Spicy Contest with Pork and Meat - GoFuckYourself.com

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:24 PM

Is it a content, or is it spam? Well, probably both... but here goes. ;)

My most recent promotion is just about over... It is Friday here now, and will be in the US soon, so basically this is the last day of my 20% off content thing. (Now with 20% off new lower prices.) As such, I felt I should try a new promotion...

It seemed obvious what to choose. A few people already have Blood Money in their signature files, without me even asking. Very kind of them to do so, I have to say. So, why not reward people who want to do the same?

So, here's how it works. Put the Blood Money banner

in your sig with a nice and creative bit of text, and you get stuff. Everyone who posts in this thread, whose sig has the banner in it next Friday, and who I see using that sig during the next week, gets the following...

1.) 25% off any content order at Photos by Ian X. made in August.
and
2.) An additional 5% partnership bonus (total 55%) on their Blood Money account forever.

Plus, of course, you get a 10% webmaster referral bonus for every webmaster you refer to Blood Money, if you use your referral code in your sig. That ain't bad, especially if you refer someone who does good business with us.

But, don't worry, there is more... Something a little bigger. I will put all the names in a hat, and at the end of the week, I will have a little drawing. Winner gets two photo sets (with photo credit stamp, no URL) for $1 (hey, it makes the license work, okay?), or $200 off any order over $500.

Remember, to play, you have to post in this thread with your sig, and I have to see it here on Friday as well as during the week. It helps to join Blood Money, but you don't have to.

(Oh... and if you design your own serious banner for Blood Money, that counts too, as long as I get to use the banner. ;) )

Yes, it's a little spammy, but it's all in good fun, and it isn't a bad deal for people who decide to participate. Let the good times roll...

tree · 08-15-2002, 08:27 PM

is spam immoral?

[Labret] · 08-15-2002, 08:29 PM

spam and a poll.

Brilliant.

As well as being a webmaster, I am also psychic.

I see in the future people ridiculing you in this post.

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 08:29 PM

Ooh, now you're using your noodle!

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
is spam immoral?

Real spam, yes. There are grey areas. ;)

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
spam and a poll.

Brilliant.

I think of everything, I know. No need to applaud.

(In all seriousness.. I actually decided to make it a poll because I am doing this in good fun, and wanted to know if I was pissing people off more than I was entertaining them.)

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 08:38 PM

Anyone who uses this can feel free to use my sig to get a referal code

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
Anyone who uses this can feel free to use my sig to get a referal code

I was about to point out that you're the first entry... but I realized you don't yet qualify without some clever text... ;)

hyper · 08-15-2002, 08:44 PM

what no Ginsu Knives?

you suck

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

I was about to point out that you're the first entry... but I realized you don't yet qualify without some clever text... ;)

Nice burn! How's this?

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
what no Ginsu Knives?

you suck

Sorry. No knives. I felt it would be politically incorrect.

Sincerely,
Ian "satire of himself" X.

PS. Ratboy, your sig text makes no sense to me... But it's "creative" in its incomprehensibility, so you qualify.

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
what no Ginsu Knives?

you suck

I am stepping out and sticking up for the boss on this one. Anyone promoting his sites are going to make BANK. If they aren't, they are probably placing the ad somewhere wierd.

His sites are TOP NOTCH and HIGH QUALITY. His members RETAIN. I generally don't like Gothic stuff, but he makes some hot ass goth chicks look fucking NICE.

His content he sells is on a limited availability as well, only a few get to buy, so it's not overused.

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
I am stepping out and sticking up for the boss on this one.

Heh. I love Ratboy, really I do... But I should probably clarify that I don't employ him or anything, he's just going nuts over my program. ;) In fact, I barely employ *me*, let alone anyone else. ;)

Still, thanks for stepping up and all that.

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

PS. Ratboy, your sig text makes no sense to me... But it's "creative" in its incomprehensibility, so you qualify.

How 'bout this?

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY

How 'bout this?

