NOW HIRING in-house Developer at Shane's World - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 05-08-2007, 11:16 AM

Shane's World is growing! We need to hire a developer to take us to the next level. Our Internet team is working on the newest and most competitive version of Shane's World ever! If you're aggressive, competitive, passionate about your skills and experience, and like to eat people for breakfast and spit out the bones for lunch while you take over the world as you know it, then WE WANT YOU!

Requirements:

MANSION PRODUCTIONS EXPERIENCED PREFERRED PLEASE.
Knowledge of MAS and MPA3 is a massive plus.

-PHP/MYSQL/CSS/HTML/JS/AJAX (The obvious for an adult internet developer)
-Adult Internet 3-5 years experience or equivalent in accomplishments.
-Aggressive work ethic
-Punctuality
-Able to complete projects in a timely planned manner.

Send experience and resume to airek at shanesworld dot com please.

If anyone has seen our other now hiring ads we do only in house and remote is not a possibility. Thats just how it works. We like our people under the same roof.

Thanks.

Salary is competitive and dependant on experience. We offer a very competitive work environment with healthy growth potential.

Meow.

Wizzo · 05-08-2007, 11:17 AM

Great offer for someone!

WebTitan · 05-08-2007, 11:23 AM

wow...email going out on this one

Klen · 05-08-2007, 11:26 AM

Looks like you hire one new person per month

Vegas Ken · 05-08-2007, 11:50 AM

Great opportunity!

seeric · 05-08-2007, 12:07 PM

im building an empire

Masterchief · 05-08-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Good luck finding a good developer with that!

Glad to see I wasn't the only one that laughed out loud after seeing that.

seeric · 05-08-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterchief

Glad to see I wasn't the only one that laughed out loud after seeing that.

well, some companies do run like normal companies do. if people can't get to work on time, then they can't finish projects on time and i have no interest in them. i don't see anything funny about expecting someone to the office at the time they agree to be there.

non punctual, unserious people move along please. we are serious about our future. there are certainly developers out there that take their careers seriously. thats the type of person i am looking for and willing to pay.

seeric · 05-08-2007, 02:08 PM

bumpppppppppppppppppppp

seeric · 05-08-2007, 02:28 PM

i think i may have to hire from mainstream again and just train another monster employee. my video guy is killing it and he came from mainstream.

Masterchief · 05-08-2007, 02:51 PM

go for it. all of us...well most of us in the adult biz are spoiled and lazy. not being able to work from the comfort of my hammock in my backyard would be a major setback for me no matter how much the job paid

madawgz · 05-08-2007, 02:52 PM

bump for someone to get the job

Bake · 05-08-2007, 03:50 PM

This one made me laugh
-Able to complete projects in a timely planned manner.
Of course the term timely manner might take into accound life crisis problems

seeric · 05-08-2007, 03:57 PM

unbelievable.

move along please. serious candidates only.

Bake · 05-08-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

unbelievable.

move along please. serious candidates only.

Wow we really are getting cynical these days
You were right before get someone from main stream and train them

seeric · 05-08-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bake

Wow we really are getting cynical these days
You were right before get someone from main stream and train them

i dont see what you guys think is so funny about someone finishing tasks on a projected date or schedule. fuck this industry jades people.

TMM_John · 05-08-2007, 04:13 PM

Airek,

We have done all of our hiring outside of the adult industry and it has proven to be a very good practice for us.

It is a lot easier to teach someone the adult industry than it is to weed through the hobbyists that flood the boards.

seeric · 05-08-2007, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

Airek,

We have done all of our hiring outside of the adult industry and it has proven to be a very good practice for us.

It is a lot easier to teach someone the adult industry than it is to weed through the hobbyists that flood the boards.

i am pretty sure i am gonna do this for the other 2 positions that i have open too. they would come with no bad habits, no enemies, and no clue except what i want them to know. that is until the business taints them

i dont have anything against anyone who wants to hobby around, but some of us treat this just like any other business. i am here at the office at 8am(sometimes earlier) and stay till after 5, then go home and do light work. the thought that someone cant get to work at 9am if thats what the position wants makes me laugh.

anyway, like i said, more power to those that wanna sit in the lawnchair, but i'll take my department serious and have a dedicated staff with passion that will reward them for everything they do.

Masterchief · 05-08-2007, 04:31 PM

The replies here have only been as serious as your original post. Being a programmer myself, here's my honest take on your post:

From your post i get the feeling that you're a pompous work-a-holic, and being that you're not a coder you simply wouldn't understand the unforseen delays, bugs, issues and etc that come up when it comes to developing software.

You're asking for a whole lot there in your post, but you're not offering much. What about vacation, 401k, medical, dental. It's unfortunate, but having an adult company on your resume hurts in the long run in Christian america so your company has to offer something over the thousands of other mainstream companies out there hiring.

You're looking for someone with 3-5 years adult experience, for most of us that has been in the business taking an 9-5 job without benefits and any sort of long term prospects would be a huge step backwards.

seeric · 05-08-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterchief

The replies here have only been as serious as your original post. Being a programmer myself, here's my honest take on your post:

From your post i get the feeling that you're a pompous work-a-holic, and being that you're not a coder you simply wouldn't understand the unforseen delays, bugs, issues and etc that come up when it comes to developing software.

