Nigerian scammer OWNED! (hilarious) - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 04-06-2007, 02:46 AM

Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in months.

Take your time to read this report, you will piss yourself: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

grumpy · 04-06-2007, 03:22 AM

Long read but great find

DarkJedi · 04-06-2007, 03:57 AM

Yeah took me about an hour to read it all but it's pure entertainment.

Mad props to the guy (scam baiter).

dynastoned · 04-06-2007, 04:36 AM

idiot

Klen · 04-06-2007, 04:47 AM

I've seen similar case where scambatier use company name from series only fools and horses(he used name Del Troter)I think it's on same site.

KingK7 · 04-06-2007, 05:09 AM

"As most of the alleged offences took place in Spain, this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition, and will be headed by Spanish detective, Juan Trique Ponee, he's quite butch."

aaaahahahahaha

Brad Mitchell · 04-06-2007, 05:12 AM

Wow, great read!!!

Brad

dakota1358 · 04-06-2007, 05:12 AM

yeah long read and sitting thru the video but funny

hezochiah · 04-06-2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7

"this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nHGOl-jfUK0

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

Violetta · 04-06-2007, 05:21 AM

Quote:

it give me great pleasure to discover you, since this had being my unending quest. sir, i do request your sponsorship in my artistic career. (What "career"? You're going to be dead in a few weeks man!) i own an art studio here in nigeria, and would be glad should your count me worthy of your donation

thanks

ony Obo.

haha... this is good.

Lykos · 04-06-2007, 05:31 AM

what a looseR

Violetta · 04-06-2007, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Also, I must apologise; I was unaware that national currency of Nigeria is the Indian Rupee as is clearly demonstrated in the advertisement for the Nokia monyle phone. What a dumbass I am turning out to be. I hope you will forgive my ignorance?

muhahahahaha... FUCKING owned!!!!!!

natas · 04-06-2007, 05:52 AM

great find and funny as hell

Pimpin_J · 04-06-2007, 06:28 AM

Bahaha.. atleast the scammer had some work done lol

gornyhuy · 04-06-2007, 06:41 AM

Holy hell... that is INVOLVED.
The parrot sketch is pure gold.

notabook · 04-06-2007, 06:58 AM

ROFL... the only thing that could have made it better is if it were Good Friday.

OH WAIT! YATTA BARS!

Sexsitesurfer · 04-06-2007, 07:25 AM

Damn he put a lot of time into that. Funny as hell though. Great find!

GITZINGER · 04-06-2007, 08:56 AM

Holy Fuck!! LMAO!! "Juan Trique Ponee" ba ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Long read but totally worth it!!

NinjaSteve · 04-06-2007, 09:02 AM

Can you just quote some funny stuff here?

glad2beme · 04-06-2007, 09:05 AM

thats some funny shit man! thanks for sharing!

Pleasurepays · 04-06-2007, 09:32 AM

that was funny. hahaha... the squirrel made a nest in it.

takes a long time to read through them and follow the story but its worth it. i read this the other day and thought it was pretty funny just because he kept pushing so far http://www.419eater.com/html/tommy_mark.htm - puppy meat imports

lazycash · 04-06-2007, 10:58 AM

Ony Obo did not attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference and needs to improve his scamming skills if he wants to get paid out in the future.

Deej · 04-06-2007, 11:24 AM

Way too deep...

Homer · 04-06-2007, 11:32 AM

I almost read it all

DaddyHalbucks · 04-06-2007, 11:36 AM

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

martinsc · 04-06-2007, 11:59 AM

damn.... i read all of it... all three pages... i am in pain... i haven't laughed that much for quite some time...

Shoehorn! · 04-06-2007, 12:09 PM

I used to spend hours reading that site, hilarious shit.

jakethedog · 04-06-2007, 12:10 PM

Bravo !! excellent ..EXCELLENT work !!!

Biggy · 04-06-2007, 12:17 PM

Last week I saw on Dateline with Chris Hansen - "To Catch An ID Thief" where they took it one step further. It revolved around credit card fraud. The goods were shipped to people in the US. These people had fallen in love with people they met online (the nigerian scammers). From there, the US people would ship it to South Africa I believe, where someone else would receive the packages. From there they were shipped to Bellini, the country right next to Nigeria (its a better disguise as more people realize how much scam originates out of Nigeria). They tracked a few packages, each package had a special tracking device for them. At one point, the package was picked up right from a shipping dock where all packages go thru when it enters the country. They went and spoke to the postal inspector - and mysteriously, the package re-emerged there all beat up and repackaged.

They then took over the emails of one of the US guys who was doing the shipping from the US. In the love letters, he said he was interested in helping her with her new business so they arranged a place to meet up. (Btw, the pictures of the girls were generic porn pictures). Chris Hansen poses as the guy, its all recorded, their in Bellini. A "barrister" comes in with a girl who doesn't look like her. They go through the whole process, its very entertaining. It goes from one business proposition to another, to another. He catches the guy in all the lies, brings out the camera crews, etc. He couldn't have him arrested, but it was quite entertaining. I highly recommend searching for it on YouTube.

On a side note, a few years ago, i believe Russian scammers were using Melissa's photos saying they needed money to move over to the US. We were contacted, quite a few people were scammed, in some cases, up to a few thousand dollars. These scams are quite widespread.

tASSy · 04-06-2007, 12:25 PM

419eater rocks my world. if i had more time i'd bait these fools all day too.

Snake Doctor · 04-06-2007, 12:30 PM

This was absolutely hilarious and the fucken guy deserved it.