I like it. Though I think Archer just said he liked the site, not that he wanted to have sex with the girls. ;)

hyper · 08-15-2002, 09:07 PM

ginsu knives were knives sold on T.V
they were the originators of the type of sales pitch that Ian gave

its a joke that went over your head

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

I like it. Though I think Archer just said he liked the site, not that he wanted to have sex with the girls. ;)

Close enough for me! LOL. You don't talk to many salesmen, do you? (I am not really claiming to be one, I am not that sleazy).

gothweb · 08-15-2002, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
ginsu knives were knives sold on T.V
they were the originators of the type of sales pitch that Ian gave

its a joke that went over your head

(If it's any consolation, I got it.)

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
ginsu knives were knives sold on T.V
they were the originators of the type of sales pitch that Ian gave

its a joke that went over your head

I guess me using you as an opportunity to promote Gothweb went over YOURS. Jeez!

RATBOY · 08-15-2002, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

Heh. I love Ratboy, really I do... But I should probably clarify that I don't employ him or anything, he's just going nuts over my program. ;) In fact, I barely employ *me*, let alone anyone else. ;)

Still, thanks for stepping up and all that.

Sorry missed that post. I figure if I misrepresent you badly enough I could get in serious trouble, so ya you ARE the boss in those respects.

I figure I hang out at this board and others before it so fucking much I might as well make some cash at it at the same time. What the hell you know? It's fun. Also I really DO think this is going to make a lot of cash for webmasters. Might as well cash in on it somehow before I can get my own sites up.

<IMX> · 08-16-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

I see in the future people ridiculing you in this post.

Quote:

Q: What are your rules regarding Spam?
A: This is addressed on the front page. We do not need to repeat ourselves. You are more than welcome to buy advertising space on the board. For rates email eric at adult.com.

You are losing your moral authority. LOL.

$$$ or ethics.

Hahahaha don't tell me you are joining the dark side.

Your program looks good though. Good luck

gothweb · 08-16-2002, 06:37 AM

I have seen contests and things like this before. I hope I didn't cross the line.

RATBOY · 08-18-2002, 01:33 PM

gothweb · 08-19-2002, 04:22 AM

Ratboy... No need to bump this one. I didn't want to annoy people, and judging from the response (especially in the poll) I did exactly that. Better to let this die. In fact, I'm only posting now to apologize. Looks like I took this one too far. The contest still stands, but I won't be hyping it anymore.

mijoon · 08-19-2002, 06:51 AM

Oh shit ! This reminds me that I have you in my sig. but STILL didn't sign on with CCBill . Better do it NOW .

mijoon · 08-19-2002, 07:25 AM

A miracle !! CCBill worked !!
Signed on via Ratboy.

gothweb · 08-19-2002, 10:52 AM

Mijoon,

The pic in you sig appears to be broken. Other than that, looks good. Love the text that goes with it.

Ian

Sly_RJ · 08-19-2002, 11:02 AM

What the fuck? Why didn't you ICQ me about this?

mijoon · 08-19-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Mijoon,

The pic in you sig appears to be broken. Other than that, looks good. Love the text that goes with it.

Ian

My @#$#@!!%^ server went down !! So Choker opens a thread giving away free traffic to the first 50 that post their URL and I'm $#$%^@ !
As soon as he reached the 50 mark my server came back on line .

B.Diker · 08-19-2002, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
Anyone who uses this can feel free to use my sig to get a referal code

u are so fast ;)

gothweb · 08-25-2002, 08:59 AM

Contest-thingy is over. Mijoon and RATBOY are the only entries. You both get the participation prize, guess I can flip a coin to see who gets the main prize. Who wants heads, who wants tails? ;)

RJ -- Sorry I didn't contact you, I figured you would see the contest. My bad. I will give you the participation bonus: +5% on Blood Money, 25% off content this month. Hope that makes it up to you.

