To those that signed up under me at F.E.B. - GoFuckYourself.com

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 12:15 PM

Listen, 17 webmasters signed up under me at Free Ezine Bucks.
You guys better get it together, so far today youve had a total of 5 sales, of which my cut is 25 cents. Pathetic, hopeless, whats wrong with all of you? ;)

shemp

FATPad · 08-16-2002, 12:16 PM

Let The Leader know. This is intolerable.

srikanth79 · 08-16-2002, 12:22 PM

just list them

Dawgy · 08-16-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Listen, 17 webmasters signed up under me at Free Ezine Bucks.
You guys better get it together, so far today youve had a total of 5 sales, of which my cut is 25 cents. Pathetic, hopeless, whats wrong with all of you? ;)

shemp

hmm ill sign up under you if u have some magical marketing ideas for FEB

burn · 08-16-2002, 12:26 PM

CDSmith · 08-16-2002, 12:28 PM

Way to crack the whip shemp!

While we're at it here, to the 195 fuckers that signed up under me for erasercash........

asuna · 08-16-2002, 12:31 PM

I have 5 webmasters under FEB, when i start using them ALOT, my referals were making me like 15bucks a day or something like that..
But now its like 1 or 2 per period... assholes...

RATBOY · 08-16-2002, 12:38 PM

Man, it's summer. Chill out already. Everyone feels it.

asuna · 08-16-2002, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
Man, it's summer. Chill out already. Everyone feels it.

no you don't understand, no signups for me, and 10cents a week... I don't live in quatamala you know

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 12:44 PM

You would think that at least one of the "hopeless 17" would figure it out. Its not hard, email me

shemp
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=riptu

OzKaNoz · 08-16-2002, 12:53 PM

I would like to thank all of those webmasters that have signed up under me over the years for SexToyFun.com now known as SexToySex.com
You made a difference in my life, for that I thank all of you again.

Oz

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 12:57 PM

Hi Oz,

you must be making a lot more then that 25 cents a day my boys are giving me.

regards

shemp

Oh yes Oz, i owe you this.....TGP2 is alive and well

Honeyslut · 08-16-2002, 12:58 PM

Not me ! LOL I even took at the domain name freeadultezine to promote the program back when I was a beta tester !

RATBOY · 08-16-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Hi Oz,

you must be making a lot more then that 25 cents a day my boys are giving me.

regards

shemp

Oh yes Oz, i owe you this.....TGP2 is alive and well

And how many more people are going to sign up under you if you publicly humiliate them on webmaster boards? If you have issues with them why don't you take it up with them privately?

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 01:03 PM

Rat, you are very intense, your the kind of guy i need, aggressive, all business, NO SENSE OF HUMOR!

regards

shemp

BlackRain · 08-16-2002, 01:21 PM

What is the benefit of SIGNING UP under you shemp to the webmaster?

He/She could just go to the FEB website and signup without a webmaster referral without any grief.

Do you give/do something special for your webmasters?

heymatty · 08-16-2002, 01:25 PM

Hey Dawgy,

I can give you a marketing idea for freeezinebucks.

What i do is collect double optin emails on all my free sites.

I use this subscribe me pro

Then when they get the confirm email they have to click the link to opt in for the second time. That loads a page, and I put something like

Congrats you will now recieve hot teen pics in your email about once a week. But if you would like to immediately access our members area please select a category below and re-enter you email on that site for immediate access. < insert full page ad type thing >

This way I get my own list of double optin emails to do what I want with and signups to FEB. As you can imagine the coversion ratio on these guys is excellent because they are already comfortable with giving over the email address.

If this helps anyone feel free to signup under me
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=heymatty

matty

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackRain
What is the benefit of SIGNING UP under you shemp to the webmaster?

He/She could just go to the FEB website and signup without a webmaster referral without any grief.

Do you give/do something special for your webmasters?

You are right, there is probably no benefit to the webmaster.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to implement what we used to do in the car sales business.....starting today and every Friday from now on, I'm going to give the "boot" to the worst performer of the week. So, #17, your're gone, son.

this is an excellent day, now

shemp

Tipsy · 08-16-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackRain
What is the benefit of SIGNING UP under you shemp to the webmaster?

He/She could just go to the FEB website and signup without a webmaster referral without any grief.

Do you give/do something special for your webmasters?

Guy - go into the local library, grab a fuck off great big dictionary and turn to the section with words starting with 'H'. Then look up the word humour. Try to understand it and you'll find the world becomes a much nicer place!

