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8.8.8.8
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Got rejected by some chick at Mc Donalds ... :(
its been a long time since ive asked a girl to do anything ...
so tonight, well this morning i saw this hot chick working at the cash... so i came back after i finished eating and i said, you want to hangout sometime? she said "no"... ![]() then i said, do you have a boyfriend, and she replies yes... oh well.. next time ![]() .................if only she knew i was madawgz at gfy... ![]()
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you ask chicks from mcd ?
![]() ![]() go for the burger king chicks. they all love to smoke poles
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yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick
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she doesn't have a boyfriend, that was just an excuse
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So Fucking Banned
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You did it all wrong. You should have flopped out your cock right on to the counter and said, "Suck my fat and juicy cock you filthy gutter whore! Then when you are done I want you to tongue fuck my unwiped, shit stained, sweaty asshole until it is completely clean you cum guzzling cock holster."
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Troll Patrol
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You really should have mentioned your gfy post count, that surely would have gotten you at least a date. Squishypimp's love life really took off after he reached 10k posts here, thats why you hardly see him posting here anymore.
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You need this guy:
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ohhhh you should have went in a few times stalked her and used a line like
"Baby you want to Mchang Out sometime" If they laugh you play it of like it was funny... if they get mad you just say " just trying to bring a smile to that sweet face you have" and don't give up on her she will be there and keep making the moves
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No, he should have used the cuddle hustle.
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That seems like a new low lol.
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you mean normally you can have any girl working in McDonalds immediately?
I never tried, but I'll keep it in mind when I feel lonely one evening will go buy a burger and come back home with a hottie ![]()
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im off to sleep, read the fresh replies in the morning
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you suck. So do maccas chics. You really suck. haha.
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Fuck McDonald chicks...
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Workin With The Devil
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well odds are if she was hot she probably did have a boyfriend.. how many hot chicks in the USA don't?
now if you were to try the same thing in Eastern Europe for example....... American woman are pure trash. They are bottom of the barrel. Don't bother with them. In fact , just yesterday I had a new stove installed and the stove guy was even complaining about American chicks.
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lol I swear I think Madawgz is a Juicy Links board personality
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ewwww - the macdonaklds girls i see are all fugly.
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nah, i seen some hot girls at Mc'd's.
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maybe her bf is ronald! lol
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"Wanna hang out sometime?"
Jesus... put yourself in her position... why would she answer anything other than "no" to that? |
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Gotta work on the sales skills man.
Qualify the prospect first - "If you don't mind me asking, do you have a boyfriend?" Yes - "Is he treating you like you think he should? 'Cause I would love to treat you right." No - "So then you wouldn't object to going out with me the next night you have free, would you?" All of life is sales man.... |
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You're a small kid so this doesn't work for you......but the line....If you
scream I fucking kill you always works for me
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its a numbers game
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try burger king
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too cool for highschool
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You should have told her what yout postcount is
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Don't you watch porn? All the hot chicks are single. Most of them are virgins too. And those who aren't virgins are mothers.
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yo man the girls there ARE FUCKING COCKY
i fucking love it tho.. i pulled up there once in a bmw and i asked the girl for her number, shes like its already on it.. so im like that was fucking easy we call it 2 min later and it was the number to the damn mcdeez good thing Chris M works there and at his house last week all the mcdeez girls were there. they were fucking HOT man.. i almost had one in the bag but found out my friend is tapping her so outa respect i didnt make my move |
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boots are my religion
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oh shit she has seen his nick
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So Fucking Banned
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You should have said, "Lets get outta here, my secret sauce is better."
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When he was like 16, my buddy rolled to like 15 different mcdonalds ordering a water at the drive through to try to pick up girls haha
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