GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   How Many Times Do You Masturbate? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=726618)

eMonk 04-22-2007 03:20 PM

How Many Times Do You Masturbate?
 
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
- Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time.
- Lower back pain
- Stress / Anxiety
- Thinning hair / Hair Loss
- Soft / Weak Erection
- Premature Ejaculation
- Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
- Groin / Testicular Pain
- Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

D 04-22-2007 04:03 PM

You left no option for those of us with women (or men) in our lives to take care of most of that stress for us.

I masturbate maybe once or twice a month... otherwise, I heed an old adage I once heard about the trick to maintaining a healthy relationship: keep your hands out of your pocket. :)

SexualDragon 04-22-2007 04:59 PM

I am masterbating right now!

stickyfingerz 04-22-2007 05:10 PM

Well wifey is 8 months almost 9 preggo atm, so at least once a day to clear the pipes... lol :love2suck

seven 04-22-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12295791)
Well wifey is 8 months almost 9 preggo atm, so at least once a day to clear the pipes... lol :love2suck

lol.. i remember those days

Silly Guy 04-22-2007 05:52 PM

masturbation is good for peope who are single....keeps them in training

Kinky John 04-22-2007 05:54 PM

i just cut down, save some seed for the mrs

CDSmith 04-22-2007 06:22 PM

I can't think of a time when I've ever wanted to ask another man this question.

Why would I care what other dipshits do with their trouser trouts?

Mr Pheer 04-22-2007 06:25 PM

Wired Guy beats off more than three times a day :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no wonder he's fuckin wired :winkwink:

quibble.cute 04-22-2007 06:26 PM

I do it twice a week, on the average... I can't imagine doing it more often...

nikooo 04-25-2007 02:33 AM

Two times enough for day.................

VicD 04-25-2007 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 12295744)
I am masterbating right now!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:31 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123