the war against masturbation
 

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

from the parents.html page:

so sad that people think this way :(

Yeah. There's *all* sorts of things he could be doing.

yes its sad. i think everyone of these people are gay ! :1orglaugh

lol that was great :1orglaugh

Holy monkey that was funny! But I think that it was satire, rather then a serious loon. Check out where some of the links go and you will see.

I was caught last night.

:(

...unbelievable that people think this way..... :Oh crap

.....i can`t sleep until i masturbate.....

Dude, you have to move out of your parents' house. :helpme

Hey is this a joke and is oral and anal sex really against the law in some states. Need to make sure never to move there. And if so how do they enforce the law peek in the window?:321GFY

i masterbate in the morning
i masterbate at night
i masterbate in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright.
i masterbate all the time
thinkin of some hot whore
i masterbate before i masterbate,
then i masterbate some more

That's a spirit Dawgy,I do the same but I always double.

Many countries, especially the US, have a lot of blue laws. Because of the state structure, there are tons of them, and they are different everywhere. In many states, things like masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, homosexuality, erections, bathing nude, and so forth are all illegal. For the most part, they are just old laws still on the books, not anything enforced.

Personally, I've always thought all laws should have a 50 year expiration date, just to be safe.

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate. "

they dont masturbate they fuck goats instead

Mom?

I have lived on my own for many years, my live in girlfriend busted me not my mom.

hehehe

Oh, my bad. I never would have guessed that is what you meant. :winkwink:

So hope she helped you finish:1orglaugh

too much information!

And the whole time I thought it was the weed! WOW, the government is so gay. Masterbate 4 life!

Maybe we should all get together in some GFY shirts and go Masturbate in front of the White House all ladies should cum along also.:thumbsup