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Dawgy · 08-14-2002, 09:07 AM

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

from the parents.html page:

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9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

so sad that people think this way

gothweb · 08-14-2002, 09:11 AM

Yeah. There's *all* sorts of things he could be doing.

qdtobbe · 08-14-2002, 09:12 AM

yes its sad. i think everyone of these people are gay !

Plat · 08-14-2002, 09:14 AM

lol that was great

revbuddylove · 08-14-2002, 09:18 AM

Holy monkey that was funny! But I think that it was satire, rather then a serious loon. Check out where some of the links go and you will see.

Fletch XXX · 08-14-2002, 09:19 AM

I was caught last night.

guschi2k · 08-14-2002, 09:21 AM

...unbelievable that people think this way.....

.....i can`t sleep until i masturbate.....

gothweb · 08-14-2002, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I was caught last night.

Dude, you have to move out of your parents' house.

cold_ice · 08-14-2002, 09:25 AM

Hey is this a joke and is oral and anal sex really against the law in some states. Need to make sure never to move there. And if so how do they enforce the law peek in the window?

Dawgy · 08-14-2002, 09:26 AM

i masterbate in the morning
i masterbate at night
i masterbate in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright.
i masterbate all the time
thinkin of some hot whore
i masterbate before i masterbate,
then i masterbate some more

Light_52 · 08-14-2002, 09:29 AM

That's a spirit Dawgy,I do the same but I always double.

gothweb · 08-14-2002, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
Hey is this a joke and is oral and anal sex really against the law in some states. Need to make sure never to move there. And if so how do they enforce the law peek in the window?

Many countries, especially the US, have a lot of blue laws. Because of the state structure, there are tons of them, and they are different everywhere. In many states, things like masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, homosexuality, erections, bathing nude, and so forth are all illegal. For the most part, they are just old laws still on the books, not anything enforced.

Personally, I've always thought all laws should have a 50 year expiration date, just to be safe.

wannabeapornstar · 08-14-2002, 09:32 AM

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate. "

they dont masturbate they fuck goats instead

Fletch XXX · 08-14-2002, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Dude, you have to move out of your parents' house.

Mom?

I have lived on my own for many years, my live in girlfriend busted me not my mom.

hehehe

gothweb · 08-14-2002, 09:37 AM

Oh, my bad. I never would have guessed that is what you meant.

cold_ice · 08-14-2002, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Mom?

I have lived on my own for many years, my live in girlfriend busted me not my mom.

hehehe

So hope she helped you finish

gothweb · 08-14-2002, 09:56 AM

too much information!

HomeGrown · 08-14-2002, 09:58 AM

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Myth: Masturbation is harmless.<br>Reality: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

And the whole time I thought it was the weed! WOW, the government is so gay. Masterbate 4 life!

cold_ice · 08-14-2002, 10:04 AM

Maybe we should all get together in some GFY shirts and go Masturbate in front of the White House all ladies should cum along also.

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