Getting Back At Kids - GoFuckYourself.com

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 06:58 PM

Hi,

I have an office suite which is located downstairs in an executive suite complex (so I have a skylight which is on the ground level) and after hours (8-10pm) I have these fucking annoying kids who come and keep knocking on my skylight windows.

I've scared them off before by using my car alarm and by running after them but they keep coming back and annoying the fuck out of me. I need some suggestions on how to get these bastards to stop.

Calling the police for trespassing seems too childish and I can understand their kids, I don't want to fuck up their lives by getting them a record, I just want them to stop. Anybody got some suggestions?

WG

thechink · 08-15-2002, 07:00 PM

well if they are bugging the shit outta you then either pay some kid to beat the shit out of one or call the cops.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 07:00 PM

Kill them.

TDF · 08-15-2002, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Kill them.

damn..stole my line

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 07:02 PM

Corner them, threaten to rape and murder them and bury them in the woods. All the while rubbing a raging woodie.

The cops will never believe them and I assure you they wont come back.

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:03 PM

I thought about that... I once was able to catch one of them as they ran away. Problem is, what do you say/do, I can't hit them or they'll just tell their parents and get the police to come after me.

Then again, they are annoying the fuck out of me here and I would LOVE to hit a few of them. Little kids have a tendency to tell parents though...

Any ways, if I can't find a solution, police it is but it seems like such a harsh thing to do. Sure they're pissing me off, but to the point where I need to get police involved? Seems a bit too extreme.

Send suggestions!

WG

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 07:03 PM

Gay sex. Have gay sex under that skylight. It will scare them right the hell away. No shit.

roseyrid · 08-15-2002, 07:04 PM

get some sort of that skunk piss...i think hunters use it for something. But supposedly it smells like shit....pour it all over the skylight and when they bang on it, they are gonna smell like shit and will hopefully stay away.

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Corner them, threaten to rape and murder them and bury them in the woods. All the while rubbing a raging woodie.

The cops will never believe them and I assure you they wont come back.

Well, if people know I'm in the adult business (neighbouring businesses do) then I think those kids could convince cops and land some serious jail time for that!

WG

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Gay sex. Have gay sex under that skylight. It will scare them right the hell away. No shit.

I'd rather kill them and take the jail time then have gay sex. Besides, I'm in the middle of a business complex, having sex is not that easy to do :-)

WG

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by roseyatrid
get some sort of that skunk piss...i think hunters use it for something. But supposedly it smells like shit....pour it all over the skylight and when they bang on it, they are gonna smell like shit and will hopefully stay away.

That's not a bad idea, I'd rather land that shit on the kids directly though, don't want to scare customers away from where I work :-)

WG

TDF · 08-15-2002, 07:06 PM

release the hounds..

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

I'd rather kill them and take the jail time then have gay sex. Besides, I'm in the middle of a business complex, having sex is not that easy to do :-)

WG

Come on! Who here hasn't had sex at work...

And yeah, I wouldn't actually have gay sex myself either... So get someone else to do it. Just make sure its right undert he skylight, and that the lighting is good. Maybe get some sound equipment so you can up the volume of their grunting once you see the kids. (Or use a recording of straight sex to tempt them there in the first place.)

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Come on! Who here hasn't had sex at work...

Why do you think I want to get rid of them, they are ruining my mojo for having sex under the skylight :-)

I even got the best chair in my office which lets the girl straddle on, but that's a story for another post :-)

WG

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

Why do you think I want to get rid of them, they are ruining my mojo for having sex under the skylight :-)

I even got the best chair in my office which lets the girl straddle on, but that's a story for another post :-)

WG

Ah. I have the answer.

Get some stage blood, or make some. Get yur girl naked, and have her sit in an akward position in the chair. Splash her with stage blood. Put a knife on the table. Then fuck the living daylights out of her.

Now, the next bit is important. When they start to freak out and run away, you have to have your girl stand up and act really happy and normal and un-stabbed. That way, they are still freaked out, but they don't tell people you killed her. They will just wonder what the fuck happened.

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Ah. I have the answer.

Get some stage blood, or make some. Get yur girl naked, and have her sit in an akward position in the chair. Splash her with stage blood. Put a knife on the table. Then fuck the living daylights out of her.

Now, the next bit is important. When they start to freak out and run away, you have to have your girl stand up and act really happy and normal and un-stabbed. That way, they are still freaked out, but they don't tell people you killed her. They will just wonder what the fuck happened.

We broke up a long time ago so she may not be willing anymore... Besides that, what will my other office mates think of a blood filled office :-)

WG

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Ah. I have the answer.

