How To Fuck Your Girlfriend's Mom ??? - GoFuckYourself.com

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 12:52 PM

Please give some advices if you have experienced that.

Cement Head · 08-19-2002, 12:54 PM

I have lots of experience with that.

er, wait a minute, no I don't. What the fuck.

You need

Rocky · 08-19-2002, 12:58 PM

well it's kind of like fucking your girlfriend

except your cack goes in a different hole

hope this helps

bushwacker · 08-19-2002, 01:00 PM

u don't want to do that u better let me handle this

CurrentlySober · 08-19-2002, 01:04 PM

Well, according to an instructional video I recently watched, about this exact same subject, its appears pretty easy.

Simply tounge kiss the mother, and blatenly grope her breasts, whilst girlfriend is present in room...
Before long they will both be naked, & knelt before you, admistrating a sexy spitty sloppy double BJ, then soon your GF will gleefully guide your cock into her Moms ass, whilst smiling encorageingly, and....

ermmm Sorry... Now I think about it...
May well be thinking of the wrong video actually....
Sorry...

'ThatXXXVideoWatchingPervertInTheCorner'

DarkJedi · 08-19-2002, 01:04 PM

oh my god.

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:13 PM

I mean how to get her into "it" ? like flirt around with her etc...

Rocky · 08-19-2002, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat
I mean how to get her into "it" ? like flirt around with her etc...

well if a little sugar on the cack works for suckling calves i don't see why a little metamucil shouldn't work for a MILF

boldy · 08-19-2002, 01:19 PM

Booze my friend ... lots of booze ...

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky

well if a little sugar on the cack works for suckling calves i don't see why a little metamucil shouldn't work for a MILF

can u be alilte more details ?

Fletch XXX · 08-19-2002, 01:24 PM

catch her in bed one night and...

B.Diker · 08-19-2002, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
catch her in bed one night and...

start it smoothly then...

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:28 PM

I was so horny yesterday when I had a "sneak peak" at her pussy . ( it was covered by a thin white underware thou)

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by B.Diker

start it smoothly then...

looks like a " How To Make Her Cum " class now

Rocky · 08-19-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

can u be alilte more details ?

well everything i learned was from either reading the Farmers Almanac or listening to the late night drunken ramblings of my neighbor Billy Bob (dairy farmer)

B.Diker · 08-19-2002, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

looks like a " How To Make Her Cum " class now

yea

let's continue it hehe

jimmy3way · 08-19-2002, 01:35 PM

How about to fuck your girlfriend and her mom?

Simple! Get your girlfrined pregnant, charge up the limit on all her credit cards, steal her car and get her fired from her job.

Now they're both fucked.

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
How about to fuck your girlfriend and her mom?

Simple! Get your girlfrined pregnant, charge up the limit on all her credit cards, steal her car and get her fired from her job.

Now they're both fucked.

I mean having sex with her, you know, like put my dick into her mouth and pussy .

boldy · 08-19-2002, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

I mean having sex with her, you know, like put my dick into her mouth and pussy .

Tonight on the Jerry Springer Show ... a sexygoat put his dick in my moms mouth and pussy ...

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by boldy

Tonight on the Jerry Springer Show ... a sexygoat put his dick in my moms mouth and pussy ...

i'm sorry but your mom is too old, man.

boldy · 08-19-2002, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

i'm sorry but your mom is too old, man.

MotherFucker!

digi · 08-19-2002, 01:56 PM

haha, you got played

Pornwolf · 08-19-2002, 01:57 PM

Happened to me twice. The first time I was YOUNG. I was 14. It happened on my 8th grade trip and the mom came along. The daughter and I snuck into the pool after hours. The mom was there, tipsy, and "didn't know how to swim." I taught her and felt her up a little. It obviously made her hot. The daughter got tired and left, never expecting anything would happen. It did.