You're asking for a whole lot there in your post, but you're not offering much. What about vacation, 401k, medical, dental. It's unfortunate, but having an adult company on your resume hurts in the long run in Christian america so your company has to offer something over the thousands of other mainstream companies out there hiring.

You're looking for someone with 3-5 years adult experience, for most of us that has been in the business taking an 9-5 job without benefits and any sort of long term prospects would be a huge step backwards.

good luck in your search. i'm gonna be the bigger person here. your input has been noted.

seeric · 05-09-2007, 10:33 AM

bump. bump.

dynastoned · 05-09-2007, 10:36 AM

bump for good people.. good luck with your search airekkkkk

beemk · 05-09-2007, 10:48 AM

hire someone off craigslist or something similiar, and just have them do their work, dont bring them to shows and dont show them gfy.

tranza · 05-09-2007, 10:53 AM

You guys require AJAX, huh?

I should start learning this new language, it seems that more and more sites are using it nowadays...

Masterchief · 05-09-2007, 11:52 AM

ajax isn't really a language, its a development technique rather. it's not necessarily new either, Microsoft introduced it in exchange back in 99/2000. it's something that's been used for many many years, but once the "ajax" term was coined everyone jumped on the bandwagon and had to "ajaxize" their sites just because it's the cool trendy thing to do.

seeric · 05-14-2007, 08:59 AM

bump
for the new blood developers.

royaljelly2 · 05-14-2007, 09:07 AM

sounds like a great opp

05-08-2007, 11:16 AM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	NOW HIRING in-house Developer at Shane's World Shane's World is growing! We need to hire a developer to take us to the next level. Our Internet team is working on the newest and most competitive version of Shane's World ever! If you're aggressive, competitive, passionate about your skills and experience, and like to eat people for breakfast and spit out the bones for lunch while you take over the world as you know it, then WE WANT YOU! Requirements: MANSION PRODUCTIONS EXPERIENCED PREFERRED PLEASE. Knowledge of MAS and MPA3 is a massive plus. -PHP/MYSQL/CSS/HTML/JS/AJAX (The obvious for an adult internet developer) -Adult Internet 3-5 years experience or equivalent in accomplishments. -Aggressive work ethic -Punctuality -Able to complete projects in a timely planned manner. Send experience and resume to airek at shanesworld dot com please. If anyone has seen our other now hiring ads we do only in house and remote is not a possibility. Thats just how it works. We like our people under the same roof. Thanks. Salary is competitive and dependant on experience. We offer a very competitive work environment with healthy growth potential. Meow.

05-08-2007, 11:17 AM	#2
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05-08-2007, 11:23 AM	#3
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05-08-2007, 11:26 AM	#4
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Looks like you hire one new person per month

05-08-2007, 12:07 PM	#6
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	im building an empire

05-08-2007, 02:08 PM	#9
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	bumpppppppppppppppppppp

05-08-2007, 02:28 PM	#10
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i think i may have to hire from mainstream again and just train another monster employee. my video guy is killing it and he came from mainstream.

05-08-2007, 02:51 PM	#11
Masterchief Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 530	go for it. all of us...well most of us in the adult biz are spoiled and lazy. not being able to work from the comfort of my hammock in my backyard would be a major setback for me no matter how much the job paid

05-08-2007, 03:57 PM	#14
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	unbelievable. move along please. serious candidates only.

05-08-2007, 04:13 PM	#17
TMM_John Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,659	Airek, We have done all of our hiring outside of the adult industry and it has proven to be a very good practice for us. It is a lot easier to teach someone the adult industry than it is to weed through the hobbyists that flood the boards. __________________ Skype: JohnA1078 Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

05-08-2007, 04:31 PM	#19
Masterchief Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 530	The replies here have only been as serious as your original post. Being a programmer myself, here's my honest take on your post: From your post i get the feeling that you're a pompous work-a-holic, and being that you're not a coder you simply wouldn't understand the unforseen delays, bugs, issues and etc that come up when it comes to developing software. You're asking for a whole lot there in your post, but you're not offering much. What about vacation, 401k, medical, dental. It's unfortunate, but having an adult company on your resume hurts in the long run in Christian america so your company has to offer something over the thousands of other mainstream companies out there hiring. You're looking for someone with 3-5 years adult experience, for most of us that has been in the business taking an 9-5 job without benefits and any sort of long term prospects would be a huge step backwards.

05-09-2007, 10:33 AM	#21
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	bump. bump.

05-09-2007, 10:36 AM	#22
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	bump for good people.. good luck with your search airekkkkk

05-09-2007, 10:48 AM	#23
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	hire someone off craigslist or something similiar, and just have them do their work, dont bring them to shows and dont show them gfy. __________________ I host with Vacares

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tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	You guys require AJAX, huh? I should start learning this new language, it seems that more and more sites are using it nowadays... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

05-09-2007, 11:52 AM	#25
Masterchief Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 530	ajax isn't really a language, its a development technique rather. it's not necessarily new either, Microsoft introduced it in exchange back in 99/2000. it's something that's been used for many many years, but once the "ajax" term was coined everyone jumped on the bandwagon and had to "ajaxize" their sites just because it's the cool trendy thing to do.

05-14-2007, 08:59 AM	#26
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	bump for the new blood developers.

05-14-2007, 09:07 AM	#27
royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	sounds like a great opp