Brain Teaser? Use it or lose it! - GoFuckYourself.com

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:00 AM

Since the brain is a muscle and gets stronger each time we use it. Enjoy the exercise.

Here is an easy one!!!

Money is right above my reach,
I'm barely staying out of The Emergency Room (It is right below me),
Room #3 is to my left,
Room #5 is to my right with a 5% interest rate.

What Am I?

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08-16-2002, 02:06 AM

You're a dork. I'd still fuck your wife though.

kmanrox · 08-16-2002, 02:06 AM

hey firehorse, some of us dont like to use our brain asshole... you're so inconsiderate

B40 · 08-16-2002, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
You're a dork. I'd still fuck your wife though.

Hahahaha

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
hey firehorse, some of us dont like to use our brain asshole... you're so inconsiderate

yeah it shows in your post.

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faytl · 08-16-2002, 02:28 AM

I aint a doctor, correct me if I'm completely wrong... bu since when was the brain a muscle ?

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
You're a dork. I'd still fuck your wife though.

I'm a dork? OK

You have a small dick.

score 1 all

dork, I'll take that as a compliment,
it is a 4 letter word.

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08-16-2002, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse

I'm a dork? OK

You have a small dick.

score 1 all

dork, I'll take that as a compliment,
it is a 4 letter word.

Your presence disturbs me slightly. How exaclty do you score against me when you insult my cock's size ? And maybe you would even take it as a much greater compliment if I called you a fuckface, that's an 8 letter word !!!

08-16-2002, 02:35 AM

Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

Rocky · 08-16-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Money is right above my reach,
I'm barely staying out of The Emergency Room (It is right below me),
Room #3 is to my left,
Room #5 is to my right with a 5% interest rate.

What Am I?

my High School algebra teacher?

=^..^= · 08-16-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by faytl
I aint a doctor, correct me if I'm completely wrong... bu since when was the brain a muscle ?

Although physiologically the brain is not a muscle as such - it does display a number of significant traits that are shared by muscles - the first being that it needs regular excercise in order to stay "in shape"

faytl · 08-16-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

It's okay, not all of them are that weird...

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

Your presence disturbs me slightly. How exaclty do you score against me when you insult my cock's size ? And maybe you would even take it as a much greater compliment if I called you a fuckface, that's an 8 letter word !!!

I think you were disturbed before this.

You joke about fucking my wife because you can't.

You call me a dork so I joke that you have a small dick.

I can take a joke about being a dork cause I know I am not.

It doesn't seem to be recipricated when I joke about you having a small dick.

Why should it matter to you if my dick is bigger than yours?

Name calling suits you so well, since you can't answer the brain teaser or can you?

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Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

Equinox, that is a wide sweeping generalization and slightly racist.

Maybe it is your viewpoint.

I know a lot of cool Americans.

Not all Americans carry handguns, smoke crack etc...so I wld be a fucking idiot to generalise that they did.

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Joe Sixpack · 08-16-2002, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

How many Aussies have you actually met?

I've backpacked through over 20 countries and Australians are universally liked... presumably because of our easy going nature. The only time I ever experienced hostility was when people thought I was an American.

I understand now why Canadians sew a Canadian flag to their backpacks...

=^..^= · 08-16-2002, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

Must be all that American TV they keep feeding to us

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 02:49 AM

Brain Teaser Clue:

It is something you use almost everyday if you work in this industry.

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faytl · 08-16-2002, 02:50 AM

why reply to that comment like it's offensive ?

i don't really think a generalisation about australian swimmers needs to be classed as racist...

faytl · 08-16-2002, 02:52 AM

oh, the weird bit...

kinkyplace · 08-16-2002, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Brain Teaser Clue:

It is something you use almost everyday if you work in this industry.

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People!
No, wait, it doesn't match the rest...

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

Equinox, that is a wide sweeping generalisation.

It is also racist in nature.

Many Americans I know are open minded and cool.

I know not all Americans carry handguns and smoke crack and I would be an ignorant fool to generalise that they do.

Weird that's your perception. I think it is your generalised perception that is sometimes weird.

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Beastiepoo · 08-16-2002, 03:14 AM

Has he started AGAIN?

At least he hasn't mentioned his houses and spot on MTV yet.

I have far too much to do today to get involved in this - Shame really, 2 days running entertainment on GFY is a rare and wonderful thing.

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Has he started AGAIN?

At least he hasn't mentioned his houses and spot on MTV yet.

I have far too much to do today to get involved in this - Shame really, 2 days running entertainment on GFY is a rare and wonderful thing.