The second time it was a girl I wasn't dating seriously but had known for a while. I could tell the mom was interested. She was always calling me into a separate room because she needed help with something. Lifting something, holding something, or some other trivial reason. Most times she would keep me in there with her and start deep conversations. You can look in their eyes and tell if they are willing. If they are you can rest assured they won't tell the daugter. Women are much better at keeping grimey secrets than you think.

I liked her more than her daughter. Sometimes women get better with age. I think her daugter will be ready for Pornwolf's round 2 in 20 years if the genes carry over.

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by boldy

MotherFucker!

Yes, If I can fuck her(my girlfriend's mom) I will be a true Mother FUcker. lol

B.Diker · 08-19-2002, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

Yes, If I can fuck her(my girlfriend's mom) I will be a true Mother FUcker. lol

smells like mature lower

sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Happened to me twice. The first time I was YOUNG. I was 14. It happened on my 8th grade trip and the mom came along. The daughter and I snuck into the pool after hours. The mom was there, tipsy, and "didn't know how to swim." I taught her and felt her up a little. It obviously made her hot. The daughter got tired and left, never expecting anything would happen. It did.

The second time it was a girl I wasn't dating seriously but had known for a while. I could tell the mom was interested. She was always calling me into a separate room because she needed help with something. Lifting something, holding something, or some other trivial reason. Most times she would keep me in there with her and start deep conversations. You can look in their eyes and tell if they are willing. If they are you can rest assured they won't tell the daugter. Women are much better at keeping grimey secrets than you think.

I liked her more than her daughter. Sometimes women get better with age. I think her daugter will be ready for Pornwolf's round 2 in 20 years if the genes carry over.

how lucky you are man, I wish I could have a chance to be alone with her ( the house is always full of people). like last time we went to the beach but there were so many people around and my girlfriend was with me wherever I was at . sometimes I wish everybody would die and there're only me and her alone

Theo · 08-19-2002, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by sexygoat
sometimes I wish everybody would die and there're only me and her alone

damn fucking goat. die die

kmanrox · 08-19-2002, 02:23 PM

give your gf some money and tell her to go shopping, then slit a roofie in moms drink, and work your oh so special magic!

Pornwolf · 08-19-2002, 02:25 PM

I can't believe I'm giving you tips on how to do this, but... I can't turn down a fellow guy in need!

This works whenever you need to separate a woman from a group and suss out your potential options. It's so simple you probably already thought of this. Do this slowly so you don't arouse suspicion;

Ask your girlfreind and any other young family members everything you can about dear old mom. Know her history. Then find out as much as you can about the subjects that she might care about and just start conversations about those subjects. While doing this make sure you compliment her profusely. Actually compliment her whenever you can but never lie. If her dress isn't pretty don't say it is but compliment her on whatever looks nice at the time. Older women can smell bullshit a mile away.

Do this and you should be able to see if anything is possible in a month or less if you are good.

Script Dude · 08-19-2002, 02:56 PM

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sexygoat · 08-19-2002, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I can't believe I'm giving you tips on how to do this, but... I can't turn down a fellow guy in need!

This works whenever you need to separate a woman from a group and suss out your potential options. It's so simple you probably already thought of this. Do this slowly so you don't arouse suspicion;

Ask your girlfreind and any other young family members everything you can about dear old mom. Know her history. Then find out as much as you can about the subjects that she might care about and just start conversations about those subjects. While doing this make sure you compliment her profusely. Actually compliment her whenever you can but never lie. If her dress isn't pretty don't say it is but compliment her on whatever looks nice at the time. Older women can smell bullshit a mile away.

Do this and you should be able to see if anything is possible in a month or less if you are good.

ahh...god damn, it works, Pornwolf. Today after posting the last msg I went down stair and she just got home. I was like looking at her from top to bottom and like " wow, you look great today" and she was shy away ( a good sign) . and when she bent over to look for something under the counter I keep stairing at her ass but she didn't say a word since she knew that I did LOOK at her ass. anyway, I keep this update until I can actually fuck her .

Terenzo · 08-20-2002, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by sexygoat

anyway, I keep this update until I can actually fuck her .

