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eMonk · 04-22-2007, 03:20 PM

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
- Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time.
- Lower back pain
- Stress / Anxiety
- Thinning hair / Hair Loss
- Soft / Weak Erection
- Premature Ejaculation
- Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
- Groin / Testicular Pain
- Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

D · 04-22-2007, 04:03 PM

You left no option for those of us with women (or men) in our lives to take care of most of that stress for us.

I masturbate maybe once or twice a month... otherwise, I heed an old adage I once heard about the trick to maintaining a healthy relationship: keep your hands out of your pocket.

SexualDragon · 04-22-2007, 04:59 PM

I am masterbating right now!

stickyfingerz · 04-22-2007, 05:10 PM

Well wifey is 8 months almost 9 preggo atm, so at least once a day to clear the pipes... lol

seven · 04-22-2007, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Well wifey is 8 months almost 9 preggo atm, so at least once a day to clear the pipes... lol

lol.. i remember those days

Silly Guy · 04-22-2007, 05:52 PM

masturbation is good for peope who are single....keeps them in training

Kinky John · 04-22-2007, 05:54 PM

i just cut down, save some seed for the mrs

CDSmith · 04-22-2007, 06:22 PM

I can't think of a time when I've ever wanted to ask another man this question.

Why would I care what other dipshits do with their trouser trouts?

Mr Pheer · 04-22-2007, 06:25 PM

Wired Guy beats off more than three times a day

no wonder he's fuckin wired

quibble.cute · 04-22-2007, 06:26 PM

I do it twice a week, on the average... I can't imagine doing it more often...

nikooo · 04-25-2007, 02:33 AM

Two times enough for day.................

VicD · 04-25-2007, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

I am masterbating right now!

View Poll Results: How Many Times Do You Masturbate?
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04-22-2007, 03:20 PM	#1
eMonk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,310	How Many Times Do You Masturbate? Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. The side effects of such changes to the body include: - Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time. - Lower back pain - Stress / Anxiety - Thinning hair / Hair Loss - Soft / Weak Erection - Premature Ejaculation - Eye floaters or fuzzy vision - Groin / Testicular Pain - Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

04-22-2007, 04:03 PM	#2
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	You left no option for those of us with women (or men) in our lives to take care of most of that stress for us. I masturbate maybe once or twice a month... otherwise, I heed an old adage I once heard about the trick to maintaining a healthy relationship: keep your hands out of your pocket. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

04-22-2007, 04:59 PM	#3
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04-22-2007, 06:22 PM	#8
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04-22-2007, 05:10 PM	#4
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Well wifey is 8 months almost 9 preggo atm, so at least once a day to clear the pipes... lol

04-22-2007, 05:52 PM	#6
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04-25-2007, 02:33 AM	#11
nikooo Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,199	Two times enough for day................. __________________ ----- Blog Themes for $49 ----- ------ INSTANT DELIVERY ------