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Cement Head

08-18-2002 12:19 PM

Anyone know the difference between a hair and a hare?

One you get cut, the other you shoot for dinner!

:Graucho

I love jokes.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FATPad

08-18-2002 12:22 PM

I love jokes, too.

So....

You know any?

roseyrid

08-18-2002 12:25 PM

what do you call a fish with two knees?

a Two-Knee-Fish :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HomeGrown

08-18-2002 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
I love jokes, too.

So....

You know any?

LOL :1orglaugh

Steve

08-18-2002 12:39 PM

bah-rump-bump!
CRASH!

kmanrox

08-18-2002 12:40 PM

i feel cheated

Beastiepoo

08-18-2002 01:05 PM

Jokes? Eh? Where are the jokes??

Kris	08-18-2002 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Jokes? Eh? Where are the jokes??

well now that you're here....

Cement Head

08-18-2002 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
bah-rump-bump!
CRASH!

hehe

Ok, here's one.

(WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!)

(WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!)

(WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!)

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

Give up?

The little girl in the trunk of my car!

(I told you, if you can't take a joke, since this is OBVIOUSLY just to shock people, then you should have read the warning!)

klik	08-18-2002 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cement Head

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

Give up?

The little girl in the trunk of my car!

LOL... now thats funny... but the others really suck.

boldy

08-18-2002 02:53 PM

What do you call a Fly without wings ?

A Walk ... :stoned

matty

08-18-2002 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
I love jokes, too.

So....

You know any?

muhahahhahahaa

volante

08-18-2002 05:27 PM

What's 3 feet long and fucks chickens?

An axe...

chodadog

08-18-2002 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cement Head

hehe

Ok, here's one.

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

.....

(I told you, if you can't take a joke, since this is OBVIOUSLY just to shock people, then you should have read the warning!)

Dude, that just wasn't funny. And i'm not saying that for the obvious reason. The joke, was just lame. The punchline fucking sucks. You just wasted 10 seconds of my life.

Daymare

08-18-2002 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
What's 3 feet long and fucks chickens?

An axe...

LOL

richard

08-18-2002 09:28 PM

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says.

"you know how to drive this thing?"

:)

Sticks

08-18-2002 09:28 PM

Q. What do you get when you cross-bred a kangaroo with a sheep?

A. A woolly jumper.

Daymare

08-18-2002 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sticks
Q. What do you get when you cross-bred a kangaroo with a sheep?

Excuse me, but what that a joke?

A. A woolly jumper.

:glugglug

Jak	08-19-2002 01:50 AM

Two baby seals walk into a club...

Jak

pornJester

08-19-2002 02:47 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hahmike

08-19-2002 03:22 AM

to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

UnseenWorld

08-19-2002 09:38 AM

A behaviorist psychologist is on an elevator. Another behaviorist gets on, looks at him, and says, "You're fine. How am I?"

Three statisticians are out elk hunting without much luck. Finally, they spot a big bull elk. The first statistician takes his shot. It flies over the bull's back. The bull's head pops up and he looks around. "Let me try," says the second statistician. His shot flies under the elk's belly. The third statistician starts jumping up and down yelling, "We got him! We got him!"

foe	08-19-2002 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete

Because you where chasing it with cock in hand?

:1orglaugh

salsbury

08-19-2002 10:40 AM

my favorite

what's worse than finding 6 dead babies in a garbage can?

finding 1 dead baby in 6 cans.

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