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Anthony 04-11-2007 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12236798)
You juste dshowed you;re the idiot. I love how peole who weren't even close to being a sperm in their daddy's balls at the time of Lee's death can think they can comment knowledgeably on him.

He's talking from empirical data over the years. Kung fu by itself, even JKD did not hold up very well against BJJ. Couple in that it's 15 years now since BJJ hit the scenes, and is now incorporated into MMA, and he has a very valid point.

MMA > KUNGFU

Ramos 04-11-2007 11:16 AM

I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee hit Bolo Yeung 88 times in a minute. on his way to winning that tournament. I could be wrong though.

Bolo Yeung was also in Enter the Dragan.... remember that?

dig420 04-11-2007 11:16 AM

man I love these threads hehe

dig420 04-11-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12236820)
He's talking from empirical data over the years. Kung fu by itself, even JKD did not hold up very well against BJJ. Couple in that it's 15 years now since BJJ hit the scenes, and is now incorporated into MMA, and he has a very valid point.

MMA > KUNGFU

It didn't hold up AT ALL, and you know it. Quit softening the blow for these ninjas lol

Reylan Gracie is 15 yrs old. He would kick Bruce Lee's ass.

Jimmy Rock 04-11-2007 11:18 AM

I would love to ee that shit, I think he would fuck some shit up for sure

Pleasurepays 04-11-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12236788)
now the subject has changed to ask how would he do if he were alive and training MMA. Who knows? Is he more athletic than Gomi? Than Sudo? Maybe. Maybe not. He'd probably win some fights.

i think people don't get that. in his time, he was unique and very special... today, he's just another guy who trains to fight. i dont know why he would be expected to be better than any other guy who spends all week long doing grappling, kickboxing and boxing.

dig420 04-11-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 12236822)
I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee hit Bolo Yeung 88 times in a minute. on his way to winning that tournament. I could be wrong though.

Bolo Yeung was also in Enter the Dragan.... remember that?

I heard Bruce Lee killed 15 men in two seconds with his rear dragon windmill Death Touch.

He's a baaaaaad man!

dig420 04-11-2007 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12236836)
i think people don't get that. in his time, he was unique and very special... today, he's just another guy who trains to fight. i dont know why he would be expected to be better than any other guy who spends all week long doing grappling, kickboxing and boxing.

In his time, he was somewhat ahead of the curve for the US and the Asian countries, but Gene Lebell and some others were here and were REAL fighters. The Brazilians were light-years ahead of Lee even then when it comes to effective martial arts.

shoeaholicanon 04-11-2007 11:22 AM

He'd kung foo da ass

Ramos 04-11-2007 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12236837)
I heard Bruce Lee killed 15 men in two seconds with his rear dragon windmill Death Touch.

He's a baaaaaad man!

actually he performed a Babality

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...3_Babality.png

JFK 04-11-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12236695)
Actually thats not true,he was obsessed about martial arts and training. Before he started acting he had a few kung fu schools. He created a whole new marital art JKD.

Well he's a legend an all. That was created by the publicity machine when he became an actor. Of all the fights I have watched so far and they have been plentiful, it is not as easy for a matrial artist to be so dominant in real life, as it is in the movies :winkwink:

and May I say ...Fitty Bruce Lee's

RyuLion 04-11-2007 11:26 AM

all he needs is 10 seconds.

SxDx 04-11-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 12236859)

no doubt, a devastating move :2 cents:

Slickster 04-11-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 12236691)
LOL.. I think you are confusing him with Chuck Norris!

LOL Chuck Norris was world full contact champion for 7 years in a row. What championship did Bruce Lee ever win? I'll tell you... none.

Bruce Lee never fought anybody of any significance. His most famous fight was agains a Chinatown kung fu sifu named Wong Jack Man. That fight was famous because it showed him how pathetic his fighting skill was and made him develop Jeet Kune Do.

Bruce Lee was famous for his acting and for his martial arts theory. He was not famous for fighting anyone, because he never fought anyone. In a real fight Chuck Norris would've mopped the floor with Bruce Lee. If Bruce Lee was around today he would never stand a chance in the UFC.

Bruce Lee was only 5'7'' and 130 lbs. He had speed and was a pioneer when it came to martial arts theory, but he never proved that he could take a punch. End of story.

To be a real fighter you have to be able to take the shots, not just dish them out. Bruce never proved that he could take them... and why should he? He created a multi-million dollar myth. Why fuck with that by actually fighting someone? Much better to do it in front of the camera where you can redo the fight if it doesn't look perfect.

BOSS1 04-11-2007 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter (Post 12236529)

Thats interesting... just seen crow training with gsp on monday :)

did not know he was so popular

JFK 04-11-2007 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Slickster (Post 12236892)
LOL Chuck Norris was world full contact champion for 7 years in a row. What championship did Bruce Lee ever win? I'll tell you... none.

