most adventurous with food im gonna get with food. I see no need to eat crickets, cockroaches or scorpians:2 cents:

baddog 05-09-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina Warren (Post 12396236)
I had a elk burger in Indiana, that was good. But unless im stuck in the middle of no where like Man vs Wild thats the most adventurous with food im gonna get with food. I see no need to eat crickets, cockroaches or scorpians:2 cents:

Well, I might eat white sea worms, but I can't see eating cockroaches


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baddog 08-14-2007 12:40 AM

Well, now we know why he was so brave.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=760199

Deej 08-14-2007 12:47 AM

ooops... poste din another thread about this :P

SomeCreep 08-14-2007 01:18 AM

yep, that fucker's crazy as a mother fucker


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