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04-21-2007, 06:14 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Hey guys......Lets talk about your women.....
How does she treat you? What kind of things does she do for you?
Is it all in the bedroom, back seat, mom's couch......Or other things too? Can she cook? Clean? Suck cock? (I know...) Entertain guests.....(Not that way you twisted fucks) Tell us bout yo biatches. |
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04-21-2007, 06:16 PM
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Workin With The Devil
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Mine usually wakes up around 6am to go to work, She tells me she is driving a bus in Portland, Im getting worried, when she comes home she keeps calling me aaron ;)
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04-21-2007, 06:16 PM
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I guarantee it
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I love your sig.
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04-21-2007, 06:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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There is only one women in my life - my sweet white haired old mum......
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04-21-2007, 06:17 PM
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I need a beer
 
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She's a lazy twat..time to dump her
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04-21-2007, 06:19 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That's because you're an asshole. |
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04-21-2007, 06:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-21-2007, 06:22 PM
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 male thread, time for me to get out of here |
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04-21-2007, 06:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-21-2007, 06:23 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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For starters......You're posting in my thread. |
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04-21-2007, 06:23 PM
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North Coast Pimp
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My wife is perfect...
She does get moddy sometimes like all women, but for the most part she is right on the money... Anything I tell her to do she does with out second guessing me everytime... She is not the best cook honestly... Though she gets better everyday! She always keep things clean... She has the sound up a empty can, or cup down to a science, it never sits for more then a few seconds.. She sucks a hellified cock and swallows every last drop... And keeping guest entertained is not a problem  |
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04-21-2007, 06:26 PM
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I guarantee it
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04-21-2007, 06:27 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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You run out of pills again? |
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04-21-2007, 06:27 PM
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04-21-2007, 06:29 PM
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North Coast Pimp
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04-21-2007, 06:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You must be confusing me for Amputate Your Head. I'm not on meds......Although my shrinks all tell me I should be. |
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04-21-2007, 06:32 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-21-2007, 06:35 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Take the pills anyway - I couldn't function without them. |
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04-21-2007, 06:39 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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It's easy to confuse the two of us but here's how you can tell us apart.... He looks like a fag in this pic and I look like a fat ass.  |
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04-21-2007, 06:40 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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you've met mine
She's an awesome cook, she cleans well, and a great hostess when we have guests. As for the bedroom, I prefer to keep that in the bedroom She's also been a pretty damned good nurse the couple of times I've needed it. |
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04-21-2007, 06:43 PM
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see you later, I'm gone
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My wife is perfect and she is my total enabler to boot
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04-21-2007, 06:44 PM
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Make STACK$
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i like my women
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04-21-2007, 07:02 PM
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Old school
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My wife (Furious_Female), simply rocks
Bedroom mostly.. but we do love hotels too, lol.. I think we've done it in every state down the east coast O_O She's also not afraid to be a little crazy, as me for I cant help being crazy so it works out beautifully. She cooks, she cleans, she sings, she dances, she does anything I ask and I do anything she asks. Like Christopher Titus would say, She's like a swiss army wife
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04-21-2007, 07:05 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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None here....
WG
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04-21-2007, 07:07 PM
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lurker
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she is my best friend, my business partner, she does laundry, I do the cleaning and she is a great cook.
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04-28-2007, 01:57 AM
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Registered User
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sexy is as sexy does
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04-28-2007, 03:40 AM
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mine is a fresh lass (aint been together long) but...
she can't cook for shit (I do all the cooking) she works so she brings in money shes got a big bangin ass sucks cock regularly (much more than I return the favour...) and swallows each drop shes got OCD with cleaning, so i never ever have to worry about tidying up when we have guests round she gets rat arsed! Shes one moody biatch but, that just keeps me on my toes all in all, she's a keeper
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04-28-2007, 03:41 AM
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Retired
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I had a damned good women.. and then I fucked up
damn... I miss her
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04-28-2007, 04:41 AM
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Mellanie, as you well know Aaron, is all of that and more.
My life does not suck. At all. ;-0
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04-28-2007, 04:49 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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she gave birth to my son and will give birth to his brother soon - so she is perfect
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