BlackRain · 08-16-2002, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

Guy - go into the local library, grab a fuck off great big dictionary and turn to the section with words starting with 'H'. Then look up the word humour. Try to understand it and you'll find the world becomes a much nicer place!

Dude,

RELAX.

Obviously my attempt at humor overshot its intended level of comprehension. I was trying to be facetious. You might have noticed it in my italics in the original post.

Now...back to the show....

a1ka1ine · 08-16-2002, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

You are right, there is probably no benefit to the webmaster.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to implement what we used to do in the car sales business.....starting today and every Friday from now on, I'm going to give the "boot" to the worst performer of the week. So, #17, your're gone, son.

this is an excellent day, now

shemp

of course there is a benefit, you are motivating them to make more sales. like those birds that eat elephants, they help them stay clean - and the elephants provide shade for the birds while they eat them.

:-D

OzKaNoz · 08-16-2002, 01:54 PM

RATBOY
Lay off Shemp, he's good people and was more joking then anything I assume.

Hey Shemp
Thanks

Oz

Tipsy · 08-16-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackRain

Dude,

RELAX.

Obviously my attempt at humor overshot its intended level of comprehension. I was trying to be facetious. You might have noticed it in my italics in the original post.

Now...back to the show....

I'll slap myself for missing that one then

Mind you there was another post above yours from someone who either totally missed the point or just can't do funny at all.

BlackRain · 08-16-2002, 02:02 PM

Rock on Tipsy. Have a great Friday Night....

asuna · 08-16-2002, 02:04 PM

hmm
I dn't think FEB will let me change who i signed up under huh? :P

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 02:16 PM

Well, its 2 hours after my original post, and all 17 of those guys still have 5 sales. I had 8 sales in those two hours with one site.
Come on guys, pump it up!

shemp

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 02:24 PM

I'm going for lunch now, I expect to see better results when I get back. A quarter wont buy much lunch

shemp

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 04:33 PM

OK, I'm back from my leisurely two hour Vancouver style lunch and I checked my stats. Still 5 sales, still 25 cents off of 17 webmasters.

Oh ya, and lunch cost me $22.00

shemp

tolik · 08-16-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
OK, I'm back from my leisurely two hour Vancouver style lunch and I checked my stats. Still 5 sales, still 25 cents off of 17 webmasters.

Oh ya, and lunch cost me $22.00

shemp

looser...

i have more then 80 reffered webmaster signed under me...

guess what?

they all work with my help (who need it ofcourse) and have cool conversion.

so fuck off looser....

you dont have place in ref biz....

mrthumbs · 08-16-2002, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tolik

you dont have place in ref biz....

Sly_RJ · 08-16-2002, 06:31 PM

Shemp if you're concerned about your referral income why not help them out some or send some traffic?

redshift · 08-16-2002, 06:36 PM

Shemps drunk

asuna · 08-16-2002, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tolik

looser...

i have more then 80 reffered webmaster signed under me...

guess what?

they all work with my help (who need it ofcourse) and have cool conversion.

so fuck off looser....

you dont have place in ref biz....

hahhaahh you shemp bastard! lol

tolik · 08-16-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
Shemps drunk

or dumb....

joking...

if his have big amount off shitty traffic and cant use it, how can his can expected earn some from refferals?

jimmyf · 08-16-2002, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

Guy - go into the local library, grab a fuck off great big dictionary and turn to the section with words starting with 'H'. Then look up the word humour. Try to understand it and you'll find the world becomes a much nicer place!

Sheep rule...

hahmike · 08-16-2002, 06:47 PM

i just got off the phone. he wasn't too pleased with this thread.

apparently, shemp is in deep shit with the leader.

redshift · 08-16-2002, 06:51 PM

who is "the leader"?

hahmike · 08-16-2002, 07:02 PM

he does not visit gfy regularly. the lack of eliteness does nothing to enhance his presence.

shemp may lose his domain over this. first thing to do is call his personal assistant, and try to book an appointment into the leader's busy schedule. the two month waiting list may be a problem.

of course, it is important to shower and confess all sins, before making telephone contact with a person who will make contact with the leader.

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 07:10 PM

I see weve been having some fun while I was away.
This has turned into a very "unshemplike" thread.

I'm extremely hurt by these comments.

shemp

tolik · 08-16-2002, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
who is "the leader"?

im the leader !!!

kiss my ass !!!

tolik · 08-16-2002, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
I see weve been having some fun while I was away.
This has turned into a very "unshemplike" thread.