View Poll Results: Mostly Spam, or Mostly Contest?
Spam!	12	85.71%
Contest	2	14.29%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

08-15-2002, 08:24 PM	#1
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Spicy Contest with Pork and Meat Is it a content, or is it spam? Well, probably both... but here goes. ;) My most recent promotion is just about over... It is Friday here now, and will be in the US soon, so basically this is the last day of my 20% off content thing. (Now with 20% off new lower prices.) As such, I felt I should try a new promotion... It seemed obvious what to choose. A few people already have Blood Money in their signature files, without me even asking. Very kind of them to do so, I have to say. So, why not reward people who want to do the same? So, here's how it works. Put the Blood Money banner in your sig with a nice and creative bit of text, and you get stuff. Everyone who posts in this thread, whose sig has the banner in it next Friday, and who I see using that sig during the next week, gets the following... 1.) 25% off any content order at Photos by Ian X. made in August. and 2.) An additional 5% partnership bonus (total 55%) on their Blood Money account forever. Plus, of course, you get a 10% webmaster referral bonus for every webmaster you refer to Blood Money, if you use your referral code in your sig. That ain't bad, especially if you refer someone who does good business with us. But, don't worry, there is more... Something a little bigger. I will put all the names in a hat, and at the end of the week, I will have a little drawing. Winner gets two photo sets (with photo credit stamp, no URL) for $1 (hey, it makes the license work, okay?), or $200 off any order over $500. Remember, to play, you have to post in this thread with your sig, and I have to see it here on Friday as well as during the week. It helps to join Blood Money, but you don't have to. (Oh... and if you design your own serious banner for Blood Money, that counts too, as long as I get to use the banner. ;) ) Yes, it's a little spammy, but it's all in good fun, and it isn't a bad deal for people who decide to participate. Let the good times roll... __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-15-2002, 08:29 PM	#3
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	spam and a poll. Brilliant. As well as being a webmaster, I am also psychic. I see in the future people ridiculing you in this post. Last edited by [Labret]; 08-15-2002 at 08:30 PM..

08-15-2002, 08:44 PM	#9
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	what no Ginsu Knives? you suck __________________

08-15-2002, 09:07 PM	#16
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	ginsu knives were knives sold on T.V they were the originators of the type of sales pitch that Ian gave its a joke that went over your head __________________

08-15-2002, 08:27 PM	#2
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	is spam immoral?

08-15-2002, 08:29 PM	#4
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Ooh, now you're using your noodle!

08-15-2002, 08:38 PM	#7
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Anyone who uses this can feel free to use my sig to get a referal code

08-16-2002, 06:37 AM	#22
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	I have seen contests and things like this before. I hope I didn't cross the line. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-18-2002, 01:33 PM	#23
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Bump

08-19-2002, 04:22 AM	#24
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Ratboy... No need to bump this one. I didn't want to annoy people, and judging from the response (especially in the poll) I did exactly that. Better to let this die. In fact, I'm only posting now to apologize. Looks like I took this one too far. The contest still stands, but I won't be hyping it anymore. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-19-2002, 06:51 AM	#25
mijoon Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 610	Oh shit ! This reminds me that I have you in my sig. but STILL didn't sign on with CCBill . Better do it NOW . __________________

08-19-2002, 07:25 AM	#26
mijoon Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 610	A miracle !! CCBill worked !! Signed on via Ratboy. __________________

08-19-2002, 10:52 AM	#27
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Mijoon, The pic in you sig appears to be broken. Other than that, looks good. Love the text that goes with it. Ian __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-19-2002, 11:02 AM	#28
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	What the fuck? Why didn't you ICQ me about this? __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

08-25-2002, 08:59 AM	#31
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Contest-thingy is over. Mijoon and RATBOY are the only entries. You both get the participation prize, guess I can flip a coin to see who gets the main prize. Who wants heads, who wants tails? ;) RJ -- Sorry I didn't contact you, I figured you would see the contest. My bad. I will give you the participation bonus: +5% on Blood Money, 25% off content this month. Hope that makes it up to you. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best. Last edited by gothweb; 08-25-2002 at 09:04 AM..