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Old 04-24-2007, 01:54 AM   #51
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yep.

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Christmas Vacation... Randy Quaid is awesome in those movies
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Here's one from one of my favorite movies...

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Grosse Pointe Blank!

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Here is another easy one:

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."
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Grosse Pointe Blank!

Another:

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Dr. Strangelove


"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
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"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
Mad Max...

And for you:

I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.

So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?

Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.

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"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
Stripes? The scene with the mudwrestling?

The "doomed" one earlier was from "Hysterical"

Here's a new one.

Your'e gonna need a bigger boat.
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Stripes? The scene with the mudwrestling?

The "doomed" one earlier was from "Hysterical"

Here's a new one.

Your'e gonna need a bigger boat.
No on Stripes. ADG got it right, Mad Max... actually.. it's from "The Road Warrior", but we're not gonna split hairs here.

And the boat one is too easy seeing as how you're a pirate and all. Jaws.
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Stripes? The scene with the mudwrestling?

The "doomed" one earlier was from "Hysterical"

Here's a new one.

Your'e gonna need a bigger boat.
Didn't get the "Doomed" one, but the boat one is "Jaws".

Et tu:

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Mad Max...

And for you:

I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.

So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?

Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.

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This sounds like another Woody Allen film, but I bet it's not. Damn, now I wanna see either Deconstructing Harry, or Road Warrior.
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Very, very easy one








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Didn't get the "Doomed" one, but the boat one is "Jaws".

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"They're at the Caaaaa-a-a-a-- the Ccaaaaa, the caaacaca "

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"you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

I know who said it, and I know the series of films, but I forget which film.. was it the first one in the series?
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I know who said it, and I know the series of films, but I forget which film.. was it the first one in the series?
Here is the entire quote, you will remember



"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "
I remember the entire movie. LOL. I see the guy laying on the dock, I see that it's the same guy from Hellraiser... I just didn't want to fuck it up for someone that actually remembered the proper title. I know it's Clint Eastwood, I know it's from Dirty Harry.. I just didn't know which one.

I know it's the first one I remember watching with my old man as a kid, and remembering that line, I just didn't know if it was "Dirty Harry" or like "Dirty Harry: Sudden Impact" I think Sudden Impact is when he says " go ahead, make my day."
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No on Stripes. ADG got it right, Mad Max... actually.. it's from "The Road Warrior", but we're not gonna split hairs here.

And the boat one is too easy seeing as how you're a pirate and all. Jaws.
You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!

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Didn't get the "Doomed" one, but the boat one is "Jaws".

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I almost posted that exact quote but did the Grosse Point Blank one instead. Gotta love Kevin Kline in that movie. "Don't call me stupid".
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Fuuuuck, I thinK I know this.. "PhoneBooth" from the scene where the hooker is yelling at him about breaking her dick hand?
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I remember the entire movie. LOL. I see the guy laying on the dock, I see that it's the same guy from Hellraiser... I just didn't want to fuck it up for someone that actually remembered the proper title. I know it's Clint Eastwood, I know it's from Dirty Harry.. I just didn't know which one.

I know it's the first one I remember watching with my old man as a kid, and remembering that line, I just didn't know if it was "Dirty Harry" or like "Dirty Harry: Sudden Impact" I think Sudden Impact is when he says " go ahead, make my day."
It was from the first one, Dirty Harry 1972
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I'm pretty sure it's Saturday Night Fever.

Here's another good one...

"YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!"
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I'm pretty sure it's Saturday Night Fever.

Here's another good one...

"YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!"
Harlem Nights.

My favorite scene in that film is the opening scene where that guy is all pissed off about the kid being in the room when he rolls dice. The dude says he has bad luck with kids, Then after he looses and tries to stab Sugar Ray and the kid shoots him in the head, Sugar Ray looks at the young Quick and says.... "Damn, I guess he does have bad luck with kids"



ok, here's an easy one:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
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Harlem Nights.

My favorite scene in that film is the opening scene where that guy is all pissed off about the kid being in the room when he rolls dice. The dude says he has bad luck with kids, Then after he looses and tries to stab Sugar Ray and the kid shoots him in the head, Sugar Ray looks at the young Quick and says.... "Damn, I guess he does have bad luck with kids"



ok, here's an easy one:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

Marlon Brando in The God Father
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Wrong, this is who said that

Al Pacino "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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Harlem Nights.

