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Old 04-04-2007, 05:19 AM   #1
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When this girl said no she meant NO!
Girl bites Hamburger

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2270809.html
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:24 AM   #2
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hah pretty funny way to stop a guy.. just as long as it doesnt happen to me!
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:25 AM   #3
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:33 AM   #4
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from my opinion good way
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:35 AM   #5
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I wonder how there could be two such different stories?

"She beckoned me over"

"He would not go away"

Guess he's off the disco circuit for a while now!
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:59 AM   #6
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This thread is useless without pics! :P
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:01 AM   #7
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beware guys...they should post her pic so men can keep an eye out for her.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:04 AM   #8
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of a dick being bitten half off?
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:06 AM   #9
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:10 AM   #10
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of a dick being bitten half off?
No thanks, I have a living imagination. the story alone already did the trick.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:12 AM   #11
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damn, that girls bad ass!
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:25 AM   #12
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:27 AM   #13
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John Wayne Bobbit's come back is assured now. Nothing like two re-sewed wangs to start a new niche.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:28 AM   #14
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:29 AM   #15
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:41 AM   #16
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:59 AM   #17
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yes because one biting babe at a disco represents the whole of the country.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:10 AM   #18
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:16 AM   #19
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i hope he never said "use some teeth!"
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:23 AM   #20
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ohhhh that will surely leave a scar to remind him...!
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:37 AM   #21
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A guy getting his dick chomped shows those Germans are improving not getting worse.
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stalker guys in clubs can be really annoying though
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:02 AM   #23
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haha, yes!

"i know what you need."

sounds like a line from a movie!
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:05 AM   #24
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:07 AM   #26
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Some people just don't get the point until you drive the point home with violence. Good for her.
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:09 AM   #27
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:16 AM   #28
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Owch.. reading that made me cringe
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