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08-18-2002, 12:19 PM
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Anyone know the difference between a hair and a hare?
One you get cut, the other you shoot for dinner!
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08-18-2002, 12:22 PM
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I love jokes, too.
So.... You know any? |
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08-18-2002, 12:25 PM
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what do you call a fish with two knees?
a Two-Knee-Fish |
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08-18-2002, 12:34 PM
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08-18-2002, 12:39 PM
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bah-rump-bump!
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08-18-2002, 12:40 PM
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aka K-Man
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i feel cheated
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08-18-2002, 01:05 PM
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Jokes? Eh? Where are the jokes??
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08-18-2002, 01:07 PM
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08-18-2002, 01:21 PM
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Ok, here's one. (WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!) (WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!) (WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!) What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? Give up? The little girl in the trunk of my car! (I told you, if you can't take a joke, since this is OBVIOUSLY just to shock people, then you should have read the warning!) |
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08-18-2002, 01:45 PM
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08-18-2002, 02:53 PM
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What do you call a Fly without wings ?
A Walk ... 
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08-18-2002, 03:46 PM
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Mining for Porn!
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08-18-2002, 05:27 PM
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What's 3 feet long and fucks chickens?
An axe... |
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08-18-2002, 05:41 PM
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08-18-2002, 09:23 PM
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08-18-2002, 09:28 PM
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says.
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08-18-2002, 09:28 PM
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Q. What do you get when you cross-bred a kangaroo with a sheep?
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08-18-2002, 09:57 PM
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08-19-2002, 01:50 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Two baby seals walk into a club...
Jak |
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08-19-2002, 02:47 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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08-19-2002, 03:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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08-19-2002, 09:38 AM
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A behaviorist psychologist is on an elevator. Another behaviorist gets on, looks at him, and says, "You're fine. How am I?"
Three statisticians are out elk hunting without much luck. Finally, they spot a big bull elk. The first statistician takes his shot. It flies over the bull's back. The bull's head pops up and he looks around. "Let me try," says the second statistician. His shot flies under the elk's belly. The third statistician starts jumping up and down yelling, "We got him! We got him!"
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08-19-2002, 10:40 AM
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my favorite
what's worse than finding 6 dead babies in a garbage can? finding 1 dead baby in 6 cans.
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