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wyldworx 04-15-2007 11:05 PM

are you a scruncher or a folder?
 
when you wipe your ass, do you quickly scrunch and wipe, or do you take pride in your nether regions and fold?

CuriousToyBoy 04-15-2007 11:40 PM

You've been watching the fucking annoying as fuck Sorbent Toilet tissue ad, haven't you ?

;-)







p.s. folder myself ;-)

wyldworx 04-15-2007 11:49 PM

yes, i just saw a show i recorded and had a chuckle....

wyldworx 04-15-2007 11:49 PM

I am a folder too.

fuzebox 04-15-2007 11:49 PM

I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

wyldworx 04-15-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12259681)
I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.

lmfao!!! that is so true!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

g$$$ 04-15-2007 11:53 PM

scrunch and wipe..its the only way to go!!!!~

spacedog 04-16-2007 12:10 AM

so....................


after you wipe with your folded squares.. do you turn it over & use the other side ?











:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rowan 04-16-2007 12:17 AM

I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

rowan 04-16-2007 12:18 AM

Do you know it's also normal for your toothbrush to have small amounts of fecal matter on it? A flushing toilet throws microfine particles into the air which come to rest on nearby objects.

Aussie Rebel 04-16-2007 12:19 AM

enough of this toilet talk






oh I fold

donkevlar 04-16-2007 02:15 AM

Oh its so funny because its true. Who needs Seinfeld, with the funny observations right here on gfy?!

Gentle_Ben 04-16-2007 02:48 AM

too funny. i scrunch

Sarah_Jayne 04-16-2007 03:04 AM

I really feel like I shouldn't respond but on the other hand I can't help but say 'fold'.

Sarah_Jayne 04-16-2007 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 12259777)
I saw a test on TV where they did a test with various levels of folding and scrunching of paper, with the test subjects briefly wiping over a petri dish with bacteria in it.

100% of the test subjects had bacteria on their hands after the swipe. Even 8 layers of TP doesn't stop it.

Which would be why god invented washing your hands.

JFK 04-16-2007 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12259681)
I fold also, but usually only the minimum number of squares... I can always tell when I've had a woman over for a few hours because half a roll is missing, it's like they wrap up their arm like a mummy.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Too true:thumbsup


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