are you a scruncher or a folder? - GoFuckYourself.com

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 11:05 PM

when you wipe your ass, do you quickly scrunch and wipe, or do you take pride in your nether regions and fold?

CuriousToyBoy · 04-15-2007, 11:40 PM

You've been watching the fucking annoying as fuck Sorbent Toilet tissue ad, haven't you ?

;-)

p.s. folder myself ;-)

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 11:49 PM

yes, i just saw a show i recorded and had a chuckle....

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 11:49 PM

I am a folder too.

fuzebox · 04-15-2007, 11:49 PM

I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

lmfao!!! that is so true!!!!

g$$$ · 04-15-2007, 11:53 PM

scrunch and wipe..its the only way to go!!!!~

spacedog · 04-16-2007, 12:10 AM

so....................

after you wipe with your folded squares.. do you turn it over & use the other side ?

rowan · 04-16-2007, 12:17 AM

I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

rowan · 04-16-2007, 12:18 AM

Do you know it's also normal for your toothbrush to have small amounts of fecal matter on it? A flushing toilet throws microfine particles into the air which come to rest on nearby objects.

Aussie Rebel · 04-16-2007, 12:19 AM

enough of this toilet talk

oh I fold

donkevlar · 04-16-2007, 02:15 AM

Oh its so funny because its true. Who needs Seinfeld, with the funny observations right here on gfy?!

Gentle_Ben · 04-16-2007, 02:48 AM

too funny. i scrunch

Sarah_Jayne · 04-16-2007, 03:04 AM

I really feel like I shouldn't respond but on the other hand I can't help but say 'fold'.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-16-2007, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

Which would be why god invented washing your hands.

JFK · 04-16-2007, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

Too true

04-15-2007, 11:05 PM	#1
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	are you a scruncher or a folder? when you wipe your ass, do you quickly scrunch and wipe, or do you take pride in your nether regions and fold?

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CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	You've been watching the fucking annoying as fuck Sorbent Toilet tissue ad, haven't you ? ;-) p.s. folder myself ;-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	Oh its so funny because its true. Who needs Seinfeld, with the funny observations right here on gfy?! __________________ [email protected]

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Gentle_Ben Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Barcelona Posts: 733	too funny. i scrunch __________________ ICQ ME: 203-810-401

04-15-2007, 11:49 PM	#3
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	yes, i just saw a show i recorded and had a chuckle....

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,141	I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

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g$$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,807	scrunch and wipe..its the only way to go!!!!~

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spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	so.................... after you wipe with your folded squares.. do you turn it over & use the other side ?

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it. 100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

04-16-2007, 12:18 AM	#10
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Do you know it's also normal for your toothbrush to have small amounts of fecal matter on it? A flushing toilet throws microfine particles into the air which come to rest on nearby objects.

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Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	enough of this toilet talk oh I fold

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I really feel like I shouldn't respond but on the other hand I can't help but say 'fold'.