I'm extremely hurt by these comments.

shemp

note :

i dont have nothing against you personaly

you even can msg me by icq or mail and we can talk about this shit.......

maybe.......

icq#51255995

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 07:44 PM

No, thats OK...
Ive never been called a looser before, its going to take some time to come to grips with this, perhaps therapy is required.

shemp

tolik · 08-16-2002, 07:52 PM

man, contact me and i teach you how make money from refferals right

not only from FEB.

have few ideas.

i visit your tgp last time like about 2 years ago, and i dont post gallerys.

so i dont be asking you to post my gallerys at 1st position or some shit like this.

have some good marketing solution, what work for me already long time.

maybe if we make a deal i share this ideas with you.

anyway you dont loose anything, only earn some money....

and you can pay for your dinner more then 22$

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 08:13 PM

Tolik, you've brought me luck already, I just checked the stats and my guys are up to 13 sales today. AND I have one more new refferal so that makes 18, just excellent.

As for diner, I know $22.00 isn't a lot to you but, I have to share revenue with the Leader as well as keep up my dues with the Family. Some webmaster emailed one time and said that he thought us "BIG TGP Guys" wiped our asses with hundred dollar bills, but he didn't know the business like you do.

Anyway, hopefully, I can get a computer some day that can handle icq and then I can use that wonderful tool to contact you.

Thanks again,

Shemp

tolik · 08-16-2002, 08:20 PM

lol

no problems man.

mail me if you need some.

[email protected]

i try help you if i can.

just for fun.

the Shemp · 08-16-2002, 09:42 PM

I just had to say thanks one more time,

shemp

redshift · 08-16-2002, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tolik

im the leader !!!

kiss my ass !!!

damn that would take all day

08-16-2002, 12:22 PM	#3
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08-16-2002, 12:28 PM	#6
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08-16-2002, 12:31 PM	#7
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I have 5 webmasters under FEB, when i start using them ALOT, my referals were making me like 15bucks a day or something like that.. But now its like 1 or 2 per period... assholes... __________________

08-16-2002, 12:53 PM	#11
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	I would like to thank all of those webmasters that have signed up under me over the years for SexToyFun.com now known as SexToySex.com You made a difference in my life, for that I thank all of you again. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

08-16-2002, 12:57 PM	#12
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Hi Oz, you must be making a lot more then that 25 cents a day my boys are giving me. regards shemp Oh yes Oz, i owe you this.....TGP2 is alive and well __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 12:15 PM	#1
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	To those that signed up under me at F.E.B. Listen, 17 webmasters signed up under me at Free Ezine Bucks. You guys better get it together, so far today youve had a total of 5 sales, of which my cut is 25 cents. Pathetic, hopeless, whats wrong with all of you? ;) shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 12:16 PM	#2
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Let The Leader know. This is intolerable.

08-16-2002, 12:26 PM	#5
burn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 507	lol __________________ Trade traffic with my sites!

08-16-2002, 12:38 PM	#8
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Man, it's summer. Chill out already. Everyone feels it.

08-16-2002, 12:44 PM	#10
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	You would think that at least one of the "hopeless 17" would figure it out. Its not hard, email me shemp http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=riptu

08-16-2002, 12:58 PM	#13
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	Not me ! LOL I even took at the domain name freeadultezine to promote the program back when I was a beta tester ! __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

08-16-2002, 01:03 PM	#15
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Rat, you are very intense, your the kind of guy i need, aggressive, all business, NO SENSE OF HUMOR! regards shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 01:21 PM	#16
BlackRain Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 110	What is the benefit of SIGNING UP under you shemp to the webmaster? He/She could just go to the FEB website and signup without a webmaster referral without any grief. Do you give/do something special for your webmasters?

08-16-2002, 01:25 PM	#17
heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	Hey Dawgy, I can give you a marketing idea for freeezinebucks. What i do is collect double optin emails on all my free sites. I use this subscribe me pro Then when they get the confirm email they have to click the link to opt in for the second time. That loads a page, and I put something like Congrats you will now recieve hot teen pics in your email about once a week. But if you would like to immediately access our members area please select a category below and re-enter you email on that site for immediate access. < insert full page ad type thing > This way I get my own list of double optin emails to do what I want with and signups to FEB. As you can imagine the coversion ratio on these guys is excellent because they are already comfortable with giving over the email address. If this helps anyone feel free to signup under me http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=heymatty matty __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash Last edited by heymatty; 08-16-2002 at 01:27 PM..