Get some stage blood, or make some. Get yur girl naked, and have her sit in an akward position in the chair. Splash her with stage blood. Put a knife on the table. Then fuck the living daylights out of her.

Now, the next bit is important. When they start to freak out and run away, you have to have your girl stand up and act really happy and normal and un-stabbed. That way, they are still freaked out, but they don't tell people you killed her. They will just wonder what the fuck happened.

Smegma · 08-15-2002, 07:20 PM

Super Soaker 500 and Piss

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

We broke up a long time ago so she may not be willing anymore... Besides that, what will my other office mates think of a blood filled office :-)

WG

Thought you wanted to clear the kids out to get back to your office sex?

As for the blood... Hey, keep your officemates guessing. Be coy about it, don't say anything. Raise your eyebrows at your new girl, preferably leave a little of it on her clothes.... That sort of thing... Create a freaky little mystery.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 07:21 PM

WAIT!

You are in Canada correct?

Like crosses to a Vampire...

books.

Show them books.

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Thought you wanted to clear the kids out to get back to your office sex?

If I had a girl, I wouldn't have so much anger in me all the time :-)

Any hot girls that live in my area want to help relieve some anxiety I'm having, feel free to call me or help me out with my office problems :-)

WG

alias · 08-15-2002, 07:30 PM

whitewash the skylight so that it is opaque and they can not see you, the novelty will wear off

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by alias
whitewash the skylight so that it is opaque and they can not see you, the novelty will wear off

I don't own the property, just lease it. Landlord would be in for a nice shock :-)

WG

Juilioso · 08-15-2002, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by thechink
well if they are bugging the shit outta you then either pay some kid to beat the shit out of one

For Sure, pay some kid 50 bucks to beat the shit out of one or even a couple of them

thechink · 08-15-2002, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Juilioso

For Sure, pay some kid 50 bucks to beat the shit out of one or even a couple of them

another street wise person in the group.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 10:12 PM

anyone who calls themselves "street wise" is not "street wise" and watches too many cop shows.

thechink · 08-15-2002, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
anyone who calls themselves "street wise" is not "street wise" and watches too many cop shows.

oh, I forgot. you know everthng.

dirtyone · 08-15-2002, 10:19 PM

make an example out of one of them..... shoot em'

I dont think the will bother you any more

WiredGuy · 08-15-2002, 10:22 PM

How about some ideas that won't land me in jail or will permanently harm them? I mean we all did our thing that annoyed the hell out of someone as a kid, I just want them to bugger off and annoy someone else. Killing, multilating and hurting the kids is out...

WG

cool1 · 08-15-2002, 10:29 PM

Just ignore them
they will eventually go away

michaelw · 08-15-2002, 10:32 PM

just call the cops - give those fuckers a record

Kris · 08-15-2002, 10:36 PM

ok, you're running after them, but then you think it's too childish to call the cops? they probably love the fact they're fucking with you... call the cops and teach the fucks a lesson...

Sly_RJ · 08-15-2002, 10:40 PM

Give the shits a record. You'll be doing them a huge favor. Maybe they'll straighten out instead of being a menace to society in 5 years.

When kids don't have parents, you need to step up and teach the brats the ropes.

matty · 08-15-2002, 10:44 PM

Let them do it.

By you chasing them, it basically gives them reason to do it again, for the thrill.

Let them do it, it will get old and they wont do it anymore.

<EDIT>

Reading this post over, i realize what a fucking pussy I sound like.

Kill them.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by thechink
 oh, I forgot. you know everthng.

Are you in the guardian angels?

thechink · 08-15-2002, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Are you in the guardian angels?

no, but I'm sure you are.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 11:26 PM

The guardian angels aint nothin to fuck with.

thechink · 08-15-2002, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

The guardian angels aint nothin to fuck with.

I'm sure thats you in the center? When did they move times square to chicago?

RK · 08-15-2002, 11:52 PM

What is the skylight made from?
If it's made from plastic, pour some HCL on it a few hours before they usually come, probably pH 3 will work ok, if you are serious go for pH 1 but keep in mind it is 20 times stronger. It should burn their hands a little but they will recover and wont know what it was (just wash it off with some baking soda and water when they leave) If the skylight is glass, don't do it, it will eat through the glass.

In that case use some sodium peroxide (Na2O2), just put a few pellets on the skylight or near it, you can try adding water but then it will not be as powerful. When they touch it, they will have what looks like little scratches on their hands and it will bother them for a while and it burns. Just wash it off with vinegar and water later. You will be able to get some in a local store in Waterloo or I could mail you some, it is not dangerous when properly sealed.