Jamie · 04-06-2007, 12:31 PM

long read but pretty good

maalox · 04-06-2007, 12:43 PM

Awesome read,it kept me very entertained!
Thanks for sharing

D_Unit · 04-06-2007, 12:59 PM

OMG.....Ok, I almost pissed myself with the photo of the dead squirrel:
http://www.419eater.com/images/bigman10.jpg

Martina Warren · 04-06-2007, 01:02 PM

That was way too funny! Thanks for the link

woj · 04-06-2007, 01:11 PM

good shit

spideriux · 04-06-2007, 01:45 PM

bhahahaa :D

pornguy · 04-06-2007, 01:48 PM

Sounds like he is doing the work that needs to be done.

jasminexxx · 04-06-2007, 02:14 PM

thanks for the link , the guy deserved it .
Can't wait to see the next update of this story

g$$$ · 04-06-2007, 02:44 PM

excellent story..best read i've read in a while...

D · 04-06-2007, 02:48 PM

/bookmarked

Nice one!

PunkRockXXX · 04-06-2007, 03:07 PM

i love it

scammers all should die

$5 submissions · 04-06-2007, 03:16 PM

That's hilarious. I read an LA Times story about 419 scam operations in Nigeria. Very interesting read--just a bunch of kids hanging around the computer waiting for a reply. http://tinyurl.com/2xlora

crockett · 04-06-2007, 04:58 PM

lol I've only read up to the video part, but that shit is funny.

Jarmusch · 04-06-2007, 05:08 PM

The video shooting expenses really cracked me up - $800 for two raincoats, $1000 in transportation, $500 to ship a dvd disc - seriously, wtf! rofl

suesheboy · 04-06-2007, 05:38 PM

best read in years

spacedog · 04-06-2007, 06:08 PM

I stopped reading at the end of the page about animal sex videos & donkey sex

That's some funny shit.. I can't believe the dumbass scammer fell for it..

especially when the squirrel had a case of stuffmyfatguzwivwud

Supz · 04-06-2007, 06:40 PM

true or not, that is a fucking riot!

KrisKross · 04-06-2007, 07:57 PM

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

This is is absolutely hilarious.

FezBucks · 04-06-2007, 08:00 PM

lol. fuckin aweseme

04-06-2007, 02:46 AM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Nigerian scammer OWNED! (hilarious) Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in months. Take your time to read this report, you will piss yourself: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

04-06-2007, 03:22 AM	#2
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04-06-2007, 05:12 AM	#7
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04-06-2007, 05:12 AM	#8
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04-06-2007, 05:31 AM	#11
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04-06-2007, 03:57 AM	#3
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Yeah took me about an hour to read it all but it's pure entertainment. Mad props to the guy (scam baiter).

04-06-2007, 04:36 AM	#4
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	idiot

04-06-2007, 04:47 AM	#5
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I've seen similar case where scambatier use company name from series only fools and horses(he used name Del Troter)I think it's on same site.

04-06-2007, 05:09 AM	#6
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	"As most of the alleged offences took place in Spain, this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition, and will be headed by Spanish detective, Juan Trique Ponee, he's quite butch." aaaahahahahaha

04-06-2007, 05:52 AM	#13
natas Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: : unknown Posts: 3,377	great find and funny as hell

04-06-2007, 06:28 AM	#14
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04-06-2007, 06:41 AM	#15
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04-06-2007, 06:58 AM	#16
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04-06-2007, 07:25 AM	#17
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04-06-2007, 08:56 AM	#18
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04-06-2007, 09:02 AM	#19
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04-06-2007, 09:32 AM	#21
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04-06-2007, 10:58 AM	#22
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Ony Obo did not attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference and needs to improve his scamming skills if he wants to get paid out in the future.

04-06-2007, 11:24 AM	#23
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04-06-2007, 11:32 AM	#24
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04-06-2007, 11:59 AM	#26
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04-06-2007, 12:09 PM	#27
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04-06-2007, 12:17 PM	#29
Biggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,595	Last week I saw on Dateline with Chris Hansen - "To Catch An ID Thief" where they took it one step further. It revolved around credit card fraud. The goods were shipped to people in the US. These people had fallen in love with people they met online (the nigerian scammers). From there, the US people would ship it to South Africa I believe, where someone else would receive the packages. From there they were shipped to Bellini, the country right next to Nigeria (its a better disguise as more people realize how much scam originates out of Nigeria). They tracked a few packages, each package had a special tracking device for them. At one point, the package was picked up right from a shipping dock where all packages go thru when it enters the country. They went and spoke to the postal inspector - and mysteriously, the package re-emerged there all beat up and repackaged. They then took over the emails of one of the US guys who was doing the shipping from the US. In the love letters, he said he was interested in helping her with her new business so they arranged a place to meet up. (Btw, the pictures of the girls were generic porn pictures). Chris Hansen poses as the guy, its all recorded, their in Bellini. A "barrister" comes in with a girl who doesn't look like her. They go through the whole process, its very entertaining. It goes from one business proposition to another, to another. He catches the guy in all the lies, brings out the camera crews, etc. He couldn't have him arrested, but it was quite entertaining. I highly recommend searching for it on YouTube. On a side note, a few years ago, i believe Russian scammers were using Melissa's photos saying they needed money to move over to the US. We were contacted, quite a few people were scammed, in some cases, up to a few thousand dollars. These scams are quite widespread.

04-06-2007, 12:25 PM	#30
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04-06-2007, 12:30 PM	#31
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04-06-2007, 12:43 PM	#33
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