You keep mentioning it. Is there a repetitive theme to your post about houses and MTV??

this is a thread about Brain Teasers. Know the answer?

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08-16-2002, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse

Equinox, that is a wide sweeping generalisation.

It is also racist in nature.

Many Americans I know are open minded and cool.

I know not all Americans carry handguns and smoke crack and I would be an ignorant fool to generalise that they do.

Weird that's your perception. I think it is your generalised perception that is sometimes weird.

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Sigh - it's really sad seeing that my cynical bullshit post offended you. In fact, I am about as far away from being a racist as Howard Stern from becomming the next president of the USA. For your info, I ain't American, I'm not even German (although I've lived here for 16 years), but I am from one of those cheater countries from Eastern Europe. I did not try to generalize anything, it was merely a dumb comment, which you might have understood if you knew that I was a swimmer and I am doing it on a competitive level as well. Just like people hit on Russians as being cheaters and Canadians as being ... well ... Canadians

Don't misunderstand me: I love Australia. I have been there once for 6 weeks, along the east coast, in Sydney, Wollongong and some other places that I don't remember. Besides, I have a puerto rican girlfriend, buddies from all over the fucking world, so don't gimme that racist shit.

I simply think that you're an idiot, and that's it.

08-16-2002, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse

I think you were disturbed before this.

You joke about fucking my wife because you can't.

You call me a dork so I joke that you have a small dick.

I can take a joke about being a dork cause I know I am not.

It doesn't seem to be recipricated when I joke about you having a small dick.

Why should it matter to you if my dick is bigger than yours?

Name calling suits you so well, since you can't answer the brain teaser or can you?

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Nope, in fact I can't answer your smart brain teaser, elighten me.

Love, Peace and Happiness.

Beastiepoo · 08-16-2002, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse

You keep mentioning it. Is there a repetitive theme to your post about houses and MTV??

Just following your lead Firehose.

Now I really must go out into the world and do something more fulfilling that sitting at my keyboard, bandying words about with you all day.

And yes, you started the thread about a brain teaser but how long did it take you to get worked up over yet another flippant comment and make it about...what is it now?...oh yes, racism.

I didn't think the comment was racist, but then I saw humor in it. It would be the same as saying the chinese make crap cars but at least they have good gymnasts. Am I racist? Eh, you fight it out amongst yourselves. I must get out into the fresh air and sunshine.

porn addict · 08-16-2002, 04:06 AM

I guess I'm the stereotypical american, although I haven't tried smoking crack yet- anyone know where i can get some?

Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Just following your lead Firehose.

Now I really must go out into the world and do something more fulfilling that sitting at my keyboard, bandying words about with you all day.

And yes, you started the thread about a brain teaser but how long did it take you to get worked up over yet another flippant comment and make it about...what is it now?...oh yes, racism.

I didn't think the comment was racist, but then I saw humor in it. It would be the same as saying the chinese make crap cars but at least they have good gymnasts. Am I racist? Eh, you fight it out amongst yourselves. I must get out into the fresh air and sunshine.

He didn't say Australians make crap cars he said Australians are weird. I forgot you have a problem with context. The chinese making crap cars analogy is crap, if you said that chinese were wierd that would have a racist connotation. Make you twist a little less obvious next time - your fangs are showing. lol

If as you claim everyone around here has an above average IQ I would think someone might have figured out the answer by now.

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Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

Nope, in fact I can't answer your smart brain teaser, elighten me.

Love, Peace and Happiness.

Equinox, check out your keyboard you should be able to work it out from there.

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Firehorse · 08-16-2002, 06:18 AM

Checkout the shift key and the number 4 key.

I said it was easy.

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bushwacker · 08-16-2002, 06:34 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Equinox
[B]

Your presence disturbs me slightly. How exaclty do you score against me when you insult my cock's size ? And maybe you would even take it as a much greater compliment if I called you a fuckface, that's an 8 letter word [i]!!![/

LMAO

fiveyes · 08-16-2002, 06:34 AM

The answer is-

CARROTS!

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gothweb · 08-16-2002, 07:13 AM

Well, the answer is the "4" key on a keyboard. But mostly I just wanted to say that Firehorse spends a lot more time insulting people than he does doing business on here, because he feels the need to defend himself with his penis.

Beastiepoo · 08-16-2002, 01:45 PM

Aww, did no one want to play? You had to keep the argument going all by your lonesome.

I found my analogy perfectly sound. It wasn't about the actual comment that was made that could have been seen as racist but the humor behind it. Australians are weird, people from Germany are odd, the Chinese are good gymnasts...whatever. It was all in how you take things said flippantly too seriously. This is why you got so wound up last night.