O yeah, don't forget to wear gloves and long sleeves.

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by RK
What is the skylight made from?
If it's made from plastic, pour some HCL on it a few hours before they usually come, probably pH 3 will work ok, if you are serious go for pH 1 but keep in mind it is 20 times stronger. It should burn their hands a little but they will recover and wont know what it was (just wash it off with some baking soda and water when they leave) If the skylight is glass, don't do it, it will eat through the glass.

niiiiice

asuna · 08-16-2002, 12:00 AM

Stun gun
*zzzappp*

Juilioso · 08-16-2002, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

The guardian angels aint nothin to fuck with.

thats great shit

WiredGuy · 08-16-2002, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK
What is the skylight made from?
If it's made from plastic, pour some HCL on it a few hours before they usually come, probably pH 3 will work ok, if you are serious go for pH 1 but keep in mind it is 20 times stronger. It should burn their hands a little but they will recover and wont know what it was (just wash it off with some baking soda and water when they leave) If the skylight is glass, don't do it, it will eat through the glass.

In that case use some sodium peroxide (Na2O2), just put a few pellets on the skylight or near it, you can try adding water but then it will not be as powerful. When they touch it, they will have what looks like little scratches on their hands and it will bother them for a while and it burns. Just wash it off with vinegar and water later. You will be able to get some in a local store in Waterloo or I could mail you some, it is not dangerous when properly sealed.

O yeah, don't forget to wear gloves and long sleeves.

I'm afraid to ask, but how do you know so much about this? Hehe, its made of glass. Where can I buy sodium peroxide (or what household material is made from that stuff)? This doesn't sound like a bad idea, especially if its in pellet form, kids will grab it right away and try to figure out what the hell it is. Will it actually iritate their skin right away or does it take time? I'd rather they play with it and rub it all over themselves first and then the pain kicks in.

Let me know, good idea.

WG

WiredGuy · 08-16-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by matty
Let them do it. By you chasing them, it basically gives them reason to do it again, for the thrill. Let them do it, it will get old and they wont do it anymore.

Actually, it was the other tenants here who told me about them originally. I've been in this office about 6 weeks and I never noticed them during my working hours, but I've moved to earlier hours and I just started noticing the brats. So if the other tenants are complaining about them and they've been here for over a year, chances are they'll keep coming back.

So far my car alarm idea to scare them has been working and seems to be good since I got lots of other business owners looking at them as they run away when my car starts screaming. Not bad, but they don't learn still.

Either way, they're small so if I really wanted to, I could catch them when I run after them, but what then? I can't really hit them or yell at them? I need ideas!!

WG

RK · 08-16-2002, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

I'm afraid to ask, but how do you know so much about this? Hehe, its made of glass. Where can I buy sodium peroxide (or what household material is made from that stuff)? This doesn't sound like a bad idea, especially if its in pellet form, kids will grab it right away and try to figure out what the hell it is. Will it actually iritate their skin right away or does it take time? I'd rather they play with it and rub it all over themselves first and then the pain kicks in.

Let me know, good idea.

WG

This is basic high school chemistry, it's all about applying the concepts. This was meant as a joke, but if you are serious.

Soap contains SODIUM HYDROXIDE but in low concentration. You can get some on ebay if you want, 2 lbs for $10. Try later, they are doing maintenance right now.

It takes a little time to work since it reacts with the moisture of the skin, it's basically corrosive. Please don't take it too far, it's a dangerous chemical and you don't want to cause permanent damage.

When working with it, make sure your gloves are dry. If it reacts with water the fumes might irritate the eyes and cause coughing or make the stomach hurt a little.

If you are bored, take a 1.5 L plastic bottle and fill it with warm or cold water and add a lot of aluminum (pieces of aluminum foil work good) then carefully pour some of this stuff in and avoid inhaling the fumes (so do it outside). The warmer the water you put in the faster the reaction will be, since the water is being split, the bottle will become hotter and may bend but not break. Once you hear gas coming out of the bottle, put a little flame (match size is enough) over the opening (stay 1m away or at least do not look into the bottle) and you will hear a boom and see a nice fireball above the bottle, a hydrogen explosion.

be safe. http://www.jtbaker.com/msds/s4034.htm

WiredGuy · 08-16-2002, 01:53 AM

Maybe its a little too extreme. I want to scare them, not destroy my office :-)

WG

B40 · 08-16-2002, 01:53 AM

Fuck just put some anthrax particles on the windows.

