Here's one for the Bush haters

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Bridgetown who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my
sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently
been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and
are currently dependent on my other two sisters who
are prostitutes in Miami

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a
teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of
neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonvilleand,
indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family and of
course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation