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Originally Posted by The Walrus
You did it all wrong. You should have flopped out your cock right on to the counter and said, "Suck my fat and juicy cock you filthy gutter whore! Then when you are done I want you to tongue fuck my unwiped, shit stained, sweaty asshole until it is completely clean you cum guzzling cock holster."
Works like a charm everytime  |
i wish it worked that way
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Originally Posted by lazycash
You really should have mentioned your gfy post count, that surely would have gotten you at least a date. Squishypimp's love life really took off after he reached 10k posts here, thats why you hardly see him posting here anymore.
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hahhahaa
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Originally Posted by notabook
You need this guy:
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yeah that would help lol
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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs
ohhhh you should have went in a few times stalked her and used a line like
"Baby you want to Mchang Out sometime" If they laugh you play it of like it was funny... if they get mad you just say " just trying to bring a smile to that sweet face you have"
and don't give up on her she will be there and keep making the moves
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thats some good advice