How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - worked for me ! guarnteed will work for you ! - GoFuckYourself.com

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 07:22 AM

welcome friends and enemies to another edition of rudeboy

" How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "

1. call the prostitute " hello my name is rudeboy and i want u to come over "

2. have sex with her like cheese on a hamburger

3. IMPORTANT : while having sex with her stop moving pretend ur heart just stopped. you got a heart attack

Now, here the prostitute will either

a) run away - > 100% discount

or

b) keep hitting u till u awake. if she's hurting u just awake and don't take the punishment and tell her " oh, my heart feels weird "

4. she will feel sorry for you

5. tell her your going to see a doctor and tell her u will call her back

this will work i already have done this 3 times

TampaToker · 03-14-2007, 07:23 AM

anal hobit is that you?

JamesK2 · 03-14-2007, 07:28 AM

That's the worst advice ever.

Antonio · 03-14-2007, 07:29 AM

ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

JayDeeZee · 03-14-2007, 07:30 AM

Good advice.....

Sexsitesurfer · 03-14-2007, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker

anal hobit is that you?

NO!

Anal's advice was better!

Onixia · 03-14-2007, 07:49 AM

haha - she will run away with ur all ur money

Cman · 03-14-2007, 07:53 AM

this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. everyone knows you have to pay FIRST (in order to avoid non-payment)

gangbangjoe · 03-14-2007, 08:28 AM

bad anal hobbit clone

Farang · 03-14-2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker

anal hobit is that you?

shekinah · 03-14-2007, 08:36 AM

Ladies now will know your strat...

he-fox · 03-14-2007, 08:38 AM

you're pathetic

Mediachick · 03-14-2007, 08:40 AM

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

Cman · 03-14-2007, 09:49 AM

Mediachick is correct, however, guys dont mind as long as we get to have sex LOL

Miguel T · 03-14-2007, 09:54 AM

Hahha, nice way!

Pimpin_J · 03-14-2007, 10:03 AM

God damn not even enough money to fuck a hooker?

Grand Master T · 03-14-2007, 10:05 AM

i will agree, worst advise...and thankfuly, dont need a prostitute EVER to get my rocks off!

D · 03-14-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RudeBoy

" How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "

Not that I'd try this, but I'm curious as to what the terms of your "guaratee" are.

If it fails to work, do you step up, and offer to provide the services that the prostitute didn't?

Simon IA Cash · 03-14-2007, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

And then her pimp will come in and kick your nuts again.

TurboAngel · 03-14-2007, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

NO!

Anal's advice was better!

LMFAO!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

So true hun!

WiredGuy · 03-14-2007, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RudeBoy

a) run away - > 100% discount

Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
WG

_Rush_ · 03-14-2007, 10:39 AM

Make sure you chain the TV to the wall first. :P

tradermcduck · 03-14-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
WG

good point :-)

Screaming · 03-14-2007, 10:55 AM

wow fake a heart attack to rob pros lool

starpimps · 03-14-2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker

anal hobit is that you?

DaddyHalbucks · 03-14-2007, 11:34 AM

Prostitutes --I have no interest.

Klen · 03-14-2007, 12:02 PM

That is risky beacuse they could kill you then

Mr. Manson · 03-14-2007, 12:10 PM

Thanks for the advise dude

sicone · 03-14-2007, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
WG

germ · 03-14-2007, 12:13 PM

what if they started cutting out your kidneys for sale on the black market after you faked the heart attack?

awful advice.

Phil LoadedCash · 03-14-2007, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

Not that I'd try this, but I'm curious as to what the terms of your "guaratee" are.

If it fails to work, do you step up, and offer to provide the services that the prostitute didn't?

BlackCrayon · 03-14-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

lol good post but this is why the double standard of slut/stud happens. getting laid for women is as easy as hailing a taxi.

Metalsound · 03-14-2007, 12:22 PM

God damn !!! Hilarious

JamesK2 · 03-14-2007, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cman

this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. everyone knows you have to pay FIRST (in order to avoid non-payment)

Not everywhere

TheLegacy · 03-14-2007, 12:29 PM

well any prostitute is going to ask for money up first, and if you pretend to be dead, guaranteed she will go through your wallet or steal something from your home to make up the difference.

dude, you really need to get a girlfriend

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker

anal hobit is that you?

not it is not

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

That's the worst advice ever.

have u tried it i thought so ?

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

well i am 3 out of 3 the my winning solution

Marshal · 03-14-2007, 02:19 PM

awesome advice! lol!

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

only on losers

u haven't met a jew i guess ! we will sell ur house while ur sleeping take ur thinking elsewhere

U FEMINIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

madawgz · 03-14-2007, 02:21 PM

ROFL thats pretty funny

RudeBoy · 03-14-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cman

Mediachick is correct, however, guys dont mind as long as we get to have sex LOL

u rusty tool

ContentSHOOTER · 03-14-2007, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

Oh hell yeah

Mediachick · 03-14-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RudeBoy

only on losers

u haven't met a jew i guess ! we will sell ur house while ur sleeping take ur thinking elsewhere

U FEMINIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been with a Jewish guy for 3 years and I have just sold my house and made a pretty good profit out of it. In fact, its now my ex-jew boyfriend that's broke. Broke like someone who has to fake a heart attack in order to fuck a hooker for free

Shok · 03-14-2007, 03:17 PM

there is a better and much more fun way not to pay

KingRedOnion · 03-14-2007, 05:19 PM

i tried this, didnt work, felt guilty. offered him a blowjob as compensation... ;)

Spunky · 03-14-2007, 05:30 PM

Until her pimp comes and rips off all your shit

The Ghost · 03-14-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

** this advice applicable in the U.S. No thanks

Adultnet · 03-14-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

yeah easy and simple..

gandalfuy · 03-15-2007, 12:39 AM

omg!!!
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