... and then???? ... either she's a cockhorny slut, then you can do it, or she fucking knows that you just want to fuck her once and now she is teasing the shit out of you... it's fun anyway, let us know whatever happens... hehehe

dikkechill · 08-20-2002, 09:14 AM

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Bama · 08-20-2002, 09:45 AM

I hate to be the ball buster - but live the fantasy in your mind....

Only thing that will happen is you piss off a mom and lose a girlfriend and if the girlfriend is putting out - close your eyes and pretend it's her mom..

That said - when you want to break up with her - fuck her and when your cumming (not too soon or she'll throw you like a rodeo rider) call out her mom's name....

sexygoat · 08-20-2002, 10:23 PM

damn, I was sitting next to her watching TV tonite. I could feel her legs etc . things are getting better now.

08-19-2002, 12:52 PM	#1
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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,688	Well, according to an instructional video I recently watched, about this exact same subject, its appears pretty easy. Simply tounge kiss the mother, and blatenly grope her breasts, whilst girlfriend is present in room... Before long they will both be naked, & knelt before you, admistrating a sexy spitty sloppy double BJ, then soon your GF will gleefully guide your cock into her Moms ass, whilst smiling encorageingly, and.... ermmm Sorry... Now I think about it... May well be thinking of the wrong video actually.... Sorry... 'ThatXXXVideoWatchingPervertInTheCorner' __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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Cement Head Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Concrete Hills, California Posts: 112	I have lots of experience with that. er, wait a minute, no I don't. What the fuck. You need

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sexygoat So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 357	I mean how to get her into "it" ? like flirt around with her etc...

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sexygoat So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 357	I was so horny yesterday when I had a "sneak peak" at her pussy . ( it was covered by a thin white underware thou)

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	How about to fuck your girlfriend and her mom? Simple! Get your girlfrined pregnant, charge up the limit on all her credit cards, steal her car and get her fired from her job. Now they're both fucked. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Happened to me twice. The first time I was YOUNG. I was 14. It happened on my 8th grade trip and the mom came along. The daughter and I snuck into the pool after hours. The mom was there, tipsy, and "didn't know how to swim." I taught her and felt her up a little. It obviously made her hot. The daughter got tired and left, never expecting anything would happen. It did. The second time it was a girl I wasn't dating seriously but had known for a while. I could tell the mom was interested. She was always calling me into a separate room because she needed help with something. Lifting something, holding something, or some other trivial reason. Most times she would keep me in there with her and start deep conversations. You can look in their eyes and tell if they are willing. If they are you can rest assured they won't tell the daugter. Women are much better at keeping grimey secrets than you think. I liked her more than her daughter. Sometimes women get better with age. I think her daugter will be ready for Pornwolf's round 2 in 20 years if the genes carry over.

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I can't believe I'm giving you tips on how to do this, but... I can't turn down a fellow guy in need! This works whenever you need to separate a woman from a group and suss out your potential options. It's so simple you probably already thought of this. Do this slowly so you don't arouse suspicion; Ask your girlfreind and any other young family members everything you can about dear old mom. Know her history. Then find out as much as you can about the subjects that she might care about and just start conversations about those subjects. While doing this make sure you compliment her profusely. Actually compliment her whenever you can but never lie. If her dress isn't pretty don't say it is but compliment her on whatever looks nice at the time. Older women can smell bullshit a mile away. Do this and you should be able to see if anything is possible in a month or less if you are good.

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	I hate to be the ball buster - but live the fantasy in your mind.... Only thing that will happen is you piss off a mom and lose a girlfriend and if the girlfriend is putting out - close your eyes and pretend it's her mom.. That said - when you want to break up with her - fuck her and when your cumming (not too soon or she'll throw you like a rodeo rider) call out her mom's name.... Last edited by Bama; 08-20-2002 at 09:47 AM..

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sexygoat So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 357	damn, I was sitting next to her watching TV tonite. I could feel her legs etc . things are getting better now.