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  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    Breaking 2257 News!!!!!!! Just In!!! Hot off the press!!!!!!!!!!

    SEATTLE
    April 5th, 2007

    In a move translucent of the incandescent aforementioned decision on the controversial injunction shooting down the FSC a few days ago, Circuit Court judge, Raphael Meadowlove has decided that in addition to secondary producers being required to have all required age verification records on hand, in the interest of safety to minors in the United States, that the law should go a step further.

    Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet must acquire and keep on file for a period of not less than eternity the 2257 age verification records for the performers featured in the materials purchased. And so it is written.
  • IllTestYourGirls
    Ah My Balls
    • Feb 2007
    • 14311

    #2
    lmao
    that is the next step! or all those who buy porn go into a databank open for public view

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Wow...................

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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        ROFL, that is a joke right? hahaha

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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34512

          #5
          Are you serious? So retail vendors are now required to keep records of the performers for no less than eternity? Wow, the archiving of such records will be interesting to say the least.
          WG
          I play with Google.

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          • DamageX
            Marketing & Strategy
            • Jun 2001
            • 14293

            #6
            April fool's was four days ago, in case they missed it and this thing is real.
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            • mattz
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 7697

              #7
              lol, that should be interesting

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              • RayBonga
                too cool for highschool
                • Nov 2005
                • 12164

                #8
                That's fucked up.

                The US of A are going totally nutts.

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                • Adam_M
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 3800

                  #9
                  That is going to be fun to track!
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                  • Phoenix
                    BACON BACON BACON
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 35475

                    #10
                    oh Canada ;)
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                    • Mickey_
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4238

                      #11
                      Someone tell them to STOP drinking tap water...it is fairly obvious it's not good for their (mental) health.


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                      • JDog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 7453

                        #12
                        This has got to be a joke! No way that this would be true lol
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                        • selena
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 7994

                          #13
                          Consumers must acquire?
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                          • yota71
                            Porn Blogger
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 822

                            #14

                            Dont have 2257 docs from surfing but than can have seamen samples from my keyboard if they want.
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                            • BobG
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 4274

                              #15
                              yep, I think maybe they should go one step even further and require that the consumer's mailman, gardener, pizza delivery guy and nearest dead relative must also maintain the records for no less than eternity times infinity times googleplex through a wormhole and 1 day.

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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                fuck this i am moving to Israel and opening up a falfel stand

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                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12745

                                  #17
                                  I have an apartment to rent in the UK - comes with free hosting and a list of non-us sponsors

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                                  • sicone
                                    Retired
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 18453

                                    #18
                                    wait.. is that saying the consumers have maintain records as well?

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                                    • Steve Awesome
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 1575

                                      #19
                                      Tongue planted firmly in cheek.

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                                      • Damian_Maxcash
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 12745

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sicone
                                        wait.. is that saying the consumers have maintain records as well?
                                        Off subject - have you spoken to Mike Dutch?

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                                        • seeric
                                          ..........
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 41917

                                          #21

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                                          • GatorB
                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 18208

                                            #22
                                            April 1st was 4 days ago.

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                                            • will76
                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 18037

                                              #23
                                              waiting for punch line.
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                                              • Jace
                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 35562

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by GatorB
                                                April 1st was 4 days ago.
                                                that reply was 15 posts ago

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by will76
                                                  waiting for punch line.
                                                  when u be in NY?

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                                                  • RawAlex
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 9465

                                                    #26
                                                    I can't wait until the start asking for dna samples... that is going to take a while.

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                                                    • pornguy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 62912

                                                      #27
                                                      Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet


                                                      this means that the end user. Joe smith that buys a dvd gets the 2257 on the girl, and has to keep it for inspection????


                                                      What a fucking joke.
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                                                      • TexasDreams
                                                        former Miserable Admin :)
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 4700

                                                        #28
                                                        ROCKLIN, CA
                                                        April 5th, 2007

                                                        Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.



















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                                                        • MaDalton
                                                          I am Amazing Content!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 39861

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                          ROCKLIN, CA
                                                          April 5th, 2007

                                                          Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.




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                                                          • stickyfingerz
                                                            Doin fine
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 24984

                                                            #30

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                                                            • GatorB
                                                              The Demon & 12clicks
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 18208

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Jace
                                                              that reply was 15 posts ago
                                                              Obviously it was needed again.

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                                                              • spooky181
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 2951

                                                                #32
                                                                Cant believe some of you guys fell for this....

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                                                                • JD
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 22651

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "eternity" gave it away for me. no real ruling would involve "eternity"

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                                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 12991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    does this include skin-a-max films? what about late night boobie shows on showtime? is my cable box going to print out 2257 docs everytime a nipple is shown? I get it, thats why my cable box has a usb and printer port... ill bbl, going to get some more ink and paper
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                                                                    • seeric
                                                                      ..........
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 41917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hehhehhehe

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                                                                      • Scootermuze
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 4513

                                                                        #36
                                                                        The gullibility of some people on here amazes me..

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                          ROCKLIN, CA
                                                                          April 5th, 2007

                                                                          Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.



















                                                                          Thank you, it is long overdue.

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                                                                          • Webby
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 14956

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                            ROCKLIN, CA
                                                                            April 5th, 2007

                                                                            Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.
                                                                            Thank God for that TD - tho waiting till May 1 sounds generous
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                                                                            • will76
                                                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 18037

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                              when u be in NY?
                                                                              yo, been there done that. That was so last week. I was there while you were in Phoenix... not planned that way ofcourse.

                                                                              I stayed on Broadway couple blocks south of Times Square, is that close to you ?
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                                                                              • will76
                                                                                Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 18037

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                ROCKLIN, CA
                                                                                April 5th, 2007

                                                                                Effective May 1, 2007. Due to some people that believe all that is posted, GoFuckYourself.com (GFY) will be implementing an IQ detection and analysis system for all posts. Those that fail to achieve replies with an IQ score of at least 80 will automatically be deleted. And so it is written.


                                                                                Looking forward to the 10 posts a day
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                                                                                • seeric
                                                                                  ..........
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 41917

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i didnt really try to conceal the funny


                                                                                  SEATTLE
                                                                                  April 5th, 2007

                                                                                  In a move translucent of the incandescent aforementioned decision on the controversial injunction shooting down the FSC a few days ago, Circuit Court judge, Raphael Meadowlove has decided that in addition to secondary producers being required to have all required age verification records on hand, in the interest of safety to minors in the United States, that the law should go a step further.

                                                                                  Effective May 1, 2007 all consumers purchasing adult materials whether it be online or from and adult retail outlet must acquire and keep on file for a period of not less than eternity the 2257 age verification records for the performers featured in the materials purchased. And so it is written.


                                                                                  Last edited by seeric; 04-05-2007, 08:24 PM.

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