My favorite scene in that film is the opening scene where that guy is all pissed off about the kid being in the room when he rolls dice. The dude says he has bad luck with kids, Then after he looses and tries to stab Sugar Ray and the kid shoots him in the head, Sugar Ray looks at the young Quick and says.... "Damn, I guess he does have bad luck with kids"
I know, he tells the kid to get the fuck out of there before he kicks his ass and the kid says, You ain't kickin' shit. That movie's got so many great scenes and lines in it and the fight in the alley is classic too.
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Wrong, this is who said that

Al Pacino "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Actually you were right both times. They both say it.
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I'm pretty sure it's Saturday Night Fever.

Here's another good one...

"YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!"
Yup.

Last one for me before bed...

If you wanna wun awound, chasing women and dwinking their beer that's fine, just don't make me look like an a-hole in the pwocess.

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Yup.

Last one for me before bed...

If you wanna wun awound, chasing women and dwinking their beer that's fine, just don't make me look like an a-hole in the pwocess.

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Madeline Khan in Blazing saddles? Sounds like her.
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This maybe a little more difficult


Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a Convertible on public highways.
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Funny accent in that one, but nope...

Another hint:

Look kid. You're a loser. Your parents had to pay grown men to come and play with you today, because kids collectively, on a whole, think you suck.

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Funny accent in that one, but nope...

Another hint:

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Damn. Bad Santa? lol, sounds like something he'd say.
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Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a Convertible on public highways.

I'm stumped on this one.
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ok, last one for me as well.. might as well make it a fun one:

Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking higway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.


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This maybe a little more difficult


Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a Convertible on public highways.
G-o-o-o-o-d Morning Vietnam!!!

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

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G-o-o-o-o-d Morning Vietnam!!!

And for you:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

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ok, last one for me as well.. might as well make it a fun one:

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Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking higway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.


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Now this is a difficult one no idea
One more quote...same movie and character:

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

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G-o-o-o-o-d Morning Vietnam!!!

And for you:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

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Dr. EVIL!!

I worked on a movie with Dana Carvey and he claims that Mike Myers stole that character from him. Dana said he would impersonate Lorne Michaels and that Mike Myers would laugh his ass off, then he would copy Dana and started doing Dr. Evil as an impersonation of Dana's Lorne impersonation.
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Madeline Khan in Blazing saddles? Sounds like her.
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Damn. Bad Santa? lol, sounds like something he'd say.
One more exchange from one of my favorite "B" movie comedies of all time:

Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?

I had to go to the bathroom.

On my head?

Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

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Can I call a friend or ask the audience for help I have no idea
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One more exchange from one of my favorite "B" movie comedies of all time:

Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?

I had to go to the bathroom.

On my head?

Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.

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I dunno if I ever saw this, I thought I had it on Blazing Saddles, I knew I had it on Bad Santa, now I know I never saw it.



here's my last one.. then I'm off.

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Dr. EVIL!!

I worked on a movie with Dana Carvey and he claims that Mike Myers stole that character from him. Dana said he would impersonate Lorne Michaels and that Mike Myers would laugh his ass off, then he would copy Dana and started doing Dr. Evil as an impersonation of Dana's Lorne impersonation.
It's too bad that Dana Carvey is not as visible as he once was. He is a great comedian, and by accounts of friends that know him (he grew up in the Bay Area), he's a really nice guy. I think the heart surgery messed him up and slowed him down.

Dana quotes:

That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

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I dunno if I ever saw this, I thought I had it on Blazing Saddles, I knew I had it on Bad Santa, now I know I never saw it.



here's my last one.. then I'm off.

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And to answer yours, Full Metal Jacket. Lots of great lines in that one.

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I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.

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This sounds like another Woody Allen film, but I bet it's not. Damn, now I wanna see either Deconstructing Harry, or Road Warrior.
Its from Deuce Bigalow...

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Its from Deuce Bigalow...

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Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.


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Rib Joint Customer: Ya got any soda?
Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.


im gonna get you sucker. dunno who played the customer but hammer was issac hayes,

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Russ Tyler: And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse: Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!
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