Bruce Lee never fought anybody of any significance. His most famous fight was agains a Chinatown kung fu sifu named Wong Jack Man. That fight was famous because it showed him how pathetic his fighting skill was and made him develop Jeet Kune Do.

Bruce Lee was famous for his acting and for his martial arts theory. He was not famous for fighting anyone, because he never fought anyone. In a real fight Chuck Norris would've mopped the floor with Bruce Lee. If Bruce Lee was around today he would never stand a chance in the UFC.

Bruce Lee was only 5'7'' and 130 lbs. He had speed and was a pioneer when it came to martial arts theory, but he never proved that he could take a punch. End of story.

To be a real fighter you have to be able to take the shots, not just dish them out. Bruce never proved that he could take them... and why should he? He created a multi-million dollar myth. Why fuck with that by actually fighting someone? Much better to do it in front of the camera where you can redo the fight if it doesn't look perfect.

Thanks for that, most people belive the Hype :winkwink:

Anthony 04-11-2007 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 12236906)
Thats interesting... just seen crow training with gsp on monday :)

did not know he was so popular

The Crow had a run in the UFC for a little bit. But he got his ass handed to him by Franklin, and then another loss to Swick.

HeadPimp 04-11-2007 12:07 PM

I would say that he would have kicked ass. Mostly because if he was going to do something like that, he would have studies up on what works, and adapted and trained his skills to be the best that he possibly could.

Pleasurepays 04-11-2007 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 12237078)
I would say that he would have kicked ass. Mostly because if he was going to do something like that, he would have studies up on what works, and adapted and trained his skills to be the best that he possibly could.

you people crack me up. right... he would have done that. exactly like everyone else does. and....?

holy shit. he was a movie star, not Jesus Christ.

Michaelious 04-11-2007 12:17 PM

I don't know, but it would be fun to watch

Evil E 04-11-2007 12:18 PM

rickson by armbar

Anthony 04-11-2007 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by knewon (Post 12237133)
rickson by armbar

Rickson by water bottle. :)

dig420 04-11-2007 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by knewon (Post 12237133)
rickson by armbar

good answer.

rotowa85 04-11-2007 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12236695)
Actually thats not true,he was obsessed about martial arts and training. Before he started acting he had a few kung fu schools. He created a whole new marital art JKD.

firsty mate id like to point out just how wrong you are, bruce lee was an actor way befor he started to learn martial arts. if you knew anything about bruce lee you would know he starred in his first film at the age of 6.

Now i think he would fair very well in the octagon and i would be suprised if he didnt win. Bruce Lee is concidered a master not just by the likes of us but also by other martial arts masters arond the world. He created and pionered his own style of martial arts, and his speed power and technique is unrivallrd by most.

To the people who think he was only an actor i say this, look at the speed he has when acting concidering that he fights on film were not spead up just very well choregraphed, if he can move that fast in camera i bet in a real fight he would be even faster.

StuartD 04-11-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rotowa85 (Post 12237290)
look at the speed he has when acting concidering that he fights on film were not spead up just very well choregraphed, if he can move that fast in camera i bet in a real fight he would be even faster.

Actually, rumour had it that he went too fast, and had to slow his punches down to be caught on camera properly.
If that was him slowing it down, I could only imagine what it would be like at full speed.

hershie 04-11-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12237116)
you people crack me up. right... he would have done that. exactly like everyone else does. and....?

holy shit. he was a movie star, not Jesus Christ.

Was Bruce Lee really that quick or is that just legend/hype, and many in the top tier nowadays could strike just as fast/hard?

Pleasurepays 04-11-2007 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hershie (Post 12237304)
Was Bruce Lee really that quick or is that just legend/hype, and many in the top tier nowadays could strike just as fast/hard?

he one guy like millions of others that studied martial arts most of his life. unlike most of them, he became a movie star in a time when it was all really something new and unique.

fighting is chaotic and messy unlike on film where you get 100 perfectly choreographed takes to shoot a cool scene. was he a good fighter? the world will never know... he only fought i think once in public and won and once in private and got destroyed.

i just personally think its silly to compare Bruce Lee to any other MMA fighter that is training 6 days a week and say "Bruce Lee could defeat them" - what would that assumption be based on? Watching Enter the Dragon? Bruce Lee was famous for a lot of reasons... none of those reasons include being a great fighter.

Twisted Dave 04-11-2007 01:09 PM

Bruce Lee would have destroyed every fighter in UFC. Easily.

eMonk 04-11-2007 01:13 PM

checkout his bio...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee

interesting read.

DaveMsM 04-11-2007 01:15 PM

Panthaklon is a very nice sport but any of these top fighter would be in big trouble against any type of real MASTER ...

