Here's one for the Bush haters - GoFuckYourself.com

badmunchkin · 05-08-2007, 01:03 PM

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Bridgetown who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my
sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently
been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and
are currently dependent on my other two sisters who
are prostitutes in Miami

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a
teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of
neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonvilleand,
indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family and of
course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

SexualDragon · 05-08-2007, 02:07 PM

pornguy · 05-08-2007, 02:12 PM

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05-08-2007, 01:03 PM	#1
badmunchkin Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 3,797	Here's one for the Bush haters Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Bridgetown who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Miami I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of neglecting his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonvilleand, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush? Signed, Worried About My Reputation __________________ Custom, Full Color Printing with BIG Discounts for GFY! ICQ 283197499

05-08-2007, 02:07 PM	#2
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