Girl survives Columbine and VT massacres - GoFuckYourself.com

GigoloMason · 04-19-2007, 01:32 PM

To be given an honorary Ph.D. in ducking. <3 Fark

Seriosuly though I think I'm going to find out where she gets a job after school and not go within 500 ft of the building

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18173672/?duck=true

Would also like to point out -------------------^
Clearly someone has a sense of humor!

ADL Josh · 04-19-2007, 01:35 PM

damn, that's crazy!!

PR_Sebas · 04-19-2007, 01:43 PM

wow... talk about lucky... she better thank God everyday...

aico · 04-19-2007, 01:44 PM

Hope she doesn't end up working at the Post Office.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-19-2007, 01:50 PM

Glad she okay but it does sound a bit like the lady in Murder She Wrote where you would think people would notice that wherever she goes murder happens.

SxDx · 04-19-2007, 01:52 PM

wow, i wouldn't want to marry her. seems like that shit follows her around

Dirty F · 04-19-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

wow... talk about lucky... she better thank God everyday...

Then why does god let her go to those 2 schools in the first place? Or that suddenly isnt gods work? How does that work exactly?

punker barbie · 04-19-2007, 01:55 PM

I bet she has serious mental issues for the rest of her life.

tony286 · 04-19-2007, 01:56 PM

She is like the guy who worked in the engine room of four of the greatest ship disasters and lived including the titanic.

VoteForPedro · 04-19-2007, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Hope she doesn't end up working at the Post Office.

Trax · 04-19-2007, 02:16 PM

massacres ?

Drake · 04-19-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Hope she doesn't end up working at the Post Office.

Phoenix · 04-19-2007, 02:36 PM

shes hot...id like to shoot on her...hardy har har

_Richard_ · 04-19-2007, 02:39 PM

at least she wasn't directly involved with both! jesus!

Pleasurepays · 04-19-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Then why does god let her go to those 2 schools in the first place? Or that suddenly isnt gods work? How does that work exactly?

or one might ask... should those that got shot be pissed at god? i get really confused as well, in gods role in tragedy and survival

Grapesoda · 04-19-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason

To be given an honorary Ph.D. in ducking. <3 Fark

Seriosuly though I think I'm going to find out where she gets a job after school and not go within 500 ft of the building

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18173672/?duck=true

Would also like to point out -------------------^
Clearly someone has a sense of humor!

no shit on both counts . .. wonder if some lawyer is gonna start crying about the link

Grapesoda · 04-19-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

She is like the guy who worked in the engine room of four of the greatest ship disasters and lived including the titanic.

where did ya read that one?

Grapesoda · 04-19-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

I bet she has serious mental issues for the rest of her life.

think she's get a carry permit? I sure would . .

Vendot · 04-19-2007, 03:25 PM

I wouldnt want to FUCK her though, id be worried that someone would shot me dead before i shot my load

IllTestYourGirls · 04-19-2007, 04:12 PM

I wouldnt hire her.....someone going postal is the next step

LiveDose · 04-19-2007, 04:13 PM

Talk about having a guardian angel...

LittleSassy · 04-19-2007, 04:31 PM

she's invincible...! (o_0)

Ssv · 04-19-2007, 05:38 PM

she is lucky

Pete-KT · 04-19-2007, 05:41 PM

She is lucky but that sucks that she has had to experience that twice now

bhutocracy · 04-19-2007, 06:05 PM

meh. She was never in the line of fire.. there are 25,000 students at VT.. meaning she had a 99.872% chance of "miraculously surviving" - Not exactly something that requires a guardian angel.
Also given the sheer number of students , it's not exactly highly statistically unlikely you're going to have at least one student from one school there. She was in highschool... she had to go to university somewhere along with hundreds of others from her school.

04-20-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

I bet she has serious mental issues for the rest of her life.

yea that's what we like to refer to as 'damaged goods'

g$$$ · 04-20-2007, 10:42 AM

beeyotch should join the FBI

Wizzo · 04-20-2007, 10:51 AM

If there ever was someone that needed to carry a handgun... haha

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