Hey guys......Lets talk about your women.....
 

How does she treat you? What kind of things does she do for you?


Is it all in the bedroom, back seat, mom's couch......Or other things too?


Can she cook?
Clean?
Suck cock? (I know...)
Entertain guests.....(Not that way you twisted fucks)

Tell us bout yo biatches.

Mine usually wakes up around 6am to go to work, She tells me she is driving a bus in Portland, Im getting worried, when she comes home she keeps calling me aaron ;)

I love your sig.

There is only one women in my life - my sweet white haired old mum......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She's a lazy twat..time to dump her

That's because you're an asshole.

Ahhhh..... Aaron - what did I do to deserve that?

:error :error male thread, time for me to get out of here

Trust me - you are wrong on all counts......

For starters......You're posting in my thread.

My wife is perfect...

She does get moddy sometimes like all women, but for the most part she is right on the money...


Anything I tell her to do she does with out second guessing me everytime...


She is not the best cook honestly... Though she gets better everyday!

She always keep things clean... She has the sound up a empty can, or cup down to a science, it never sits for more then a few seconds..

She sucks a hellified cock and swallows every last drop...

And keeping guest entertained is not a problem :)

So what do you do

lol - Aaron's having a 'moment'.

You run out of pills again?

Mine treats me extremely well, she cooks like nobody's business, cleans, sucks cock like a pro (swallows to boot), great hostess (as you've experienced first hand). I got lucky with mine.

Give her some beef on request :winkwink:

You must be confusing me for Amputate Your Head.

I'm not on meds......Although my shrinks all tell me I should be.

Mine only eats chicken and pork. :disgust

Damn - you are right - I wonder why I always get you 2 confused?

Take the pills anyway - I couldn't function without them.

It's easy to confuse the two of us but here's how you can tell us apart....

He looks like a fag in this pic and I look like a fat ass.

http://ampcontent.com/pics/DearMom001.jpg

you've met mine

She's an awesome cook, she cleans well, and a great hostess when we have guests.

As for the bedroom, I prefer to keep that in the bedroom :)

She's also been a pretty damned good nurse the couple of times I've needed it.

My wife is perfect and she is my total enabler to boot:thumbsup

i like my women

My wife (Furious_Female), simply rocks :)

Bedroom mostly.. but we do love hotels too, lol.. I think we've done it in every state down the east coast O_O

She's also not afraid to be a little crazy, as me for I cant help being crazy so it works out beautifully.

She cooks, she cleans, she sings, she dances, she does anything I ask and I do anything she asks.

Like Christopher Titus would say, She's like a swiss army wife :)

None here....
WG

she is my best friend, my business partner, she does laundry, I do the cleaning and she is a great cook.

sexy is as sexy does

mine is a fresh lass (aint been together long) but...

she can't cook for shit (I do all the cooking)
she works so she brings in money
shes got a big bangin ass
sucks cock regularly (much more than I return the favour...) and swallows each drop
shes got OCD with cleaning, so i never ever have to worry about tidying up
when we have guests round she gets rat arsed!
Shes one moody biatch but, that just keeps me on my toes :)

all in all, she's a keeper :thumbsup

I had a damned good women.. and then I fucked up

damn... I miss her

Mellanie, as you well know Aaron, is all of that and more.

My life does not suck.

At all.

;-0

she gave birth to my son and will give birth to his brother soon - so she is perfect :thumbsup