Breaking 2257 News!!!!!!! Just In!!! Hot off the press!!!!!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 04-05-2007, 04:53 PM

SEATTLE
April 5th, 2007

In a move translucent of the incandescent aforementioned decision on the controversial injunction shooting down the FSC a few days ago, Circuit Court judge, Raphael Meadowlove has decided that in addition to secondary producers being required to have all required age verification records on hand, in the interest of safety to minors in the United States, that the law should go a step further.

Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet must acquire and keep on file for a period of not less than eternity the 2257 age verification records for the performers featured in the materials purchased. And so it is written.

IllTestYourGirls · 04-05-2007, 04:54 PM

lmao

that is the next step! or all those who buy porn go into a databank open for public view

Juicy D. Links · 04-05-2007, 04:54 PM

Wow...................

Jace · 04-05-2007, 04:54 PM

ROFL, that is a joke right? hahaha

WiredGuy · 04-05-2007, 04:54 PM

Are you serious? So retail vendors are now required to keep records of the performers for no less than eternity? Wow, the archiving of such records will be interesting to say the least.
WG

DamageX · 04-05-2007, 04:55 PM

April fool's was four days ago, in case they missed it and this thing is real.

mattz · 04-05-2007, 04:56 PM

lol, that should be interesting

RayBonga · 04-05-2007, 04:57 PM

That's fucked up.

The US of A are going totally nutts.

Adam_M · 04-05-2007, 04:57 PM

That is going to be fun to track!

Phoenix · 04-05-2007, 04:58 PM

oh Canada ;)

Mickey_ · 04-05-2007, 04:58 PM

Someone tell them to STOP drinking tap water...it is fairly obvious it's not good for their (mental) health.

JDog · 04-05-2007, 04:58 PM

This has got to be a joke! No way that this would be true lol

selena · 04-05-2007, 04:59 PM

Consumers must acquire?

yota71 · 04-05-2007, 05:00 PM

Dont have 2257 docs from surfing but than can have seamen samples from my keyboard if they want.

BobG · 04-05-2007, 05:00 PM

yep, I think maybe they should go one step even further and require that the consumer's mailman, gardener, pizza delivery guy and nearest dead relative must also maintain the records for no less than eternity times infinity times googleplex through a wormhole and 1 day.

Juicy D. Links · 04-05-2007, 05:01 PM

fuck this i am moving to Israel and opening up a falfel stand

Damian_Maxcash · 04-05-2007, 05:01 PM

I have an apartment to rent in the UK - comes with free hosting and a list of non-us sponsors

sicone · 04-05-2007, 05:01 PM

wait.. is that saying the consumers have maintain records as well?

Steve Awesome · 04-05-2007, 05:03 PM

Tongue planted firmly in cheek.

Damian_Maxcash · 04-05-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

wait.. is that saying the consumers have maintain records as well?

Off subject - have you spoken to Mike Dutch?

seeric · 04-05-2007, 05:06 PM

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 05:07 PM

April 1st was 4 days ago.

will76 · 04-05-2007, 05:08 PM

waiting for punch line.

Jace · 04-05-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

April 1st was 4 days ago.

that reply was 15 posts ago

Juicy D. Links · 04-05-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

waiting for punch line.

when u be in NY?

RawAlex · 04-05-2007, 05:11 PM

I can't wait until the start asking for dna samples... that is going to take a while.

pornguy · 04-05-2007, 05:11 PM

Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet

this means that the end user. Joe smith that buys a dvd gets the 2257 on the girl, and has to keep it for inspection????

What a fucking joke.

TexasDreams · 04-05-2007, 05:11 PM

ROCKLIN, CA
April 5th, 2007

Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.

MaDalton · 04-05-2007, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

ROCKLIN, CA
April 5th, 2007

Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.

you think a board with like 10 members makes sense??

stickyfingerz · 04-05-2007, 05:33 PM

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

that reply was 15 posts ago

Obviously it was needed again.

spooky181 · 04-05-2007, 06:13 PM

Cant believe some of you guys fell for this....

JD · 04-05-2007, 06:20 PM

"eternity" gave it away for me. no real ruling would involve "eternity"

96ukssob · 04-05-2007, 06:21 PM

does this include skin-a-max films? what about late night boobie shows on showtime? is my cable box going to print out 2257 docs everytime a nipple is shown? I get it, thats why my cable box has a usb and printer port... ill bbl, going to get some more ink and paper

seeric · 04-05-2007, 07:00 PM

hehhehhehe

Scootermuze · 04-05-2007, 08:09 PM

The gullibility of some people on here amazes me..

baddog · 04-05-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

ROCKLIN, CA
April 5th, 2007

Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.

Thank you, it is long overdue.

Webby · 04-05-2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

ROCKLIN, CA
April 5th, 2007

Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.

Thank God for that TD - tho waiting till May 1 sounds generous

will76 · 04-05-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

when u be in NY?

yo, been there done that. That was so last week. I was there while you were in Phoenix... not planned that way ofcourse.

I stayed on Broadway couple blocks south of Times Square, is that close to you ?

will76 · 04-05-2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

ROCKLIN, CA
April 5th, 2007

Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.

Looking forward to the 10 posts a day

seeric · 04-05-2007, 09:23 PM

i didnt really try to conceal the funny

SEATTLE
April 5th, 2007

In a move translucent of the incandescent aforementioned decision on the controversial injunction shooting down the FSC a few days ago, Circuit Court judge, Raphael Meadowlove has decided that in addition to secondary producers being required to have all required age verification records on hand, in the interest of safety to minors in the United States, that the law should go a step further.

Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet must acquire and keep on file for a period of not less than eternity the 2257 age verification records for the performers featured in the materials purchased. And so it is written.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i didnt really try to conceal the funny SEATTLE April 5th, 2007 In a move translucent of the incandescent aforementioned decision on the controversial injunction shooting down the FSC a few days ago, Circuit Court judge, Raphael Meadowlove has decided that in addition to secondary producers being required to have all required age verification records on hand, in the interest of safety to minors in the United States, that the law should go a step further. Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet must acquire and keep on file for a period of not less than eternity the 2257 age verification records for the performers featured in the materials purchased. And so it is written. Last edited by seeric; 04-05-2007 at 09:24 PM..