BTW Bruce Lee = jet kun do master

eMonk 04-11-2007 01:17 PM

one more thing...

isn't the ufc tap out or black out? aren't most of bruce lee's moves deadly? what if he kills someone in the octagon? who will be responsible? would he even be allowed to fight in the ufc if he was still alive today?

Anthony 04-11-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveMsM (Post 12237435)
Panthaklon is a very nice sport but any of these top fighter would be in big trouble against any type of real MASTER ...

BTW Bruce Lee = jet kun do master

1. You mean Pankration
2. Any time you want to bring up a "Master", I'll bring the MMA fighter

Anthony 04-11-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MUNK (Post 12237446)
one more thing...

isn't the ufc tap out or black out? aren't most of bruce lee's moves deadly? what if he kills someone in the octagon? who will be responsible? would he even be allowed to fight in the ufc if he was still alive today?

OMG.

You are kidding right?

Doug E 04-11-2007 01:19 PM

Bruce Lee was probably one of the hardest working athletes of all time. The guy wouldn't stop finding and developing speed and strength in new muscles that us mortals would never know we had. Pound for pound and adapting his technique and style to match the modern competition my amateur opinion is he would be one of the best in the octagon. The mans work ethic was unmatched, to the point it killed him.

You take him at 130lbs and 5'7 and match him with his old style to todays mma athletes weighing in at 250lbs he'd most likely get his ass handed to him. But he'd make those guys pay dearly for their win. I'd take a hit from the Gracies or Shamrocks before Id ever let Bruce at me. I wouldn't doubt he could stab a finger through flesh.

Anthony 04-11-2007 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug E (Post 12237461)
Bruce Lee was probably one of the hardest working athletes of all time. The guy wouldn't stop finding and developing speed and strength in new muscles that us mortals would never know we had. Pound for pound and adapting his technique and style to match the modern competition my amateur opinion is he would be one of the best in the octagon. The mans work ethic was unmatched, to the point it killed him.

You take him at 130lbs and 5'7 and match him with his old style to todays mma athletes weighing in at 250lbs he'd most likely get his ass handed to him. But he'd make those guys pay dearly for their win. I'd take a hit from the Gracies or Shamrocks before Id ever let Bruce at me. I wouldn't doubt he could stab a finger through flesh.

Okay. After this one, I'm officially out of this thread before my IQ drops down to double digits.

hershie 04-11-2007 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MUNK (Post 12237428)
checkout his bio...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee

interesting read.


Bruce Lee's feats

* Bruce was able to do one-finger push ups from a standing start, as confirmed by Jon T. Benn.
* Bruce could strike a target from 3 feet away in five hundredths of a second. (Glover[16])
* Bruce did one-hand push ups using only 2 fingers.[17]
* Bruce was able to break a 150lb bag with a sidekick. (Coburn[16])
* Bruce would ride the equivalent of 10 miles in 45 minutes on a stationary bicycle, sweating profusely afterwards. (Uhera[16])
* Bruce was able to punch someone with full force with his flattened palm less then an inch away from their chest.[citation needed]
* Bruce was able to hold a 125-pound barbell at arms length in front of him (with elbows locked) for 20 seconds.[19]

dig420 04-11-2007 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug E (Post 12237461)
Bruce Lee was probably one of the hardest working athletes of all time. The guy wouldn't stop finding and developing speed and strength in new muscles that us mortals would never know we had. Pound for pound and adapting his technique and style to match the modern competition my amateur opinion is he would be one of the best in the octagon. The mans work ethic was unmatched, to the point it killed him.

You take him at 130lbs and 5'7 and match him with his old style to todays mma athletes weighing in at 250lbs he'd most likely get his ass handed to him. But he'd make those guys pay dearly for their win. I'd take a hit from the Gracies or Shamrocks before Id ever let Bruce at me. I wouldn't doubt he could stab a finger through flesh.

Bruce Lee' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Bruce Lee played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.


Some people wear Superman Pajamas to bed.
Superman wears Bruce Lee Pajamas to bed.


Bruce Lee doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Bruce Lee can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


Bruce Lee does not sleep. He waits.


There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Bruce Lee.


Bruce Lee once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


Bruce Lee doesn't break wind. He destroys it.


Bruce Lee's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bruce Lee.


Bruce Lee sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


The Boogeyman checks his closet for Bruce Lee every night.

dig420 04-11-2007 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12237478)
Okay. After this one, I'm officially out of this thread before my IQ drops down to double digits.

come on, these guys are hilarious!

germ 04-11-2007 01:29 PM

this thread is starting to look like one of those chuck norris quote websites.

24-7-everything 04-11-2007 01:31 PM

I don't normally comment on non adult subject but here it goes!

BRUCE LEE WEIGHED 87lbs (lol) soaking wet. Who would be in his weight class. Only him I think. Therefore he would definately dominate his weightclass.


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