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Old 03-31-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Serious: What does it mean if your shit doesn't float?

I took a shit and none of it floated. It all sank to the bottom of the bowl.
Does that mean anything or is it nothing?
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:51 AM   #2
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your in serious shit
but seriously - this is a webmaster forum not a doctors office...
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:52 AM   #3
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:55 AM   #4
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Come on...this is for real. I feel like I have to shit again already.

Oh my!
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:12 AM   #5
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It means you're going to die in 7 days, you didn't receive the phone call?
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:16 AM   #6
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Colorectal rectal cancer.
other than that you are fine.
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:18 AM   #7
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It means that it had very little buoyancy. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:21 AM   #8
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See? This is a biz-related thread. Webmaster health is important.


Btw, do you have your will in order?
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:27 AM   #9
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That's not a bad thing, you apparently haven't been eating too much fat lately.

It also means you shouldn't be making up too many youtube/adult filter conspiracy theories.
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:28 AM   #10
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That is called Heavy Shit.
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:32 AM   #11
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can I have your stuff?
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:59 AM   #12
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You're shitting bricks.
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Old 03-31-2007, 11:07 AM   #13
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means u need to buy little shitboats and stuff them in ur ass when u shit so ur shit flows...
shitty reply to a serious shit question i know..
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Old 03-31-2007, 11:09 AM   #14
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i dont know about float, but i know my shit dont stink.
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Old 03-31-2007, 11:46 AM   #15
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I took a shit and none of it floated. It all sank to the bottom of the bowl.
Does that mean anything or is it nothing?
It means that if you were ever to try the infamous "*******" pose, you would probably knock yourself unconscious.

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Old 03-31-2007, 11:49 AM   #16
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My shit rarely floats
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Old 03-31-2007, 12:05 PM   #17
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It means that if you were ever to try the infamous "*******" pose, you would probably knock yourself unconscious.

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Old 03-31-2007, 01:54 PM   #18
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