I had a nice day out. Did everyone else have a nice day laughing at this fool?

Beastiepoo · 08-16-2002, 01:47 PM

Oh and IQ doesn't automatically translate into good problem solving skills. Although I'd imagine most of the people here had better things to do than answer your riddle. Like me, I had places to go, things to do.

Sly_RJ · 08-16-2002, 02:23 PM

Firehorse... ahaha!

I think you need a vacation man, you've got a couple issues to work out. And since most everyone seems to agree here, you might want to take the advice for once.

I've never seen anyone so defensive...

And by the way, Australians ARE weird. But so are Americans, who gives a shit?

Sly_RJ · 08-16-2002, 02:25 PM

Oh, and being Australian doesn't play much on the race card. Australians belong to a certain nationality, not a "race". Americans certainly aren't all "white", are they? Didn't think so.

Go flex your brain, seems you don't exercise the important muscles enough. Guess that's why you have the big dick?

08-16-2002, 02:00 AM	#1
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Brain Teaser? Use it or lose it! Since the brain is a muscle and gets stronger each time we use it. Enjoy the exercise. Here is an easy one!!! Money is right above my reach, I'm barely staying out of The Emergency Room (It is right below me), Room #3 is to my left, Room #5 is to my right with a 5% interest rate. What Am I? Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms __________________ MySweetEbony

08-16-2002, 02:49 AM	#17
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08-16-2002, 03:14 AM	#22
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Has he started AGAIN? At least he hasn't mentioned his houses and spot on MTV yet. I have far too much to do today to get involved in this - Shame really, 2 days running entertainment on GFY is a rare and wonderful thing. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-16-2002, 06:18 AM	#30
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Checkout the shift key and the number 4 key. I said it was easy. Peace, Profit and Multiple Orgasms __________________ MySweetEbony

08-16-2002, 06:34 AM	#32
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08-16-2002, 02:06 AM	#2
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08-16-2002, 02:06 AM	#3
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08-16-2002, 02:28 AM	#6
faytl Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 121	I aint a doctor, correct me if I'm completely wrong... bu since when was the brain a muscle ?

08-16-2002, 02:35 AM	#9
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Aussies are weird people. I'm glad they got great swimmers at least.

08-16-2002, 02:50 AM	#18
faytl Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 121	why reply to that comment like it's offensive ? i don't really think a generalisation about australian swimmers needs to be classed as racist...

08-16-2002, 02:52 AM	#19
faytl Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 121	oh, the weird bit...

08-16-2002, 04:06 AM	#27
porn addict Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Maine, US Posts: 225	I guess I'm the stereotypical american, although I haven't tried smoking crack yet- anyone know where i can get some?

08-16-2002, 06:34 AM	#31
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Equinox [B] Your presence disturbs me slightly. How exaclty do you score against me when you insult my cock's size ? And maybe you would even take it as a much greater compliment if I called you a fuckface, that's an 8 letter word [i]!!![/ LMAO

08-16-2002, 07:13 AM	#33
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Well, the answer is the "4" key on a keyboard. But mostly I just wanted to say that Firehorse spends a lot more time insulting people than he does doing business on here, because he feels the need to defend himself with his penis. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-16-2002, 01:45 PM	#34
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Aww, did no one want to play? You had to keep the argument going all by your lonesome. I found my analogy perfectly sound. It wasn't about the actual comment that was made that could have been seen as racist but the humor behind it. Australians are weird, people from Germany are odd, the Chinese are good gymnasts...whatever. It was all in how you take things said flippantly too seriously. This is why you got so wound up last night. I had a nice day out. Did everyone else have a nice day laughing at this fool? __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-16-2002, 01:47 PM	#35
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Oh and IQ doesn't automatically translate into good problem solving skills. Although I'd imagine most of the people here had better things to do than answer your riddle. Like me, I had places to go, things to do. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-16-2002, 02:23 PM	#36
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Firehorse... ahaha! I think you need a vacation man, you've got a couple issues to work out. And since most everyone seems to agree here, you might want to take the advice for once. I've never seen anyone so defensive... And by the way, Australians ARE weird. But so are Americans, who gives a shit? __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

08-16-2002, 02:25 PM	#37
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Oh, and being Australian doesn't play much on the race card. Australians belong to a certain nationality, not a "race". Americans certainly aren't all "white", are they? Didn't think so. Go flex your brain, seems you don't exercise the important muscles enough. Guess that's why you have the big dick? __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144