Serious: What does it mean if your shit doesn't float?

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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771
    #1

    Serious: What does it mean if your shit doesn't float?

    I took a shit and none of it floated. It all sank to the bottom of the bowl.
    Does that mean anything or is it nothing?
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    • Daruma
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 3494
      #2
      your in serious shit
      but seriously - this is a webmaster forum not a doctors office...

      RIP TD

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        • Steve Awesome
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 1575
          #3

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            • sortie
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 7771
              #4
              Come on...this is for real. I feel like I have to shit again already.

              Oh my!

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                • websiex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 987
                  #5
                  It means you're going to die in 7 days, you didn't receive the phone call?

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                    • sumphatpimp
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 5235
                      #6
                      Colorectal rectal cancer.
                      other than that you are fine.

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                        • StuartD
                          Sofa King Band
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903
                          #7
                          It means that it had very little buoyancy. Nothing more, nothing less.
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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              See? This is a biz-related thread. Webmaster health is important.


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                                • Rhesus
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 2009
                                  #9
                                  That's not a bad thing, you apparently haven't been eating too much fat lately.

                                  It also means you shouldn't be making up too many youtube/adult filter conspiracy theories.

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                                    • Miguel T
                                      ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 12470
                                      #10
                                      That is called Heavy Shit.

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                                        • sumphatpimp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 5235
                                          #11
                                          can I have your stuff?

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                                            • DamageX
                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 14293
                                              #12
                                              You're shitting bricks.
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                                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                • starpimps
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 6954
                                                  #13
                                                  means u need to buy little shitboats and stuff them in ur ass when u shit so ur shit flows...
                                                  shitty reply to a serious shit question i know..
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                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 60840
                                                      #14
                                                      i dont know about float, but i know my shit dont stink.

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                                                        • TexasDreams
                                                          former Miserable Admin :)
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 4700
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by sortie
                                                          I took a shit and none of it floated. It all sank to the bottom of the bowl.
                                                          Does that mean anything or is it nothing?
                                                          It means that if you were ever to try the infamous "*******" pose, you would probably knock yourself unconscious.

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                                                            • aico
                                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 14748
                                                              #16
                                                              My shit rarely floats

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                                                                • nosey
                                                                  Talk Hard
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 14413
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                  It means that if you were ever to try the infamous "*******" pose, you would probably knock yourself unconscious.


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                                                                    • DomP_nl
                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 631
                                                                      #18
                                                                      feel free to Compare

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