Serious: What does it mean if your shit doesn't float?
 

I took a shit and none of it floated. It all sank to the bottom of the bowl.
Does that mean anything or is it nothing?

your in serious shit
but seriously - this is a webmaster forum not a doctors office...

Come on...this is for real. I feel like I have to shit again already.

Oh my!

It means you're going to die in 7 days, you didn't receive the phone call?

Colorectal rectal cancer.
other than that you are fine.

It means that it had very little buoyancy. Nothing more, nothing less.

See? This is a biz-related thread. Webmaster health is important.


Btw, do you have your will in order?

That's not a bad thing, you apparently haven't been eating too much fat lately.

It also means you shouldn't be making up too many youtube/adult filter conspiracy theories.

That is called Heavy Shit.

can I have your stuff?

You're shitting bricks.

means u need to buy little shitboats and stuff them in ur ass when u shit so ur shit flows...
shitty reply to a serious shit question i know..

i dont know about float, but i know my shit dont stink.

It means that if you were ever to try the infamous "*******" pose, you would probably knock yourself unconscious. :Oh crap

http://www.blingstudio.com/shitabrick.jpg

My shit rarely floats

:1orglaugh

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