What's with people who can't be descriptive? - GoFuckYourself.com

Snazzy · 08-20-2002, 09:25 PM

Just going through tonight's submissions, why can't people be more descriptive? I mean I know this is porn, but some of these descriptions that people use to describe their galleries are plain dumb, ie:

Vivian Hardcore
Cute young chick
Natural big tits
Monster Cock Sex (wtf are the cocks having sex with eachother?)
Asian Hardcore
Beautiful Tanya
Sexy Shemales Girls
Best Asian
hot jock
Vanessas tight ass
Brunette spreading
Shelia loves cum
blonde shows pink
Sucking licking fucking

These are just some of the stupid descriptions I've received since I've been running my TGP. You would think that since people obviously spend time designing their galleries, they would be a little more creative in the descriptions.

What do you guys think?

matty · 08-20-2002, 09:27 PM

I blame it on rap music

Snazzy · 08-20-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by matty
I blame it on rap music

I think most of these guys didn't graduate high school

FATPad · 08-20-2002, 09:34 PM

Lots of TGP's have two or three word limits on descriptions. People get used to that, or if they're using an autosubmitter they make a description that'll fit for the shorter places and it gets used on all the TGP's they submit to.

RedShoe · 08-20-2002, 09:35 PM

Sexy Shemales Girls

Well?? Is it a shemale? Or a girl? I don't know, I guess I'll click it and find out.

chodadog · 08-20-2002, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by matty
I blame it on rap music

"You see, kids nowadays they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with all the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin so they don't know what the jazz is all about. See, jazz is like kodak film.. no, it's more like jello pudding.. no it's more like the new coke it'll be around forever, heh heh heh"

Bill Cosby - Cameo Appearance on The Simpsons

klik · 08-20-2002, 09:38 PM

I love it when the TGPs say... 'Try to be original with your desciption'

When you limit me to like 24 characters.. how original can I be?

redshift · 08-20-2002, 09:39 PM

Just how descriptive can one be with only 3 words?

Mr Nice Guy · 08-20-2002, 10:06 PM

Maybe it's because TGP owners only give 25 charecters to work with... how much more descriptive can three words be than blonde shows pink?

Mr Nice Guy · 08-20-2002, 10:07 PM

Damn I didn't read klik's post before I posted

The Machine · 08-20-2002, 10:08 PM

do people still submit galleries to these things?

Snazzy · 08-20-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy
Maybe it's because TGP owners only give 25 charecters to work with... how much more descriptive can three words be than blonde shows pink?

I give 30 words, but I really don't like those two plain word descriptions. Especially the ones that make no sense !

Snazzy · 08-20-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Sexy Shemales Girls

Well?? Is it a shemale? Or a girl? I don't know, I guess I'll click it and find out.

lol that was my favorite of the evening too. Hmm, "Sexy Shemales Girls"... They were either confused, or don't know what a Shemale really is ;).

eroswebmaster · 08-20-2002, 10:34 PM

Why can't TGP owners be more original?

Same entry page followed by a full page ad...damn...probably didn't graduate from highschool.

Fletch XXX · 08-20-2002, 10:38 PM

Have any of you been autoblacklisted because you put too many charachters in the subject slot?

Had that happen like a year and 1/2 ago.

Funny stuff.

"You have been blacklisted."

FATPad · 08-20-2002, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Why can't TGP owners be more original?

btw, that's a good point. A TGP owner yelling at other people to be more creative. LOL

Tonight is a good night on GFY for finding entertainment.

the Shemp · 08-20-2002, 10:47 PM

This description came in the other day,
"Babe makes boss wear blindfold during sex"

unfortunately, due to space limitations i had to edit it to:

"blind sex"

shemp

Mishi · 08-20-2002, 10:53 PM

lol @ Shemp

Yeah, I do think it has to do with folks getting used to the insanely short amount of space allowed for descriptions. I got in to a habit of taking my meta-description field and cutting it down to, say, 12 characters... er, j/k. But darned close.

I allow (theoretically) up to 255 characters...and still I get "Blonde strips." "Hot babe naked." Wow, that so stands out from the crowd...

08-20-2002, 09:25 PM	#1
Snazzy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 480	What's with people who can't be descriptive? Just going through tonight's submissions, why can't people be more descriptive? I mean I know this is porn, but some of these descriptions that people use to describe their galleries are plain dumb, ie: Vivian Hardcore Cute young chick Natural big tits Monster Cock Sex (wtf are the cocks having sex with eachother?) Asian Hardcore Beautiful Tanya Sexy Shemales Girls Best Asian hot jock Vanessas tight ass Brunette spreading Shelia loves cum blonde shows pink Sucking licking fucking These are just some of the stupid descriptions I've received since I've been running my TGP. You would think that since people obviously spend time designing their galleries, they would be a little more creative in the descriptions. What do you guys think? __________________ Snazzy <font size="1"> SnazzyTGP.com Visit this site now or I'll kill you</font>

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08-20-2002, 09:34 PM	#4
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Lots of TGP's have two or three word limits on descriptions. People get used to that, or if they're using an autosubmitter they make a description that'll fit for the shorter places and it gets used on all the TGP's they submit to.

08-20-2002, 09:38 PM	#7
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	I love it when the TGPs say... 'Try to be original with your desciption' When you limit me to like 24 characters.. how original can I be?

08-20-2002, 09:39 PM	#8
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Just how descriptive can one be with only 3 words?

08-20-2002, 10:06 PM	#9
Mr Nice Guy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 112	Maybe it's because TGP owners only give 25 charecters to work with... how much more descriptive can three words be than blonde shows pink?

08-20-2002, 10:07 PM	#10
Mr Nice Guy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 112	Damn I didn't read klik's post before I posted

08-20-2002, 10:08 PM	#11
The Machine Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 859	do people still submit galleries to these things?

08-20-2002, 10:47 PM	#17
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	This description came in the other day, "Babe makes boss wear blindfold during sex" unfortunately, due to space limitations i had to edit it to: "blind sex" shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-20-2002, 10:53 PM	#18
Mishi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 1,054	lol @ Shemp Yeah, I do think it has to do with folks getting used to the insanely short amount of space allowed for descriptions. I got in to a habit of taking my meta-description field and cutting it down to, say, 12 characters... er, j/k. But darned close. I allow (theoretically) up to 255 characters...and still I get "Blonde strips." "Hot babe naked." Wow, that so stands out from the crowd... __________________ Looking for PHP/MySQL solutions? Check out Cyboriginal - custom scripts, installation services and more.