WiredGuy · 08-16-2002, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by B40
Fuck just put some anthrax particles on the windows.

Without killing me either :-)

WG

B40 · 08-16-2002, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

Without killing me either :-)

WG

Heh...hide in a tree with a paintball gun

ControlThy · 08-16-2002, 04:19 AM

Don't want to kill them but you do want to traumatize them?

Put a large videoscreen outside and play one of Martha Stewart's programs on it. They will run away like there is no tomorrow!

08-15-2002, 06:58 PM	#1
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Getting Back At Kids Hi, I have an office suite which is located downstairs in an executive suite complex (so I have a skylight which is on the ground level) and after hours (8-10pm) I have these fucking annoying kids who come and keep knocking on my skylight windows. I've scared them off before by using my car alarm and by running after them but they keep coming back and annoying the fuck out of me. I need some suggestions on how to get these bastards to stop. Calling the police for trespassing seems too childish and I can understand their kids, I don't want to fuck up their lives by getting them a record, I just want them to stop. Anybody got some suggestions? WG __________________ I play with Google.

08-15-2002, 07:00 PM	#2
thechink Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: west bank of md. Posts: 294	well if they are bugging the shit outta you then either pay some kid to beat the shit out of one or call the cops. __________________ www.thechink.com<br><br>I Don't Really Exist.<br><br>Mazel Tov !

08-15-2002, 07:03 PM	#6
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	I thought about that... I once was able to catch one of them as they ran away. Problem is, what do you say/do, I can't hit them or they'll just tell their parents and get the police to come after me. Then again, they are annoying the fuck out of me here and I would LOVE to hit a few of them. Little kids have a tendency to tell parents though... Any ways, if I can't find a solution, police it is but it seems like such a harsh thing to do. Sure they're pissing me off, but to the point where I need to get police involved? Seems a bit too extreme. Send suggestions! WG __________________ I play with Google.

08-15-2002, 07:03 PM	#7
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Gay sex. Have gay sex under that skylight. It will scare them right the hell away. No shit. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Kill them.

08-15-2002, 07:02 PM	#5
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Corner them, threaten to rape and murder them and bury them in the woods. All the while rubbing a raging woodie. The cops will never believe them and I assure you they wont come back.

08-15-2002, 07:04 PM	#8
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	get some sort of that skunk piss...i think hunters use it for something. But supposedly it smells like shit....pour it all over the skylight and when they bang on it, they are gonna smell like shit and will hopefully stay away.

08-15-2002, 07:20 PM	#18
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Super Soaker 500 and Piss

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	WAIT! You are in Canada correct? Like crosses to a Vampire... books. Show them books.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	anyone who calls themselves "street wise" is not "street wise" and watches too many cop shows.

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	make an example out of one of them..... shoot em' I dont think the will bother you any more

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	How about some ideas that won't land me in jail or will permanently harm them? I mean we all did our thing that annoyed the hell out of someone as a kid, I just want them to bugger off and annoy someone else. Killing, multilating and hurting the kids is out... WG __________________ I play with Google.

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matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	Let them do it. By you chasing them, it basically gives them reason to do it again, for the thrill. Let them do it, it will get old and they wont do it anymore. <EDIT> Reading this post over, i realize what a fucking pussy I sound like. Kill them. Last edited by matty; 08-15-2002 at 10:46 PM..

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	The guardian angels aint nothin to fuck with.

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RK Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In a Bunker Posts: 868	What is the skylight made from? If it's made from plastic, pour some HCL on it a few hours before they usually come, probably pH 3 will work ok, if you are serious go for pH 1 but keep in mind it is 20 times stronger. It should burn their hands a little but they will recover and wont know what it was (just wash it off with some baking soda and water when they leave) If the skylight is glass, don't do it, it will eat through the glass. In that case use some sodium peroxide (Na2O2), just put a few pellets on the skylight or near it, you can try adding water but then it will not be as powerful. When they touch it, they will have what looks like little scratches on their hands and it will bother them for a while and it burns. Just wash it off with vinegar and water later. You will be able to get some in a local store in Waterloo or I could mail you some, it is not dangerous when properly sealed. O yeah, don't forget to wear gloves and long sleeves. __________________ Does anyone look down here?

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Maybe its a little too extreme. I want to scare them, not destroy my office :-) WG __________________ I play with Google.

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ControlThy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,909	Don't want to kill them but you do want to traumatize them? Put a large videoscreen outside and play one of Martha Stewart's programs on it. They will run away like there is no tomorrow!