To those that signed up under me at F.E.B.
 

Listen, 17 webmasters signed up under me at Free Ezine Bucks.
You guys better get it together, so far today youve had a total of 5 sales, of which my cut is 25 cents. Pathetic, hopeless, whats wrong with all of you? ;)

shemp

Let The Leader know. This is intolerable.

just list them :thumbsup

hmm ill sign up under you if u have some magical marketing ideas for FEB :)

lol

Way to crack the whip shemp!


While we're at it here, to the 195 fuckers that signed up under me for erasercash........ :ak47:

I have 5 webmasters under FEB, when i start using them ALOT, my referals were making me like 15bucks a day or something like that..
But now its like 1 or 2 per period... assholes...

Man, it's summer. Chill out already. Everyone feels it.

no you don't understand, no signups for me, and 10cents a week... I don't live in quatamala you know

You would think that at least one of the "hopeless 17" would figure it out. Its not hard, email me

shemp
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=riptu

I would like to thank all of those webmasters that have signed up under me over the years for SexToyFun.com now known as SexToySex.com
You made a difference in my life, for that I thank all of you again.

Oz

Hi Oz,

you must be making a lot more then that 25 cents a day my boys are giving me.

regards

shemp

Oh yes Oz, i owe you this.....TGP2 is alive and well

Not me ! LOL I even took at the domain name freeadultezine to promote the program back when I was a beta tester !


:Graucho

And how many more people are going to sign up under you if you publicly humiliate them on webmaster boards? If you have issues with them why don't you take it up with them privately?

Rat, you are very intense, your the kind of guy i need, aggressive, all business, NO SENSE OF HUMOR!

regards

shemp

What is the benefit of SIGNING UP under you shemp to the webmaster?

He/She could just go to the FEB website and signup without a webmaster referral without any grief.

Do you give/do something special for your webmasters?

Hey Dawgy,

I can give you a marketing idea for freeezinebucks.

What i do is collect double optin emails on all my free sites.

I use this subscribe me pro

Then when they get the confirm email they have to click the link to opt in for the second time. That loads a page, and I put something like

Congrats you will now recieve hot teen pics in your email about once a week. But if you would like to immediately access our members area please select a category below and re-enter you email on that site for immediate access. < insert full page ad type thing >

This way I get my own list of double optin emails to do what I want with and signups to FEB. As you can imagine the coversion ratio on these guys is excellent because they are already comfortable with giving over the email address.

If this helps anyone feel free to signup under me
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=heymatty

matty

You are right, there is probably no benefit to the webmaster.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to implement what we used to do in the car sales business.....starting today and every Friday from now on, I'm going to give the "boot" to the worst performer of the week. So, #17, your're gone, son.

this is an excellent day, now

shemp

Guy - go into the local library, grab a fuck off great big dictionary and turn to the section with words starting with 'H'. Then look up the word humour. Try to understand it and you'll find the world becomes a much nicer place! :)

Dude,

RELAX.

Obviously my attempt at humor overshot its intended level of comprehension. I was trying to be facetious. You might have noticed it in my italics in the original post.

Now...back to the show....

of course there is a benefit, you are motivating them to make more sales. like those birds that eat elephants, they help them stay clean - and the elephants provide shade for the birds while they eat them.

:-D

RATBOY
Lay off Shemp, he's good people and was more joking then anything I assume.

Hey Shemp
Thanks

Oz

I'll slap myself for missing that one then :winkwink: Mind you there was another post above yours from someone who either totally missed the point or just can't do funny at all.

Rock on Tipsy. Have a great Friday Night....

hmm
I dn't think FEB will let me change who i signed up under huh? :P

Well, its 2 hours after my original post, and all 17 of those guys still have 5 sales. I had 8 sales in those two hours with one site.
Come on guys, pump it up!


shemp

I'm going for lunch now, I expect to see better results when I get back. A quarter wont buy much lunch :1orglaugh

shemp

OK, I'm back from my leisurely two hour Vancouver style lunch and I checked my stats. Still 5 sales, still 25 cents off of 17 webmasters. :feels-hot

Oh ya, and lunch cost me $22.00 :(

shemp

looser...

i have more then 80 reffered webmaster signed under me...

guess what?

they all work with my help (who need it ofcourse) and have cool conversion.


so fuck off looser....

you dont have place in ref biz....

:321GFY

:1orglaugh

Shemp if you're concerned about your referral income why not help them out some or send some traffic?

Shemps drunk

hahhaahh you shemp bastard! lol

or dumb....


joking...

if his have big amount off shitty traffic and cant use it, how can his can expected earn some from refferals? :1orglaugh

Sheep rule...:thumbsup

i just got off the phone. he wasn't too pleased with this thread.

apparently, shemp is in deep shit with the leader. :(

who is "the leader"?

he does not visit gfy regularly. the lack of eliteness does nothing to enhance his presence.

shemp may lose his domain over this. first thing to do is call his personal assistant, and try to book an appointment into the leader's busy schedule. the two month waiting list may be a problem.

of course, it is important to shower and confess all sins, before making telephone contact with a person who will make contact with the leader.

I see weve been having some fun while I was away.
This has turned into a very "unshemplike" thread.

I'm extremely hurt by these comments.

shemp

im the leader !!!

kiss my ass !!!

note :

i dont have nothing against you personaly

you even can msg me by icq or mail and we can talk about this shit.......

maybe.......

icq#51255995

No, thats OK...
Ive never been called a looser before, its going to take some time to come to grips with this, perhaps therapy is required.

shemp

man, contact me and i teach you how make money from refferals right

not only from FEB.

have few ideas.

i visit your tgp last time like about 2 years ago, and i dont post gallerys.

so i dont be asking you to post my gallerys at 1st position or some shit like this.

have some good marketing solution, what work for me already long time.

maybe if we make a deal i share this ideas with you.

anyway you dont loose anything, only earn some money....

and you can pay for your dinner more then 22$ :glugglug

Tolik, you've brought me luck already, I just checked the stats and my guys are up to 13 sales today. AND I have one more new refferal so that makes 18, just excellent.

As for diner, I know $22.00 isn't a lot to you but, I have to share revenue with the Leader as well as keep up my dues with the Family. Some webmaster emailed one time and said that he thought us "BIG TGP Guys" wiped our asses with hundred dollar bills, but he didn't know the business like you do.

Anyway, hopefully, I can get a computer some day that can handle icq and then I can use that wonderful tool to contact you.

Thanks again,

Shemp

lol

no problems man.

mail me if you need some.

[email protected]

i try help you if i can.

just for fun.

I just had to say thanks one more time,

shemp

damn that would take all day