08-16-2002, 01:54 PM	#22
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	RATBOY Lay off Shemp, he's good people and was more joking then anything I assume. Hey Shemp Thanks Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

08-16-2002, 02:02 PM	#24
BlackRain Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 110	Rock on Tipsy. Have a great Friday Night....

08-16-2002, 02:04 PM	#25
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	hmm I dn't think FEB will let me change who i signed up under huh? :P __________________ Last edited by asuna; 08-16-2002 at 02:08 PM..

08-16-2002, 02:16 PM	#26
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Well, its 2 hours after my original post, and all 17 of those guys still have 5 sales. I had 8 sales in those two hours with one site. Come on guys, pump it up! shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 02:24 PM	#27
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	I'm going for lunch now, I expect to see better results when I get back. A quarter wont buy much lunch shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 04:33 PM	#28
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	OK, I'm back from my leisurely two hour Vancouver style lunch and I checked my stats. Still 5 sales, still 25 cents off of 17 webmasters. Oh ya, and lunch cost me $22.00 shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 06:31 PM	#31
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Shemp if you're concerned about your referral income why not help them out some or send some traffic? __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

08-16-2002, 06:36 PM	#32
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Shemps drunk

08-16-2002, 06:47 PM	#36
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	i just got off the phone. he wasn't too pleased with this thread. apparently, shemp is in deep shit with the leader.

08-16-2002, 06:51 PM	#37
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	who is "the leader"?

08-16-2002, 07:02 PM	#38
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	he does not visit gfy regularly. the lack of eliteness does nothing to enhance his presence. shemp may lose his domain over this. first thing to do is call his personal assistant, and try to book an appointment into the leader's busy schedule. the two month waiting list may be a problem. of course, it is important to shower and confess all sins, before making telephone contact with a person who will make contact with the leader.

08-16-2002, 07:10 PM	#39
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	I see weve been having some fun while I was away. This has turned into a very "unshemplike" thread. I'm extremely hurt by these comments. shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP Last edited by the Shemp; 08-16-2002 at 07:16 PM..

08-16-2002, 07:44 PM	#42
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	No, thats OK... Ive never been called a looser before, its going to take some time to come to grips with this, perhaps therapy is required. shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 07:52 PM	#43
tolik Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: inside my brain Posts: 2,035	man, contact me and i teach you how make money from refferals right not only from FEB. have few ideas. i visit your tgp last time like about 2 years ago, and i dont post gallerys. so i dont be asking you to post my gallerys at 1st position or some shit like this. have some good marketing solution, what work for me already long time. maybe if we make a deal i share this ideas with you. anyway you dont loose anything, only earn some money.... and you can pay for your dinner more then 22$ __________________ LONGBUCKS-Teen, Mature, Reality, Gay sites. Free hosting (cgi/php/mysql/cron etc). FHGs. Free content.Great rebills. Support icq - 313-882-945 Webmaster friendly high recommended programs to promote (personal experience): RoyalCash-Teen ProfitX -Video SmokinCash-Amateur,Lesbo,Squirting

08-16-2002, 08:13 PM	#44
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Tolik, you've brought me luck already, I just checked the stats and my guys are up to 13 sales today. AND I have one more new refferal so that makes 18, just excellent. As for diner, I know $22.00 isn't a lot to you but, I have to share revenue with the Leader as well as keep up my dues with the Family. Some webmaster emailed one time and said that he thought us "BIG TGP Guys" wiped our asses with hundred dollar bills, but he didn't know the business like you do. Anyway, hopefully, I can get a computer some day that can handle icq and then I can use that wonderful tool to contact you. Thanks again, Shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

08-16-2002, 08:20 PM	#45
tolik Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: inside my brain Posts: 2,035	lol no problems man. mail me if you need some. [email protected] i try help you if i can. just for fun. __________________ LONGBUCKS-Teen, Mature, Reality, Gay sites. Free hosting (cgi/php/mysql/cron etc). FHGs. Free content.Great rebills. Support icq - 313-882-945 Webmaster friendly high recommended programs to promote (personal experience): RoyalCash-Teen ProfitX -Video SmokinCash-Amateur,Lesbo,Squirting

08-16-2002, 09:42 PM	#46
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	I just had to say thanks one more time, shemp __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP